Know any good MGTOW jokes?

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

Oldie but a goodie:

HUSBAND: I don’t believe it! I’ve won the lottery! Quick, pack your bags!
WIFE: Oh my gosh it’s so exciting, where am I packing for????
HUSBAND: I don’t care, just GET THE F~~~ OUT!

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

BF asks his GF:
BF: What would you do if I won the lottery?
GF: I’d divorce you and get the half of the winnings
BF shows her the scratch-off ticket that won $20, gives her $10 bill and says: take this and GTFO

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 7]

Whats 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and turns women on?

A hundred dollar bill.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

Thanks Russky… I had a mouthful of beer when I read that, now I have a monitor to clean.

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

This post reminded me of this mgtow picture.

Great stuff brothers keep them coming.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

A woman is taking golf lessons and started playing her first round of golf. when She got stung by a bee. Her returned to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro said, “You are back early”, “I was stung by a bee”, she said. “Where?”, he asked. “Between the first and second hole.”
He nodded and said, Your stance is far too wide.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

Found another gem.

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

😀 Russky, nice post

Boar wrote:

Total Lee wrote:

“Gender Equality”.

“Strong, independent woman”

Marriage

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[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Here’s another one (sad one but telling):

A wedding procession of cars drives towards the registration ceremony. Suddenly two young male guests in a convertible Porche start showing off by overtaking the procession and smiling at the ladies while doing that. Suddenly they swerve, skid and crash under a parked semi trailer. The guys are dead, there is blood and guts everywhere. The procession stops and everyone starts approaching the scene of the crash in shock.
And then they hear the bride screaming from behind: “There’s no helping them, let’s go, the ceremony starts in 15!”

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Russky wrote:

Here’s another one (sad one but telling):

A wedding procession of cars drives towards the registration ceremony. Suddenly two young male guests in a convertible Porche start showing off by overtaking the procession and smiling at the ladies while doing that. Suddenly they swerve, skid and crash under a parked semi trailer. The guys are dead, there is blood and guts everywhere. The procession stops and everyone starts approaching the scene of the crash in shock.
And then they hear the bride screaming from behind: “There’s no helping them, let’s go, the ceremony is in 15 minutes!”

And that men, is TRUTH.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[TicParticipant 4329]

jenny: Mom, johnny asked me to marry him (crying hysterically)
Mom: that’s great honey
Jenny: No, it’s awful. He says he doesn’t believe in God or hell. He doesn’t believe in HELL????!!!!
MOm: It’s okay, honey. Marry him. Show him what real hell is like.

God bless peace and freedom.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9574]

I’m just copying and pasting my joke post the last time we did MGTOW jokes rather than just typing it all over again.

Why did hurricanes used to be named only after females? Maybe it’s because you can never figure out what they’re gonna do.

You’re wife is a rental, but she overcharges for blowjobs.

I did your wife last night. She bitched like a whore!

These lips were on your wife’s pussy last night. Why don’t you dust that thing off?

Why do men prefer guns over women?
You can trade an old 44 for a new 22
You can keep one at home while having another on the road
A friend will let you try his for a while if you admire it
Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you have another as a backup
Your gun will always stay with you even when you used up ammo
Guns don’t take up a lot of closet space
Guns function normally all days of the month
The gun won’t ask “do these grips make me look fat?”
A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after finish using it
Guns don’t get jealous of other guns
You can silence a gun, but you can’t a wife

It’s not the dress that makes you look fat. It’s the fat that makes you look fat.

Wife: I want to talk about feelings and emotions.
Husband: Then go to a psychiatrist; that’s what they’re paid to do.

Statistically 25% of women are diagnosed with some form of mental and emotional disorder. Which means that 75% of them haven’t been tested yet.

What do women have in common with Martha Steward? They all have the kitchen in common.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[EskimospyParticipant 841]

During WWII an American soldier goes to Britain for some r&r after fighting in France. He boards a train in Dover heading for London and he is very exhausted.
The train car he boards is full except for one seat occupied by a small Yorkshire terrier; sitting next to the dog is a middle aged woman.
The American walks over to her and speaks to her as politely as he can. “Ma’am if you would excuse me I’m very tired and I need a place to sit. If you would let me sit where your dog is I’d really appreciate it.”
The woman is appalled by his request and shouts “How very rude! Do you not see that seat has already been taken?! This seat is for my darling pooch and you shall not have it!”
The American holds his head down and moves on. He looks at all of the cars on the train and can see that every seat in every car is occupied. He has to go back to that grouchy old woman and he does.
“Ma’am it’s me again. I can’t find an empty seat anywhere and I’m so tired. If you let have that one seat next to you I’ll let your dog sit on my lap so we can share it.”
The old woman becomes fuming mad and shouts again. “How dare you! You Americans are all so pretentious and crude! I’ve already told that this seat is for my pooch and you shall not have it! Now move along and let us be!”
The American gets fed up, stops trying to be nice, grabs the dog and throws it out of the nearest train window and he takes the seat. The old woman shocked that he has done this to the point where she is speechless.
Sitting behind the American is an old man who leans over closer to the Americans ear and says “You know, you Americans really do have a penchant for doing things wrong. You hold your fork in the wrong hand, you drive on the wrong side of the road and you just threw the wrong bitch out of the train”.

[KimmurielParticipant 480]

The “Irish Goodbye”

Its simply walking away without warning. Just like MGTOW

"You meet a few exceedingly forsaken, Sit around the cooler refusing domestication" Aesop Rock

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