INTRODUCING, your new female Ghostbusters, first picture!

[BDParticipant 1146]

Mana Knight wrote:

Why are they SO F~~~ING miserable.

Even they know it will suck. It could be career ending for some of them I bet.

I’ll pass.

Because in order to be able to think, you have to risk being offensive.

[Won'tGetFooledAgainParticipant 3293]

Bet on plenty of references to ex-boyfriends etc – particularly comparisons to the ghosts they are busting.

I’m also betting on a falling out where they all go their separate ways, before reflecting on their friendship and ultimately having a tearful reunion immediately prior to busting the main baddie.

And to top off – if there is a fire station and fire poles involved – expect a Bridgett Jones style “big ass in camera” gag.

When they do fall out, it’ll be raining. Maybe some inner monologue while typing on a macbook too. The fat one cast WILL do a fat ass down the pole. And I’ll bet there’s going to be a pink furry steering wheel cover on the new car.

The line ‘you go girl’ will be used. And a remake of the Ghostbusters theme will be sung by a woman, probably Beyonce.

All men will be portrayed in a Homer Simpson type way.

For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

[lonestar77Participant 406]

Hollywood has lost it. They are to pre-occupied with making movies such as this steamin’ pile of soon to be s~~~ to force their feminists views on us. They are filming this movie right next door to me near Boston. They were actually looking for extras to be in the film last month because they got so little people wanting to be in it. Poor Harold Ramis, he will be rolling over in his grave when this movie hits.

What’s up with those stupid orange stripes anyway? They all look like they really don’t want to be there anyway!

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

I think it would be great to remake ghostbusters with women. If four funny women actually existed. Can you have fake audience laughter in a movie? They look like they just stepped out of a rape warning seminar. Well at least this time if they do confront the marshmallow man their will be two fat chicks to eat him.

I know lets throw all the good classic movies under the bus.

We can give predator t~~~ and have it in a romantic comedy with alien.  A whole female cast of Saving Private Ryan except instead of fighting they are working a factory drilling s~~~ for 2 hours. Lets not stop there can you smell the bulls~~~……..

Indian Jones daughter,

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[Helen be DamnedParticipant 480]

That couldn’t have gone worse if they had intended it to go horribly wrong to the point that the entire male population forever lost the ability to get erections. After seeing this, I don’t think some will again.

"You can keep your soul, I don't want a cell-mate." - Them Crooked Vultures

[Legend of the SamuraiParticipant 67]

Okay I don’t expect completely attractive females to be the cast but this like what the f~~~ I don’t even recognize them like s~~~ the two on the left just look like dykes the one to far  right just looks like a rock in roll dyke the other one is really the only one that looks normal not trying to be mean but I have to tell the truth

Oh give me land lots of land under the starry skies above but dont fence me in

[lonestar77Participant 406]

The more I look at that pathetic pic, I think Melissa McCarthy would have made a good Slimer! Just paint her green and have her roll around the set.

So let’s say it was up to us to come up with a cast. Who would we pick? Here’s mine:

1. Peter –> Woody Harrelson

2. Ray –> The Rock

3. Egon –> Seth Rogen

4. Winston –> Samuel L Jackson or Terry Crews

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

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