Incontinence

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5272]

Nothing makes me sadder
Than a man that’s lost his bladder

A silly boy who suffers from incontinence
A grown man whose unable to control what’s in his underpants

When he’s under stress, a little mess
Springs from his spout

Why oh why
When he was at the urinal
Didn’t he shake it all about

Nothing makes madder
Than a man who can’t control
His trouser adder

He has to wear a pad
Like a menstrual rag

Now walks around with a “man” bag
In case he leaks

He’s that nervous
He has to clench his butt-cheeks
So he doesn’t dribble
Before he speaks

But he has hair!

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