John Stamos becomes a dad at 54

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

I completely misread this as “John Stamos becomes dead at 54”

And it still would be accurate.

[Anonymous 12]

Awakened wrote:

Morlock wrote:

He’s 54, she is 32, by the time the kid is 21 he will be in his 70’s and she will be looking for someone her own age or younger.

Wishful Thinking on Your Part. LOL

She’ll Cash Out WAY BEFORE THEN. LOL LOL LOL LOL

You would think that DUMBASS would of had a Vasectomy YEARS AGO ?????

Good point. He will be lucky to still be living with the kid and his wife by the kid’s 8th birthday.

[RomulusParticipant 4667]

She’s no spring chicken either, that wall will come calling for her in the next 4-5 years. The kid’s insurance.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22546]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

I completely misread this as “John Stamos becomes dead at 54”

And it still would be accurate.

You could also misread it as “john stamos goes broke” and you would also still be correct.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22546]

Romulus wrote:

She’s no spring chicken either, that wall will come calling for her in the next 4-5 years. The kid’s insurance.

Stamos has gotten completely f~~~ed to death and he doesnt even know it. Poor stupid ignorant sob.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I don’t give a s~~~ but I bet he’ll be working into his 80’s to pay for his kids college. His wife will blow every dime. Probably up her nose.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

After the financial rape of his divorce in a few years when he is 60 years old and she is 38:

Coming soon to a 3am cable channel infomercial near you. Please welcome our host John Stamos!!

As he tries to sell worthless crap or has a psychic hotline just to pay alimony and child support.

[Manspread MansplainerParticipant 4222]

“Uncle Jesse” was a major cuck.
Nice f~~~in hair though.

If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

MGtower wrote:
I say have a kid in your late 70s’, then kick the f~~~ing bucket!

Start at 66 and knock up everyone you can before
kicking the bucket.
Maybe move to Utah and become a Mormon.

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

JustAnotherGuy wrote:

Morlock wrote:

He’s 54, she is 32, by the time the kid is 21 he will be in his 70’s and she will be looking for someone her own age or younger.

She’ll bounce within the next 18 months. What is this 18 years nonsense.

Nah. He’ll get 5 of 6 good years and then she’ll bail. That’s usually when the celebrity wives do. They wait until the offspring is a child. Walking around with a 5 year old kid hanging from their fingers ensures good sympathy from beta simps and the hive. Suddenly she’s “date-able” and a “total catch”. Look at Channing Tatum’s now ex wife. You think it would have been good press for her with paparazzi pics of her sporting the baby strapped in a carrying contraption to her chest? F~~~ NO. But dangle that little kid from her hand as they walk through the parking lot and all the thirsty boys are ready to pounce.

[Red KnightParticipant 720]

PistolPete wrote:

Who is John Stamos? And why should I care? Do we need a “celebrities forum” added to the site? There seems to be a number of members deeply interested in the minutia of celebrities and they can’t get their “celebrity fix” from the Weekly World News. I don’t understand the un-natural fascination with celebrities but Some guys want to live vicariously through others.

Personally I find celebrities ignorant, vapid, shallow useless wastes of 3 square feet of skin. Maybe some of the celebrity “groupies” on the site can explain to me why they are ever soooooo fascinated by these people. I am curious about that—in the same way as I would be curious of someone who has dedicated their life to watching ants in an anthill—ahhhhh the deep politics, the internal struggles, the achievements!

Celebrities can still be a good, easy to find source of red pills. Though I agree with everything you say about them.

Formerly MoneyOverBitches

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

His quote: “I’m dreaming about our baby…”

Me: Keep dreaming, dumbass. It’s HER baby, and the California family court system will soon be waking you from that dream you’re having. It’s also about to be HER money, HER house, and HER assets. At your age, you’ll be lucky if you live long enough to see the last child support payment. She’s 32 now. I anticipate her hanging around just long enough to qualify for the lifetime alimony (her lifetime, not yours). What is that, 10 years of marriage? You’ll be 64, but the kid will only be 10. So that retirement you had planned? Yeah, say goodbye to that too…

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[MACHOParticipant]

Some gamble with money 💰, some with their health 😧 some with their Sanity 😱 .. But Some push their luck and gamble all 3 and have children in 2018 👪

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

He should have learned a lesson from another guy from his era:

Lorenzo Lamas

Broke (declared bankruptcy) after his third marriage and a total of six kids combined.

Currently working as a helicopter pilot for a tour guide service. And up until a few months ago was living in a motel.

[OldBillParticipant]

The name didn’t mean anything to me, so I looked him up and quickly recognized him. Not thanks to his “acting” or “music”, but because of how he was savaged during a Comedy Central roast.

He hadn’t been the subject of the roast, but each speaker is supposed to insult the other guests before insulting the person being “honored”. Stamos, as a D-list celeb, had been married to some other D-list celeb. That marriage had a predictably messy ending because such endings are a good way for D-list celebs to get press.

Anyway, the D-list comedian at the rostrum turned to Stamos and said:

Dude, you lost your wife to the fat kid from “Stand by Me”!

There was huge laugh and, better yet, Stamos was definitely uncomfortable.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8286]

I have a feeling that Caitlin will ruin his happiness out of boredom. Until then, I wish John the best. At least he waited until he had MONEY—which is what I want all other blue pill men to do.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[AttonParticipant]

At least they had the brains not to wait until 35.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

About 15 years ago I was at a hotel pool lounge/bar having drinks and Stamos was there. It was late afternoon and he was sitting w/some other dude at the bar, alone/just the two of them. I was actually pretty surprised there weren’t flocks of girls surrounding him. Maybe it was too early in the day.

Stamos was wearing a black baseball cap w/the word – “Made” on it.

Someone should send him a new one that says “Used”.

Resident cynic.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

OldBill wrote:

he was savaged during a Comedy Central roast

Those roasts were actually the funniest thing coming out of Hollywood for the past decade. Did you see Rob Lowe’s Roast?

Holy s~~~, his wife looks like some old hag. Every “roaster” had to mock him for how good looking/pretty he was. Seeing his wife was literally shocking.

Resident cynic.

[OldBillParticipant]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

Did you see Rob Lowe’s Roast?

The only one I’ve seen was the Bob Saget roast. Stamos, Saget, and some other D-lister starred in a so-called sitcom during the 90s which featured the antics of several little girls. IIRC, the junkie whore Olsen twins got their start on it.

The show had huge undertones of pedophilia, something which all of the roasters used to good effect. While the jokes were funny, they became even more so when I looked up the sitcom and were able to put them in context.

I’m surprised Saget did the show, but he seems to have made an obscene amount of money from it. I remember seeing him in the comedy club circuit. His act was very “blue”, so he must have scrubbed it squeaky clean for the sitcom.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

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