Landwhales everywhere…leave no room to spare

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

Had to share this. Here in the United States..it is no secret that we have among the highest obesity rate in the world. And while our brothers make up a large portion of that, it is just far more noticeable on women. The other day, I was walking down a narrow corridor at my job. The corridor is very long – probably 300 feet – but very narrow – maybe 8 feet or so… Way down at the other end – I spotted a woman who’s ass must have been twice the size of the rest of her already enormous body – this was visible to me from a football fields length away. When she passed, I had to move over to one side to avoid getting “side swiped” by this hippo. Don’t they care? What man in his right mind would want to get underneath..or even on top of that mountain? Although females are bulking up worldwide, the disparity is still striking: Walk the streets of Kiev, Moscow, Seoul and these beasts are much harder to spot – unless you are at a zoo in the large mammal section. Even in America – when I was a child in the 60’s- any female who sported such girth was shunned. Today – they say “I am full figured” – “More to Love” – “Thick”. Yaeh right. Sorry, sister. You are just plain FAT.

[AttonParticipant]

Land whales they have gravitational pull.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Land whales and feminists are cut from the same cloth.

No self control, no manners and they make the average man want to puke until they pass out!

[OldBillParticipant]

Atton wrote:

Land whales they have gravitational pull.

Which is why they’re called “ham planets” and their obese children “moons”.

Back before Chairman Pao and the SJW gang at Reddit began their purge, I used to visit that site for one reason and one reasons alone: the Fat People Hate subreddit. It was glorious, fully an equal to Something Awful’s golden era. No matter how deep a funk I was in, it never failed to make me laugh out loud. Often times I had to close my browser and walk away because I was laughing too hard.

While the members there had concocted dozens of euphemisms for the obese, my personal favorite was “butter goblin”.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

I heard you age slower the closer you walk next to one of these women.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[onmywayParticipant 502]

uchibenkei wrote:

I heard you age slower the closer you walk next to one of these women.

HAHAHAHA! 😀

[Anonymous 18]

You know the sound moving trucks make when backing up “beep beep beep”. There should be a smart phone app for when in proximity with a land whale.

Getting swiped by a land whale is embarrassing, not the least because she is a woman. But I stand no chance against 350lbs war machine.

[HitmanParticipant]

OldBill wrote:

Which is why they’re called “ham planets” and their obese children “moons”.

Anonymous wrote:

But I stand no chance against 350lbs war machine.

i’m laughing so much because it’s TRUE !

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

OldBill wrote:

Which is why they’re called “ham planets” and their obese children “moons”.

LOL HAM PLANET!!!!!

That’s f~~~ing hilarious – can I steal that?

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[DethklokParticipant 153]

Fat men will at least accept their fate, or try to change it.

Fat women will blame you for their problems.

[The Long WalkParticipant 1282]

uchibenkei wrote:

I heard you age slower the closer you walk next to one of these women.

The smell and just the general unpleasantness of that situation quickly negates any potential benefit.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

What I cant fathom is the utter shamelessness of it all. There occasions where I gain a bit of weight; but Im completely aware of it. Ill opt for a loose fitting sweat shirt while Im burning those calories. These girls who are 100 lbs+ over weight wear TIGHTS and SPANDEX! They just let it all hang out.

Old Bill,

LOL at Ham PLANETS lmao! Can you direct me to those sub reddits?

OldBill wrote:

Atton wrote:

Land whales they have gravitational pull.

Which is why they’re called “ham planets” and their obese children “moons”.

Back before Chairman Pao and the SJW gang at Reddit began their purge, I used to visit that site for one reason and one reasons alone: the Fat People Hate subreddit. It was glorious, fully an equal to Something Awful’s golden era. No matter how deep a funk I was in, it never failed to make me laugh out loud. Often times I had to close my browser and walk away because I was laughing too hard.

While the members there had concocted dozens of euphemisms for the obese, my personal favorite was “butter goblin”.

Resident cynic.

[Anonymous 3]

What amuses me so much about a lot of this is the BMI measure for a “healthy male” is a starved malnourished f~~~~~, while for women it’s okay to be landwhale and we’re supposed to encourage them.

