Ken and Barbie – Where are they now?

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  • #426650
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    Y_
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    Barbie…..

    Ken became MGTOW

    He became rich and successful – with no Barbie to hold him back

    He lived well…

    As the years went by he only got better…

    Oh but wait .. what about Barbie?

    #426660
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    Anonymous
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    Sad but true!

    #426661
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    Anonymous
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    I can think of a few places,,

    #426663
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    Y_
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    I can think of a few places,,

    I wanted sooo bad to put that on but you beat me to it.
    WAAAHHHHHHHHH….

    That’s what happens when you date a single mom

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    Muglintar
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    Ken has been MGTOW all his life, he even had his genitals removed completely (vasectomy is just for beginners). Once Barbie hit the wall and wanted to have kids, she became pregnant (see http://www.girlgames.com/barbie-pregnant-shopping.html).
    Ken soon realized she can’t always have been completely true to him. So he walked out the door, leaving Barbie and all her horses and other critters behind.
    And let’s be honest, taking into account how many jobs Barbie has had in the last few decades, she can’t be good at any of them. Once she got fired from each and every one of them, she even had to do this one: http://www.ebay.com/itm/OOAK-BARBIE-1996-SPARKLE-BEACH-DOMINATRIX-KIRA-DOLL-/360934492543?hash=item54095f497f:g:CTMAAOxyNThTc4gW

    "Him, who delights in solitude, is either a wild beast or a GOD!" - Aristotle (Aristot. Pol. 1.1253a) 1 Hom. Il. 9.63; the passage goes on: ἐστὶν ἐκεῖνος ι ὃς πολέμου ἔραται.

    #426695
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    Ken has been MGTOW all his life, he even had his genitals removed completely (vasectomy is just for beginners).

    MGTOW Ken – b~~~~ sold separately.
    I don’t feel so good….

    #426776
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    Atton
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    Barbie in the arc furnace.

    A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

    #426856
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    Autolite
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    Ken’s now living in his 1999 Ford Taurus and Babs can be found at the trailer park…

    http://cargocollective.com/taramorton/Trailer-Park-Barbie

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    PistolPete
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    Check out the new barbie—racial and “body positive” Yeah this is going to sell NOT anyone with Mattel stock SELL NOW!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/barbie-diversity_us_58b5debde4b060480e0c7aa2?section=us_women

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    Autolite
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    I’m thinking of maybe starting a collection. The “Princess Unicorn Barbie” and the “Working Mother Barbie” are just so life-like that it’s kinda creepy…

    http://www.oddee.com/item_96785.aspx

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    #427513
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    Y_
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    I was wondering who would post Aqua
    Guess what – HIJAB BARBIE (HIJABIE) – no kidding. Look it up.

    Hey Pete – yours comes with a small bag of explosives (Suicide Barbie) Last one down

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