Instantly blinded by land whales man f~~~, scarffing down more red pills !!!

[SteveParticipant 462]

“Curvy girls can be sexy…” agreed but you’re not even curvy, you’re HUUUUGE!

[peterfaParticipant 833]

There are two definitions of curvy, but the one you use for the word tends to be demographically related:

Men: Hourglass figure with breasts and curvy legs. Ooh la la!

Women: double/tripple chines, roles of fat, flabby arms and legs, gunts, cellulite (which involves lots of miniature curves). Those are technically curvy. Further more, the curves are pliable, and conform to whatever shape the body rests upon. You could even hide a Twinky in the belly button.

Finally, how is it you find inner beauty by taking your clothes off? Doesn’t inner beauty mean, “I’m a good person who works hard and looks out for the underprivileged? I used to think it was all about looks, like I knew it wasn’t but it never really dawned on me that I only looked for superficial features. Now that I feel better about myself, I want to take better care of myself. I’m no longer going to be a slave to my Oprah TV and cupcakes. I’m going to be a slave to perpetual self-improvement. Look out gym, trouble is coming!”

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

You know your society has gone to s~~~ when they start telling unhealthy people who cost a lost to the healthcare system that they’re beautiful because “muh feelings” are more important than the economical and physical well-being of a whole country.

No you’re not beautiful, say it as many times as you want but you’re still fatty.
Hit the treadmill or gtfo, lard ass.

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[peterfaParticipant 833]

It stems from the idea that men are attracted to different things throughout different times. Women forget that their sexuality suffer much the same. They also don’t realize that men do tend to be attracted to that which is upper-class, but this is only a minor influence, I suspect. Men tend to go for the opposite of their mothers, so if your mom was blond, you’ll like brown haired girls. They’re also seriously hipocritical because they’re attracted to jerks, and then show off their partially nude bodies and say we should not judge them. I suspect they think they can command men to be attracted to them.

Partially, I suspect this whole transmania thing to be an offshoot of that. What they’re really saying is that they can make a man into something we should find attractive. They don’t recognize that our sexuality is special, and we guard it carefully. I don’t think it’s that they can command a man to become a woman, but they can command the sexuality of men and actually expect it work. When it doesn’t, they say, “Transphobia.”

What they fail to realize is that our sexuality has protected women throughout the centuries. If sexuality was commanded like they seem to believe, women would be in a much inferior position.

[BDParticipant 1146]

Bee wrote:

The saddest thing about this is if they were to shed 100 lbs of excess fat, most of those women are attractive.

Attractive if you like squirrel suits!

They always pack it back on my friends, don’t be fooled!

I think it might be physically impossible to achieve penetration on these hogs. Here’s some pickup lines for them;

Because in order to be able to think, you have to risk being offensive.

[Anonymous 11]

Bee wrote:

The saddest thing about this is if they were to shed 100 lbs of excess fat, most of those women are attractive.

The only problem is the leftover sagging skin and stretch marks and that’s not exactly spank bank material. I’m seeing billboards in my town where they are pushing fat freezing techniques now.

How about never allowing themselves to become blimps in the first place?

I love the South except for one thing. We are the land whale capital of the World. Watching them run around the stores in the whale carts is vile. Hell, they should attach sweeping devices to the hanging flab to help clean the floors.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

I saw a land whale at Wal-Mart last week that had a shirt that said, I kid you not, “I’d work out, but I love dessert to much”

[MantelarParticipant 77]

I swear to god, they’re going to start making retards astronauts in our lifetime.  George Orwell is rolling around in his grave right now.

[Elgos_GrimParticipant 254]

F~~~… I feel sick. I suddenly feel the need to throw up and run in the opposite direction at the same time.

Seriously though, I  didn’t know this was a thread on whale watching.

[BDParticipant 1146]

Elgos_Grim wrote:

I  didn’t know this was a thread on whale watching.

I can’t help it, sometimes I make these whale sounds when I see fat chicks. If they only knew….

Because in order to be able to think, you have to risk being offensive.

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

 

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[davParticipant 422]

Christ. wimmenz are getting more f~~~ed in the head by the day.

MAN THE HARPOONS!

[SargeslideParticipant 82]

Here I call them “the great midwest buffalo” herds of them in big box stores as far as the eye can see. Usually with a calf in tow. There is a nocturnal breed here that only frequent the stores after midnight, usually they have more colorful markings and multiple calves by many bulls. They have a horrible disposition and are more dangerous than the bulls. You often hear the bleating of the calves “I’m tired” “I’m hungry” or just caterwauling to the heavens. Usually you can hear the loud snorting retort from the parent cow “Shaddddup” “I’ll give you something to cry about” “Put that down” “You want a smack?” and many others.

Jokes aside, I have been banned from two stores that begin with “W” and end in “T” because I threatened rope and hogtie one or two if they hit their calves. I got the roaring “Who the f~~~ you think you are?” response. Then I proceeded to tell them who I was. Somehow I got thrown out and banned. Go figure. It’s not like I tried to hunt them down, they were free ranging, those are fair game right?

F~~~ these roly-poly delusional princess c~~~s with little to no self control or self respect. They are a blight on the world, and the worst are here in America. I am not as fit as I was in my 20’s, but I still bike 20-30 miles a few times a week, I lift and do stuff to keep the ticker in shape. These bitches breath hard just standing still.  They shovel the worst s~~~ into their disgusting portly round bodies, and the worst part of it is, they do it to their calves.

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Sargeslide:

We’ve got herds of urban buffaloes like you describe up here in Canada.  They’re in no danger of becoming extinct.

 

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