Latest shocking sexual assault claims

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    Just when we thought these accusations couldn’t go back much further…

    Apparently Ugthonk, alpha of the low hill neanderthals, has been accused of rougher-than-usual rape by Skankrog, the cave’s rodent-skinner and assistant flesh roaster.

    She made the claims after male feminist scientists reanimated her at the London Museum.

    Ugthonk’s re-appointment as alpha in the subsequent death match with his rival Grox should never have been allowed, Skankrog claimed in a series of controversial hisses and grunts.

    Why wait til now? If her claims are real, she should have had him shoved under a mammoth stampede at the time. I’m calling bulls~~~.

    Where will it end? Single cell organisms accusing themselves of non-consensual division? F~~~ this society, let it all burn!

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    They were the Brangelina of the time mate. Pretty big deal.

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    F~~~ this society, let it all burn!

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