Joke of the Day!

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Leeds.

The material we put into our stomachs today is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?’

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, ‘Wedding Cake?’

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

PistolPete wrote:

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, ‘Wedding Cake?’

He must have known from real experience what wasn’t good for him…

LOL.

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Like I once said:

Not even the most artificially treated, chemically processed and microwave cooked food will make you as sick as that nagging and bitching housewife in the kitchen.

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[GeraldParticipant 3620]

Epic.

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[UntamedParticipant]

Good one PistolPete! And so true.
Thanks for the laugh!

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[HitmanParticipant]

That’s f~~~ing funny as hell! !!
Why do men die before their wives?
Because they WANT to! !!
🙂

[Anonymous 42]

Wedding cake and plutonium! In any order, or any amount!

Joke of the day? FEMINISM!

[Y_Participant 4591]

Good one. I feel for the old geezer.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

It’s also very fattening for women… makes their figures go to s~~~.

[joetechParticipant]

LOL!

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[MACHOParticipant]

PistolPete wrote:

Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?’
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, ‘Wedding Cake

Very Good one PistolPete 😎 👍

I would also add being force fed tuna salads from time to time by fishy characters 😜

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[Anonymous 14]

My mind is not right, I was thinking the punch line was going to be pussy.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Glad you guys liked it!

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Gargamel wrote:

Like I once said:

Not even the most artificially treated, chemically processed and microwave cooked food will make you as sick as that nagging and bitching housewife in the kitchen.

this is veritas right here.

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

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