Joke

[globemasterParticipant 443]

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of
the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
however, a catch . . you may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back
down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband
Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men have jobs and love the Lord.

Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework.

“Oh mercy me” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she
goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

A classic in the Manosphere and many have heard already. But it sure is a good one. Thanks, have bookmarked a reminder to put it at the front end of the site.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RemovedParticipant 4676]

Ha, I love this joke. Excellent and honest portrayal of women.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

That’s a great one. Never heard that before.

[GregB0Participant]

This is an all time classic and never fails to bring a smile. It truly does capture the constant desire to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Front page status is really deserved!

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

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