Is Zelda: Breath of the Wild the manliest game ever?

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

Hi guys.

A while ago, one of my friends gave me The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild as a gift. I haven’t even finished the game yet, but it has already become my favorite video game ever.

Sometimes I look at pictures of mountains and I think “Damn! Nature is manly as f~~~!” The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is exactly like that. The game world looks fantastic and badass with all of its mountains and valleys. The game is also full of wild animals that you can hunt and cook. Additionally, the game is hard as f~~~. That’s the main reason why I haven’t beaten it yet. You will die and die and die … but you will want to keep playing because the game is so badass.

The main goal of the game is to get into Hyrule castle and rescue Zelda … but it’s more fun to repeatedly jump off mountains with the glider. Could this be a stealth MGTOW message? The game is supposedly about rescuing the princess … but it’s more fun to just dick around and make your own self-imposed challenges. The life of a MGTOW is exactly like this.

Could Zelda: Breath of the Wild be the manliest game ever?

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

Uintatherium wrote:

The main goal of the game is to get into Hyrule castle and rescue Zelda

Just wondering of the millions of times he had to rescue the c~~~ did he even bang her?

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[EekParticipant 1162]

Joey Alfio wrote:

Uintatherium wrote:

The main goal of the game is to get into Hyrule castle and rescue Zelda

Just wondering of the millions of times he had to rescue the c~~~ did he even bang her?

No, but I’m sure Link’s crackhead older brother Chad banged her like the town drum

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

Eek wrote:

Joey Alfio wrote:

Uintatherium wrote:

The main goal of the game is to get into Hyrule castle and rescue Zelda

Just wondering of the millions of times he had to rescue the c~~~ did he even bang her?

No, but I’m sure Link’s crackhead older brother Chad banged her like the town drum

So we’re forced to play a character rescuing a damsel in distress and not even get the pussy as a reward? F~~~ that.

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[Joey AlfioParticipant]

If anything, it looks like nintendo is conditioning their consumers to be white knights.

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[ShineParticipant 1696]

Looks decent, but manliest ever?

The Witcher 1 & 2 one of the few game series that made me froth on a RPG.

Blood, gore and boobs, but most of all good gameplay and an adult adventure in a fantasy world. Hack and slash heaven.

The femstopo f~~~ed The Witcher 3, and Geralt was no longer slaying pussy.

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[MaxParticipant 887]

Manliest as f~~~!

I became a MGTOW because this was the only logical solution for a man survive in a world replete of gynocentrism and biased against men!

[MaxParticipant 887]

Joey Alfio wrote:

g, it looks like nintendo is conditioning their consumers to b

Nope, in all games of zelda the real objective of link is to save Hyrule, Zelda it’s always kidnapped because she has the the tri-force of wisdom and saving her results in saving Hyrule! It is also worth mentioning that in several games, Link does not have romantic interest in Zelda, he only saves her because it’s the thing that link do… saving people. Not to mention that Link has several females enemies and he doesn’t have any problem in fight them.

I became a MGTOW because this was the only logical solution for a man survive in a world replete of gynocentrism and biased against men!

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

Max wrote:

Manliest as f~~~!

F~~~ me… how far has he fallen.

[MaxParticipant 887]

Big Boss wrote:

Max wrote:

Manliest as f~~~!

F~~~ me… how far has he fallen.

I did not play the game, but from what I know, he is dressed as a woman to infiltrate in the gerudo tribe… Also, it’s a japanese game.

I became a MGTOW because this was the only logical solution for a man survive in a world replete of gynocentrism and biased against men!

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Named after a woman who constantly needs rescuing and not the blue pill as f~~~ main character who keeps rescuing her.

Manliest?

No.

The zelda series is blue pill as f~~~.

[Jim01Participant 6678]

just play No Man’s Sky – the updates have improved the game and it is the ultimate MGTOW game. Just fly anywhere you want and explore alien planets

just a chilled game to play

[Jim01Participant 6678]

manliest game or not, I am loving this game.

about 23 hours in and only unlocked half the map so far and I am pretty much glued to it. If only I could win the lottery then I could quit work and commit myself full time to playing it….

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

Max wrote:

I did not play the game, but from what I know, he is dressed as a woman to infiltrate in the gerudo tribe… Also, it’s a japanese game.

Yeah, I prefer the solid snake Link of Ocarina of Time method.

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