I can get down to single digit bodyfat, drop my muscle, and hit the BMI ideal for my height. But it’s disgusting, and people have openly told me they hate it. Men are supposed to be a bit overweight, a little bit of fat to go along with more muscle. But for women, their extra fat is already on their bodies in their boobs and butt, so when they start stacking even more it’s just disgusting. They go obese quickly, hamplanet, landwhale etc. There is no need for women to have a layer of fat on their stomachs or elsewhere, it’s already in the boobs, thighs and butt.

[MENGINEERParticipant 583]

In a break room at work saw some fat chick eating a salad with a disgusted look on her face. I was talking to a co worker about someone making cookies (to try and make her hungry). Her face shot up like a deer in headlights.

Her first sentence with a mouth full of salad was “why do you have to talk about cookies?, I’m on a DIET”. Told her it’s not my problem that you have a cookie problem. Co worker and I had to exit and laugh so hard at her fat ass. Call her cookie monster now when she’s not around…

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Phoenix,

What amuses me so much about a lot of this is the BMI measure for a “healthy male” is a starved malnourished f~~~~~,

This is what I dont understand as well. The BMI for men is EXTREMELY light weight. I cant imagine its accurate of what most people consider healthy looking males. Anyone have any input on this?

Your right about womens weight as well. I dont think most men even notice it on women until they are grossly over weight because they gain it in their butt, thighs, calves and arms. Areas that either easily covered up or still look somewhat proportionate. Most women gain it in their faces or stomachs last. Ive seen so many women with not an ounce of fat on their faces but are HUGE in other places.

Resident cynic.

[OldBillParticipant]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

LOL at Ham PLANETS lmao! Can you direct me to those sub reddits?

The Fat People Hate subreddit is long gone, AW. There’s one called Fat Logic but it’s no where near as fun.

Ellen Pao, the worthless c~~~ who sued the Silicon Valley venture capital firm Kleiner Perkins for gender discrimination and lost big time only to get the Reddit CEO job because she could check off enough quota boxes, killed it earlier this year in the opening salvo of the SJW-inspired purge that gutted Reddit. She and her merry gang of New Red Guards shut down subreddits like “Fat People Hate” while keeping others like “Coon Town” and “Pictures of Dead Kids”. When the majority of Reddit mods took their subreddits private in protest, the f~~~~~s who own Reddit showed Pao the door.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[RoyDalParticipant]

I know someone (a man) who was almost rejected by the US Army because his height/weight was on the wrong side of the chart. He did not have an ounce of fat on him. He was a bodybuilder. He could have lifted the examining doctor with his weaker arm. He did get in, but it took him a bit of talking, muscles and all. BTW, his waist size was smaller than Dr. Rejection’s, the man whom he had to talk into believing he was actually fit enough to join up.

In general. we have become a world of scrawny wimps, we men; and our women have become fat angry land whales. I am thinking no civilization can stand long with this as its norm.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

I have this sister…. well 3 actually… but one in particular is f~~~in’ huge. I saw her recently at my mothers funeral. She HAS to be 300+ lbs. Hell, the shadow of the crack of her ass weighs 20 lbs. She was always a “big girl”, but in the last 20 years, she has really let herself go. 5’3″ 300+ lbs. I’m 5’10” and 160, and only a year younger. How is it possible that she could “blow up” to this size and I stay relatively the same size?

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

OldBill wrote:

Fat People Hate subreddit

FPH was always my go-to between sets @ the gym. It’s a great balance between (1) giving me that extra oomph to grind through the last set, or (2) making me laugh my ass off at a photo of some fat piece of s~~~ on a scootypuff.

A lot of those folks migrated to http://www.voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate, good s~~~.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

On a side note, I will say that the food industry has really let North American society down. These companies spend millions and know just how much salt, sugar, fat, etc to put in their recipes so your brain reaches the “bliss point” and you come back for more until you are addicted. We have evolved to crave these foods which are essential but have traditionally been scarce until now. Many people just don’t stand a chance when up against all the research that’s been done specifically to get them addicted and maximize profits. The fat shamers aren’t the problem. The problem is these food manufacturers that operate like drug dealers. Oreos are more addictive than CRACK. That’s not hyperbole either. Sugar addicts need to go after the food industry if they really want to end obesity, child obesity, etc. Good luck with that.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

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