Karma Part I – A blue smurf at work got toasted, literally…

[ProjectParticipant 507]

I work as an apprentice. What happened yesterday is that the electricity stopped working in a part of the building. For some freaking reason people come to the computer guys with electricity problems. Anyway, a couple of other workers and I went to check the problem. When the closet was opened I got hit by a bad feeling in my got and some part in my head was screaming “Danger!!!”. I think that is the best way to describe what I felt. Suddenly every female worker turned towards me and looked at me expectantly and this is how the conversation went.

Me: “I think it’s best to call a professional for this, I do not want to mess with this”

Women1: “It is just a switch that you have to flick back”

They stood behind me, while I was looking for what could have happened.

Me: “No way! I am not touching that!”

Now I was not the only guy there, another random bluepill worker appears!

BP: “You do not have to be afraid, I will do it”

While I take a couple of steps away(like 20M away) and hear mutterings about “Yeah that’s a man” and “I knew that apprentice wasn’t a good choice as a partner” and last but not least “Should have guessed that he was a weak coward”. I could see BP guy was pleased and soaking up the attention.

Next thing I know I hear a smell. BP gets thrown back, I hear screaming and see that all of them are on the floor and I am just standing there wondering why they didn’t listen to me, while thinking “What did I say?”

What happens after is several women trying to pin the blame on me, blue pill guy gets taken by ambulance and I am just there popping a chewing gum into my mouth and going back to my office to do my work thinking “Thank god I went MGTOW”.

PS: If there is anything that I was not clear enough about just ask

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

It’s your basic female ignorance hard at work yet again !!

How little so many of them know about most things, but it NEVER stops them from telling a man how to do it !!

This may sound amazing to you, but most married men are used to it.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

I’ve always wondered where/when women gained omniscience about what it is to be a man…what exactly is the source of their expertise?

On the issue of fear and being a man.

I had to explain to a very young man the following: Only the dead or a fool never experience fear. Fear is a survival instinct…people without this instinct become extinct. Now that doesn’t mean you let fear over-power you. You face the fear and over-come it and do what is necessary whether you are afraid or not—that is courage.
How can those without fear ever really be considered courageous? They are not over-coming anything. I think he got the message.

Bitches don’t understand…they think you are no more than some kind of performing monkey they can shame into suspending common sense and caution and do something stupid. Don’t worry you showed them where the true power lays.

[ProjectParticipant 507]

PistolPete wrote:

I’ve always wondered where/when women gained omniscience about what it is to be a man…what exactly is the source of their expertise?

I dunno, but I had fun at work today seeing these women crying. I did everything I could to make them think about what happened yesterday. No pun and joke were to cringy.

Some of them from today:
“Well that was quite a shock what happened yesterday”
“Well that was an electrifying experience”
“Looks like my day ended with a bang!”
“Where’s BP? I wanted to give him a toast”

Should have seen all the angry women!

[Anonymous 42]

You should have kicked over a mop bucket for more continuity!

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Nothing like the smell of burning hair to start off your morning.
Give BP a butter knife and ask him to check the sockets for you.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Anonymous 25]

Being a mangina can seriously damage your health.

Seems like electro smurf found out the hard way.

[BlacqueJacqueShellacqueParticipant 6890]

Gold.

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

Oh my God that’s too great.

PistolPete wrote:

Bitches don’t understand…they think you are no more than some kind of performing monkey they can shame into suspending common sense and caution and do something stupid.

I’ve seen this many times, and they always get SO mad when you refuse to dance for them. In such cases I generally tell them to do it themselves if they know so much, or shut up. Or I just ignore them. Depends on how what I want to do at the moment.

It did take me a bit when I was younger to stick to my guns, and make sure I’m not being goaded into something stupid, but not long.

are you a chia pet in man drag

[Jeremiah JohnsonParticipant 2219]

I was a network admin and know exactly what your talking about…I wouldn’t have touched it either, f~~~ that…Great moves sir, great moves…

Men are at a time when panning for gold in a urinal has a higher probability of success than finding a faithful and loving woman, it is time to go your own way.....

[Anonymous 0]

Good on you, Kham

[Oz-BlokeParticipant 3233]

Electricity – a potential killer you can’t see or smell. Can’t believe they tried to blame you when you clearly advised them to leave it to an electrician. Poor snowflakes didn’t want to go without airconditoning or Fakebook for too long.

#ManOut

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

Project wrote:

Next thing I know I hear a smell. BP gets thrown back, I hear screaming and see that all of them are on the floor and I am just standing there wondering why they didn’t listen to me, while thinking “What did I say?”

Did all of them get shocked or just BP? Or did BP fly back into them?

are you a chia pet in man drag

[ProjectParticipant 507]

I dunno, I think it was a combination of both, I just called an ambulance and informed the boss what happened, called an ambulance and went back to my work.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Project wrote:

Me: “I think it’s best to call a professional for this, I do not want to mess with this”

Never say things like: “I think,” around women.

Just look at the situation up and down and say definitively: “This is a job for a professional.”

If the woman gives you s~~~ like:

: “It is just a switch that you have to flick back.”
: “Well then go ahead and flip it. But first wait a second for me to get my cell phone out. The internet will want to see this.”

Then, when the bitch or the mangina inevitably burns herself / himself, you say: “F~~~ing told you.”

And walk away. No f~~~s given.

[ProjectParticipant 507]

sidecar wrote:

Kham wrote:

Me: “I think it’s best to call a professional for this, I do not want to mess with this”

Never say things like: “I think,” around women.

Noticed that, everytime I say think I get the feeling that they disapprove me for using my brain…

[GnosticParticipant 2491]

This is Karma part 1. Where is part 2?

There is no magic in MGTOW, just recognition of the truth and logical decision how to avoid dangers. The red pill is but the truth, it is no magical potion. Do not think in this modern world men have no longer have natural enemies, men are prey to women and government.

[ProjectParticipant 507]

Coming later, today I am behind enemy lines right now ^v^

[GrumpyParticipant]

IMHO
If it was so simple, why didn’t any of the hamsters flick the switch? (rhetorical).
The BP displayed another version of “empowered” I suppose 🙂

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

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