I agree. Although english is not my mothers tongue I always enjoy the Posts here. Some of them I have to read twice or three times and think a little about it. I am always open to improve my english, I am a little bit out of practise.

Carpe Noctem!

Ned T.

Even impressive is how the guys show up here – who don’t speak English as a first language – and they actually apologize for “not being perfect”. It’s mind blowing and it’s one after the other. A French / Russian / German guy makes an intro, and right at the top he will open by saying “sorry everyone, my English is not perfect”.

English isn’t my first language either, but their English is still better than my German. It’s a real testament to their character. When was the last time anyone ever heard woman apologize for anything? When women will try to join and post, they won’t even apologize for barging in unwelcome and uninvited!

Guys are like “oops! sorry for being awesome”.
Women don’t even apologize for being dead wrong.

I actually saw a comment the other day and a guy made a typo. A woman replied: “You idiot. I don’t debate with illiterates with bad grammar”. Then pointed out English is his 3rd language and she doesn’t even SPEAK a second language.

Men are impressed when other men do impressive s~~~.
But women are never c~~~s to themselves.

A woman replied: “You idiot. I don’t debate with illiterates with bad grammar”. Then pointed out English is his 3rd language and she doesn’t even SPEAK a second language.

Ha..! Funnily you mention that Keymaster, since the clinché more often than not goes like: women are (supposedly) better skilled when it comes to communication in general. What utter bollocks, gents! LMAO

At the end of the day it’s all just a matter of practice really, and that independently of the person’s sex or gender in question I reckon.

women are (supposedly) better skilled when it comes to communication in general.

  @Ned, What kind of communication is wa,,,wa,,WAAAAA!!!! I could never understand how women start a conversation with something negative and naive? I never see men engage in such atrocious behavior, never, not ever! Women on the other hand, try to disguise themselves as men on U-Tube, and here, and yet their cover is exposed within one paragraph, sometimes the first sentience. Why is that? Because they are women! I can’t see them, I can’t smell them, I don’t want to taste them, but I can “plain as day” detect them….

women are (supposedly) better skilled when it comes to communication in general.

Saying “women are better communicators” is like saying a Hummer burns gas……. “better”.

Here’s how complete s~~~ women are at communicating and coming across. And they admit it themselves.

FOR GUYS: “A GUIDE TO GIRL TALK”.

There is your open admission of inferiority when it comes to women communicating.

Shut up t~~~s. Nobody needs to learn how to speak “girl talk”. It’s not anyone else’s fault when you say “no” you actually mean anal… and then you need to explain it in multiple paragraphs how “no” doesn’t actually mean “no” when a woman says it. Even then she is a failure at translating it into Manglish.

Men invented all languages including morse code and classical music. NOBODY needs to learn “girl talk” you dumb broads.

Does this mean that women bring out the best in us?

@QWV, We bring out the best in us! They bring out the “BEAST” in us…. Tell me it isn’t true! go ahead! KeyMaster will pounce on you like a fat feminist on a Twinkly!

Does this mean that women bring out the best in us??

I previously ignored that and counted to 10 so I wouldn’t lose my s~~~. But MG-Tower zeroed in on that too, so I allow me to tear that a new anus – without using any lube. Here’s how women bring out “the best” in men: No matter WHAT YOU DO, your woman will be MAD. AT. YOU. Even your positive qualities will be spun into a negative:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat-race, you’re a male chauvinist.
If you don’t you’re sexist.

If you are interested in her sexually, you’re a “creep”.
If you’re not “you’re gay”.

If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a pansy.
If she stays home and do the housework, you’re oppressive.

If you work too hard there is never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, its called “exploitation”.
If YOU have a boring repetitive job with low pay…..
you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.

If you cry, you’re a wimp.
If you don’t, you’re an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination.
If she asks you, it’s a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you’re pervert.
If you don’t, you’re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you’re sexist.
If you don’t, you’re unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain.
If you don’t, you’re a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you’re after something.
If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.

If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re full of yourself.
If you’re not, you’re not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she’s tired.
If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore.

If you want it Too often, you’re oversexed.
If you don’t, there must be someone else.

THE BOTTOM LINE…. EVERY one of your qualities will be spun into a negative.
Women work their asses off to bring out the WORST in men —- ON PURPOSE.

And WHY? Because it makes her “happy”. It gives her something to complain about.
Women are happiest when they are complaining about men. And they cultivate it themselves.

It’s just amazing they are too dumb to see it. So rather than elevating the female standard and learning f~~~ing English and other languages, they expect men to LOWER THEMSELVES to the female level and learn “girl talk”.

It’s a good thing all babies have a 49% shot at being male, or we would all be completely screwed.