Kim Jong-un to launch matchmaking contest

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

Ahhhh, ummm, yeeeah…this won’t end well for the winner guy!

http://www.9news.com.au/world/2016/05/22/11/19/kim-jong-un-to-launch-matchmaking-contest-to-find-his-sister-a-husband

North Korea potential MGTOW subscription just went up 1000x. Oh wait they don’t have internet!

The Bachelorette North Korea, I’d so watch that! You wouldn’t get a rose you’d get an anti-aircraft gun execution.

[Anonymous 42]

Kim Yo-jong was elected into the high office
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What kangaroo girl hopped over reality to write this f~~~ing article? Have you men of Asstralia been feeding your women that wasteland uranium yellow cake?

First part of journalism, “who wrote the story”?
9 does not suffice unless you’re playing the Beatles White Album. A bunch of c~~~s hiding behind the number 9 is not journalism. Straight shooters like myself need an individual target, not a collective hive of steamy yellowcake c~~~s!

Big strong independent c~~~s like you should be strong enough to leave your name for some criticism, but we know that’s not how the hive operates.

A lesson to you f~~~tarded yellowcake uranium consumers: Kim-c~~~-Ill WAS NOT ELECTED SHE-it was APPOINTED

But hey, what can be expected of a bunch of female journalists with Bq count that rivals Fukushima Daiichi’s unit 3.
Go work for TEPCO! You have no business whatsoever in truthful journalism! You recognize one of your own; A bunch of C~~~munists!

[Anonymous 11]

If she looks anything like her brother, it’s going to be an AK-47 wedding. Wait, Did he not use anti-aircraft guns to execute some generals? It’ll have to be an anti-aircraft gun wedding.

[Anonymous 42]

If I had access to a .50 cal antiaircraft gun it would be loaded and mounted in the bed of my truck on gimbals for full range of motion, I’d make the Taliban look like children playing wit marbles!

[Y_Participant 4591]

I bet Johnny Depp will play.
Now his ex is taking him to the cleaners, he needs the money to pay his lawyers.

They can call it “Pirates of North Korea – The Death Wish of Captain Chicken Sparrow”

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