Joke ofthe day

[joetechParticipant]

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, “I did some schoolwork.” The robot slaps the son. The son says, “Ok, Ok. I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”
Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”

Son says, “Toy Story.” The robot slaps the boy again. Son says, “Ok, Ok, we were watching porn.”
Dad says, “What? At your age I didn’t even know what porn was.” The robot slaps the father.
The Mom laughs and says, “Well, he certainly is your son.” The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Psl47Participant 678]

5/10:)

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[Anonymous 54]

Too much truth, can be bad for a Family! Hah

[MACHOParticipant]

Awesome joke!!! ??

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

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