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  • #572123
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    Anonymous
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    I’m in Panera again, you dudes must think I live here…and sitting near two women arguing about which is better in salad, grape tomatoes or sliced tomatoes…going at it for 25 minutes now.

    I think this is the most epic philosophical argument between 2 women I have ever heard. Grape tomatoes is loud and insufferable, sliced is polite but is winning on points

    Just shut the f~~~ up already. its a tomato, put in the salad. put the salad in yer, umm saladhole, chew it up and swallow it. and repeat.

    I bought headphones yesterday. jamming out to some 2000’s trance turned up loud to drown these bitches out.

    I think I get internet at my place on Tuesday.

    #572124
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    Anonymous
    43

    this

    #572128
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    John Woods 13
    John Woods 13
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    Sliced grape tomatoes. There, discussion finished in 5 seconds.

    The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

    #572136
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    MarketWatcher
    MarketWatcher
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    I hate tomatoes, so conversation over.

    I think I get internet at my place on Tuesday

    Good for you brother! No more Panera! That place is a bitch free for all.

    #572147
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    Anonymous
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    sliced grape tomatoes? absolutely brilliant, a man would think up a logical compromise, these two bitches are killing me.

    #572158
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    Untamed
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    sliced grape tomatoes? absolutely brilliant, a man would think up a logical compromise, these two bitches are killing me.

    That’s what annoys me the most about these creatures. They can talk on and on and on and on to say nothing substantial or deep. Their conversations are as stale as month-old biscuits then they get upset when we ignore them, ha haaa

    Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
    Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
    #GenderSegragationNow!

    #572188
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    Zarathustra
    Zarathustra
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    Hey May 7 2020… what does your handle mean? I mean if you don’t mind me asking and all. Maybe you said it before, in another thread but I missed. I think you said you got a new place? Congrats!

    #572189
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    Zarathustra
    Zarathustra
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    …. and its sliced tomatoes over grape tomatoes and I will fight anyone to the death who says otherwise….

    #572223
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    KevinStyles
    KevinStyles
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    Sliced grape tomatoes. There, discussion finished in 5 seconds.

    YOu can’t solve a womans argument with LOGIC! Common man!

    #572237
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    PistolPete
    PistolPete
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    You should have told them you are an MD and a new study is out showing that ALL tomatoes make you fat… HA HA watch the fun.

    #572241
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    Anonymous
    43

    oh pete, you are a devilish bastard…

    #572249
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    Joetech
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    Tomatoes? What, no cucumbers? I guess we both know what those ladies use the cucumbers for…not salads.

    "Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

    #572345
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    Sidecar
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    sitting near two women arguing about which is better in salad, grape tomatoes or sliced tomatoes…going at it for 25 minutes now.

    After the first ten minutes just walk over and pour ketchup on both their plates.

    : “It’s all the same. Nobody cares. Now shut the f~~~ up.

    #572349
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    OldBill
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    Hey May 7 2020… what does your handle mean?

    It’s the day he gets to stop paying child support and thus becomes fully free of The C~~~.

    Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

    #572354
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    Anonymous
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    Women have a lot to talk about, they think.

    #572356
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    ResidentEvil7
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    I can’t believe even a woman would argue for about a half hour over a f~~~ing tomato! I’d tell these women to get a f~~~ing life! They obviously have too much free time if they can spend a half hour bitching back and forth over something as stupid as a tomato.

    Then again, I have 4 teenage cousins that spent a half hour arguing on how to pronounce New Orleans. This is one of many reasons why I hate my cousins; they argue over stupid s~~~ for long periods of time to each other!

    https://themanszone.webs.com/

    #572439
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    Back in Black
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    My grandfather was a very quiet, stoic man. My grandmother chatted nonstop. I asked him why this was. He replied, “Women talk, men think”.

    True story.

    "Women are directly adapted to act as the nurses and educators of our early childhood, for the simple reason that they themselves are childish, foolish, and short-sighted—in a word, are big children all their lives, something intermediate between the child and the man, who is a man in the strict sense of the word. Consider how a young girl will toy day after day with a child, dance with it and sing to it; and then consider what a man, with the very best intentions in the world, could do in her place.” Quote from Arthur Shopenhauer, 17th century philosopher

    #572616
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    Oldschool
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    Did you use the gift card?

    Get a vasectomy.

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