F~~~ them all to hell. They are all washed up, from the moment they got up off the casting couch.
Instead of talking about smashed up celebs, how about the ones who got their s~~~ together, and stayed married and productive. There are quite a few of them. They live quiet lives, make their movies and go back to their ordinary lives.
The pressure of acting/singing/performing is enormous, combined with fat paychecks and the human proclivity to escape stress by any means necessary leads to massive destruction. What ever failings we all have, is multiplied when large sums of cash are involved. Imagine having $100,000,000 and not knowing what to do with it, or yourself? But a fast car? sure, drive it to the bar to show it off, great, buy everyone a drink or five, sure. Drive home in a 200 mph car, drunk, yep! drive it into a tree, inevitable.
Lets sayI have $100,000,000 so I can have a woman. That one right there, sure. oh no wait, this one over here. ok, and those other three walking there. Take em all. Take them back to the 5 million dollar house in the hills and f~~~ until yer eyes bleed. Booze, yes plz, blow, oh yeah, loud music and skinny dippin in the pool at 2am, sign me up
Who wouldn’t want to do whatever when ever and who cares what it costs, because you hire people to handle you, maintain your schedule, make phone calls for you, get food, whores and blow for you. No responsibilities what so ever. Pffft you want to s~~~ yer pants, go ahead, you hire someone to clean that up, an throw away your clothes and get you new ones. F~~~, clothing companies give you clothes to s~~~ in.
I watched my exwife get stupid with money and parts of her personal life once she made more than $60,000 a year. At $150K a year, she was out of control. Banging a chad, hiding cash, spending money on a fast car, lavish parties all summer, cruises and European vacations, just absolutely losing her s~~~, nothing I could do to slow it down. SO now I’m out, and she still lives like a rock star, now in an important position at a huge company, she has people working for her to cover up and take responsibility for her. I’m not there to act as a brake.
These celebrities don’t have anyone to put the brakes on their stupidity either. That why it is fun to watch them crash and burn, so we can live through their bulls~~~, and be thankful for our own s~~~ty little anonymous lives. Lives where out of control spending, whoring around, drug and alcohol addiction and bad behavior have real consequences. They p~~~ away $100,000,000 then have to make more movies and music to get back on top again.
MC Hammer comes to mind. P~~~ed away millions of dollars. Millions. of. Dollars. Elton John. P~~~ed away Billions. Paul Mc Cartney, gave $50 million to an exwife groupie with one leg.
here’s a list from wikipedia
Most expensive divorces[edit]
Alec Wildenstein’s divorce in 1999 from Jocelyn Wildenstein; estimated at $3.8 billion ($5.5 billion inflation adjusted).[1][2][3]
Rupert Murdoch’s divorce in 1999 after 31 years of marriage from Anna; estimated at $1.7 billion ($2.4 billion inflation adjusted).[4]
Bernie Ecclestone’s divorce in 2009 after 23 years of marriage from Slavica; estimated at $1.2 billion ($1.3 billion inflation adjusted).[5][4]
Steve Wynn’s divorce in 2010 from Elaine; estimated at $1 billion ($1.1 billion inflation adjusted).[4]
Harold Hamm’s divorce in 2012 after 24 years from Sue Ann Arnall; estimated at $974.8 million ($1.0 billion inflation adjusted).[6][4]
Adnan Khashoggi’s divorce in 1980 after 20 years from Soraya Khashoggi; estimated at $874 million ($2.2 billion inflation adjusted).[7][4]
Dmitry Rybolovlev’s divorce in 2014 from Elena; estimated at $604 million ($610 million inflation adjusted).[4]
Craig McCaw’s divorce in 1997 after 21 years from Wendy McCaw; estimated to exceed $460 million.[8]
Mel Gibson’s divorce in 2006 after 26 years from Robyn Moore Gibson; estimated at $425 million.[9]
Robert L. Johnson’s divorce from Sheila Johnson: estimated at $400 million.
Roman Abramovich’s divorce from Irina Abramovich; estimated at $300 million.[10]
Charles Edgar Fipke’s divorce from Marlene Fipke; estimated at $200 million.[11]
Invenergy’s Michael Polsky’s divorce from Maya Polsky, $184 million.[12]
Michael Jordan’s divorce from Juanita Jordan, $168 million [13]
Boris Berezovsky’s divorce from Galina Besharova; estimated at $160 million.[14]
Neil Diamond’s divorce from Marcia Murphey; estimated at $150 million.[15]
Frank McCourt’s divorce from Jamie McCourt; estimated at $130 million.[16]
Harrison Ford’s divorce from Melissa Mathison; estimated at $118 million.[17]
Greg Norman’s divorce from Laura Andrassy; estimated at $103 million.[18]
Steven Spielberg’s divorce from Amy Irving; estimated at $100 million.[19]
Madonna’s divorce from Guy Ritchie; estimated at $76–$92 million.[20]
Tiger Woods’ divorce from Elin Nordegren; estimated at $100 million.[21]
Pauline Chai’s divorce from Dr Khoo Kay Peng; estimated at $80 million.[22]
Kevin Costner’s divorce from Cindy Silva; estimated at $80 million.[23]
Kenny Rogers divorce from Marianne Rogers; estimated at $60 million.[24]
James Cameron’s divorce from Linda Hamilton; estimated at $50 million.[25]
Paul McCartney’s divorce from Heather Mills; estimated at $48.6 million.[26]
Michael Douglas’ divorce from Diandra Douglas; estimated at $45 million.[25]
Ted Danson’s divorce from Casey Coats; estimated at $30 million.[27]
Donald Trump’s divorce from Ivana Trump; estimated at $25 million.[28]
Kelsey Grammer’s divorce from Camille Grammer; estimated at $30 million.[29]
Lionel Richie’s divorce from Diane Richie; estimated at $20 million.[25]
Johnny Carson’s divorce from Joanna Holland; estimated at $20 million.
Mick Jagger’s divorce from Jerry Hall; estimated between $15 and $25 million.[25]
Natalia Potanin sued her ex-husband, Vladimir for $7.5 billion. Litigation is in progress as of 2017.[30]
Someone tell me how Juanita Jordan deserved $168 million dollars. This bitch couldn’t make a lay up on a Little Tykes hoop FFS. Michael Jordan made the team, went to practices, made it to the NBA Draft, won 6 championships, made money off the shoes kids shoot each other and steal, owns a basketball team. Who the f~~~ is Juanita Jordan? lol
I feel sorry for celebs. They always get f~~~ed in the end by handlers, lawyers, courts, movie and music producers, ex spouses, and then the fans leave them, the cheering stops and the calls for new roles stop coming in. They live in fear of the publicist, the agent and the handlers firing them. And you thought the wall was harsh, imagine hiring a cadre of “friends” and then they don’t want you because you cant pay them.
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