These are just some of the nightmares I have worked with in the past. They have come and gone and leave me with bile creeping up my throat when I think about them. They are a working man’s pain in the ass.
The teenage schoolyard sexual guru:
-She judges every guy she works with like she’s on a date with him even though she’s married.
-She acts like a teenage girl in a never ending singles scene wherever she goes, especially at work.
-Male co-worker compatibility with her based on her view on who’s hot and who’s not.
-She demands you prove yourself to her to be a ‘real man’ by dropping everything you are doing when she walks in and fight with the other guys and inflate your ego in front of her to prove yourself to her.
-She delights in causing infighting among the guys at work when she walks into the room.
-Ignoring her when she walks into the room and focusing on your work…highly offensive to her.
-When she decides your not hot…” Get rid of him.” “He’s not a real man.”” He has no confidence and is a wimp around women and the other guys.”
-Once she has decided who you are with her almighty wisdom and being forced to work with you in the same department, she becomes hostile in a very immature, sadistic way.
-The monkeys that are under her spell will be sent by her to attack you in different ways so they can get their egos stroked by her. She delights in attacking you indirectly through her ‘boyfriends’.
-She teaches all other women in the workplace to think like she does and gathers up a like-minded
group of women around her.
-Her view of confidence? Fight with the other guys around her, disrespect her every day driving her nuts with offenses to show her your confident with women(Some of the guys she hung around were calling her a c.nt in front of everyone).
-Working hard and excelling makes you a gutless company ass kisser in her eyes.
-Guys who destroy their own work, rebel against even basic work requirements with a massive inferiority complex means that they have rebel backbone and are untamable…highly attractive to her.
-Watching your language around her with good manners like some of the younger guys did inspires her to howl with laughter and ridicule.
-Women around her think she’s either fun to hang around or they hate her for her influence on men.
-She’s married but acts like a teenage girl in a schoolyard. Contradictory cave woman standards for men with a splash of twisted feminist sexuality.
-Her demand for respect is based on snobbery, not a demand for equality which she doesn’t understand.
-When she gets respect even as an offer of equality, she redefines it as insecurity in a guy and condemns it.
-She worships male stereotypes but complains about it at the same time.
-Singlehandedly she can turn a workplace into a dysfunctional zoo.(Welcome to her episode of the ‘Wild Kingdom’).
The self-diagnosed OCD woman…(License to be a bitch.):
-She loves telling everyone she has OCD(obsessive compulsive disorder.) She has never seen a doctor and is on no medication.
Obsessive-compulsive disorder is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, unwanted thoughts and repetitive, ritualized behaviors you feel compelled to perform. Her OCD rituals she performs are power tripping on others, and trying to boss others and feel control over everyone and everything around her so she can feel more secure.
-She uses people in the workplace as an outlet for her fear based disorder she claims she has.
-She stakes a territory of workplace items and supplies around her she claims it is all her property
and will flip out at anyone coming near any of it. Everybody is required to use those supplies as well…but wait! Its all her stuff. Her p~~~ing grounds.
-The same phrases are guaranteed to come from her mouth everyday with a big smile on her face.
“I’m going to be a real bitch to you today!””Nobody comes near this when I’m gone for coffee.”
“Can you get me this, can you get me that?””Just do what I say you guys!”
-If you don’t tolerate her crap or ignore her, she reports you for not listening, not doing your job and that you can’t take being told what to do.(Apparently you are the one with the problem.)
-When she comes to visit the workplace with family she doesn’t act out and seems to be a totally different person in their presence.(What happened to her OCD?)
-After she puts fellow employees through the ringer, she declares she no longer trusts them???
-Newbies whom excel in her presence are constantly bad mouthed by her when they are not around.
-Jekyll and Hyde acting out. Telling you “you’re the best” one minute and cutting you down the next.
-Her mistakes are sugar coated and swept under the rug. Your mistakes will be spread around the store by her and her few followers under her shadow.
-The turnover rate of employees around her is horrendous with people starting and quitting. Doesn’t phase her as long as she is secure.
-She makes sure she is good friends with the manager of the store giving him loads of gossip about everyone around her. God forbid she is the managers source of information about others including you.
-Her whole universe revolves around her.
-She has to know everything so she can store it all in ‘the vault’ to be used later on someone if necessary.
-Has a mouth that would make an old sailor vomit. “I’ve got s~~~ in my panties.””
-Demands absolute respect in her kingdom where she rules and reigns with her imaginary wall of security built up around her at the expense of others.
-Equality is a foreign concept to her.
The sociopath criminal mind woman:
-Literally no conscience looking right into your eyes lying to you about things.
-Will plot getting ahead by any actions she can take including stealing and scamming the company and others.
-Competition bossy type who will(with support), stomp on or sabatogue anyone she feels threatened by.
-Gets excited on hearing about anything bad that happens to someone else, expressing pleasure in it if it’s someone she sees as a rival.
-Can put on a mock act of sympathy, compassion or generosity to manipulate people or get something out of it for herself.
-Often seen whispering for one of her sidekicks to run over to her while she schemes and whispers about someone else she’s got it in for.
-When she gets caught stealing or trying to pull a scam, she’s an expert liar and can talk her way out of almost anything.
-Claims victim status and demands justice when she is wronged but takes pleasure in wronging others.
-Pretends she is assertive, confident and naturally dominant in the workplace with her mouth but is a chickenhawk inside.
-Obsessed with sociopathic movies and shows like ‘Survivor’ and ‘Fear Factor'(Because of the schemes and backstabbing going on in them).
-Sneaky and vindictive. If anyone does not support her antics or criticizes her behavior, she’ll plot against you.
The Dumb one…prove she can do it woman:
-Branded as the dumb girl in her past, she takes a high ranking supervisor position in the store to prove to everyone and herself that she can do it.
-When you work with her and see her in her routine, you know she doesn’t have the genuine brains to pull it off.
-As she constantly screws up, she repeatedly blames her mistakes on her staff. She’s flawless.
(I was even blamed by her for an immediate mistake she made when she didn’t know I wasn’t working in the store that day.)
-She loves to believe she’s in charge and runs the show as her staff do the work for her and clean up her mess while they tolerate her.
-She constantly takes credit for her staffs accomplishments to show her ‘perfection’ to the managers.
-As she eventually quits unable to admit her failure, she blames her staff before she leaves. It’s their fault she’s quitting.(Good riddance to her.)
-Constantly trying to prove herself, she goes from one place to another leaving a wake of ticked off staff behind her and a mess you cannot comprehend.
-She’s never incompetent and never fails? Why?It’s everyone elses fault, that’s why.
What can I say? When it’s just us guys working, the place is efficient with precision and productivity and relative peace. All the guys seem genuinely happier and the workplace improves dramatically.
Anonymous 2 years, 10 months ago.
