Is Garfield gender fluid?

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

Hi guys. I found this hilarious article.

Fierce Debate Raging Over Whether Garfield is Male or ‘Gender Fluid’

I have only one problem with the article. It contains too much moral outrage. Some SJWs think that Garfield is gender fluid? Don’t get mad. Laugh. Enjoy the decline.

The world is declining. If we can’t laugh at it, we might go insane.

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

The kind of people who would ask if “Is Garfield gender fluid?” are intellectual morons. Of all the possible questions, curiosities and things to learn, explore and discover in the world (or in outer space) . . . . that “Garfield gender debate” is the HEIGHT of stupidity.

They are totally uninteresting.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

This gives me a money making idea for a new toy: the Garfield squeeze and spray! Now Garfield can mark his territory in YOUR HOUSE—fake cat pee and bladder included!

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

What the hell does gender fluid even mean?

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22531]

Well, I always got the feeling that Garfield was not straight.

And speaking of animal characters. I have sometimes wondered.

Is Brian Griffin (Family Guy) the son of Dogbert (Dilbert)?

In Family Guy we saw Brian’s mother, whom had since died and was stuffed. Brian clearly takes after his father. And both of Brian and Dogbert are white fur dogs whom can talk and are hyper-intelligent when compared to most humans. Brain has shown much intelligence in the Family Guy series, including being a writer, he just prefers to hit the sauce and not a apply himself.

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

The best thing in the article is this image.

http://heatst.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/unnamed-23.jpg

Yiff in Hell! Yiff in Hell!

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

[Anonymous 42]

It’s Garfield! Not Girlfild!

These people have no imagination and they’re stupid!

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9551]

Jeez, the dumb things people worry over. Social Justice people are worrying about the gender of a cartoon cat from many years ago. This is just a reminder that they have absolutely no lives if they’re wasting their time worrying themselves about Garfield Cat.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Anonymous 0]

Don’t we have more important s~~~ to do?

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

Its a f~~~ing cat that eats lasagna and sleeps in a three or six window comic in the f~~~ing newspaper hahaha. That’s all it is a little comic to brighten your day. No deep meaning here. S~~~ I get so tired of idiot people and their what if’s. Always trying to find deep meaning in nothing and cause this be stir/uproar/debate in people. How about evaluating the actual world around you, not the imaginary world of comic cat gender delusions.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Rockmaninoff wrote:

What the hell does gender fluid even mean?

It means you can decide to “identify” as a tomato.
Tomorrow you can decide to be mollusk, or a cucumber. How awesome is that.

This idiot bitch thinks she’s “race fluid”.
She decided™ she would never go back to being white – even though she’s white.

But in reality… she will never go back to work.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

Rockmaninoff wrote:

What the hell does gender fluid even mean?

It means you can legally use either bathroom … but you still think that cis scum have privilege.

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

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