It's Like Having Spidey Sense

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

SPIDEY SENSE. The ‘spidey sense’ thus implies a kind of intelligence, capable of parsing Parker’s surroundings, identifying and critically evaluating a possible threat at seemingly pre- or sub-conscious level and furnishing this information instantaneously – if not before the fact – to his conscious mind.

I’m at the gym this morning do my thing and shooting the s~~~ with an older male fellow gym member that is lucky enough to have HIS OWN HOME and knows the score when I get this sensation that a HO is comin within striking distance.

This Old Hag was probably a Good Lookin Ho about 30 years ago, and a couple hundred thousand less c~~~ miles. I guess that she saved all her spandex from that time period because here she was with her dyed BIG hair, DEEP Tan, An inch of Fake-Up, half shirt with rolls of loose skin, sagging t~~~ and ass, and of course a bleached out tattoo on her hip that’s half covered by her spandex.

I think she looks in the mirror and sees what she USED to look like because the wall has caught up with her.

I’m relaxing in the hot tub and in come 2 single moms 40-ish talking about their kids and WHATEVER. Of course, they had to have their cel phones within arm reach while they are running their mouths about this, that and the other.

My Spideuy sense kicks in, and I can read all these Old Hags, and EXACTLY what they’re ALL ABOUT.

My Spidey

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[Anonymous 1]

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[Branched offParticipant 10932]

A woman only has to dress or look in a certain way and the sense immediately kicks in. You know you don’t want to talk to her because she is entitled and has attitude.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Im with Matrix who often talks about those god damn cell phones too.

Women CANT be without them, even at the pool apparently.

Pray for a solar flare event

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

The male sex Drive is a lot like Beer. Its a solution and problem to all life’s answers.

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[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Im with Matrix who often talks about those god damn cell phones too.
Women CANT be without them, even at the pool apparently.
Pray for a solar flare event

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Spidey Sense is a good thing.
Situational awareness.
My spidey sense goes off anytime a woman is within 10 yards. I try to ignore them.

Matrix is right about women and their cellphones. I see a lot of females in emergency situations and their phones go off at least every five minutes. And of course, the women have to stop and chat. Dopamine junkies.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

god I just wish the Sun would fart out a radioactive space splatter and wipe out all the social media. Please, God, please.

I guess Ill have to settle for a hurricane this week instead. lol

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Awakened wrote:

My Spideuy sense kicks in,

Mine doesn’t. I don’t notice them at all.

And that really p~~~es them off.

Gravel Pit wrote:

Pray for a solar flare event

Or an unfortunate splashing. Or unlucky tripping sending the thing skittering like a shuffleboard puck into the deep end.

Because what kind of idiot beings her fu​cking cell phone near a pool?

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

For me it’s not even a spider sense anymore. Now it’s just common sense and they WISH they could make it,”Tingle”.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[MonkParticipant 16995]

sidecar wrote:

Because what kind of idiot beings her fu​cking cell phone near a pool?

That’s why they now advertise waterproof phones.

Because they are idiots.

[MonkParticipant 16995]

I got the come-on from a Ho at the checkout the other day. Post wall obviously, but superficially fairly presentable. I instantly thought ‘So, no retirement plan, eh?’.

I pretended that I hadn’t noticed.

I use that store quite a lot, so hopefully she has written me off as a useless idiot and won’t bother me again.

She says ‘useless’, but I say ‘ghost’.

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Monk wrote:

I instantly thought ‘So, no retirement plan, eh?’

THEY make it to Easy to see what THEY’RE ALL ABOUT.

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[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Monk wrote:

That’s why they now advertise waterproof phones.

Waterproof?

Challenge accepted.

I personally think “waterproofing” is just the excuse they use for hard soldered batteries that force you to replace the phone when the batteries fail.

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

Why would a woman wear makeup to a gym? I mean, that’s a place to sweat. If she’s doing a TV commercial or a photo shoot, I can understand…but, as I stated, it’s a place where people SWEAT. These gym bimbos will end up smearing their makeup if they wipe their faces with a towel.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

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