I'M THE SCATMAN

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Scoop out that poop
Suck it out
Like I’m sucking soup
I’M THE SCATMAN

Rub that s h i t
All over my dangly bit

Splatter that faecal matter
All over my baby batter
I’M THE SCATMAN

Stand at the window in full view
A human turd
Neighbours perturbed
Covered in poo
I’M THE SCATMAN

Invite them in to my abode
Where I proceed to bleed
Out a fresh load
I’M THE SCATMAN

See last nights din
Of peas and pork

I appease by getting them a fork
And asking them to tuck in
I’M THE SCATMAN

Gobbling it down on their hands and knee
Even the flies agree
This is some scat party!

I’m the king of scat
What do you think of that?

[Gravel PitParticipant]

SCATMAN! (music theme into) Bang! Boom! Craccck! Wooosh! SCATMAN!
SCATMAN!

SCATMAN & FRIENDS SCAT PARTY

SCAT-WOMAN!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

SCATMAN! (music theme into) Bang! Boom! Craccck! Wooosh! SCATMAN!SCATMAN!

SCATMAN & FRIENDS SCAT PARTY

SCAT-WOMAN!

Poignant pics.
The invites are on there way to Dallas, Portland, and Kansas.
Keep defecating those AA bastards Brad!

[Branched offParticipant 10928]

Why did I click on this? It was what the title said it would be and what I was expecting. So why oh why did I look?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[WPLParticipant 2390]

This sh1t is funny. Or was that, runny?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

WPL wrote:

This sh1t is funny. Or was that, runny?

Good word play. Make a poet of you yet.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Why did I click on this? It was what the title said it would be and what I was expecting. So why oh why did I look?

Got you and that missing chromosome again!!

[Branched offParticipant 10928]

I am not going to your other perv thread Colin.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

I am not going to your other perv thread Colin.

Yeshua you are, and with haste!…..and take that missing Chromosome with you.

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

I am not going to your other perv thread Colin.

Believe it or not, this one is worse, but yeah, stay away from the other one.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I am not going to your other perv thread Colin.

Believe it or not, this one is worse, but yeah, stay away from the other one.

What you doing here missing Chromosome, you should be over the other thread.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Why did I click on this? It was what the title said it would be and what I was expecting. So why oh why did I look?

Got you and that missing chromosome again!!

You putrid little man……. You’re the type of freak seen in horror movies. ………perverse and shameless…….loathsome of self….. Just sane enough to be almost human, yet not wanting to be…….anything……so you openly debase yourself…….wallowing in your grotesqueness and misery……the misery that is your existence…….an unwanted thing. The end will not come for you. It will always be out of your grasp….never attainable

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Why did I click on this? It was what the title said it would be and what I was expecting. So why oh why did I look?

Got you and that missing chromosome again!!

You putrid little man……. You’re the type of freak seen in horror movies. ………perverse and shameless…….loathsome of self….. Just sane enough to be almost human, yet not wanting to be…….anything……so you openly debase yourself…….wallowing in your grotesqueness and misery……the misery that is your existence…….an unwanted thing. The end will not come for you. It will always be out of your grasp….never attainable

Brilliant, I love it!
You are right….but I am still better than you!!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

When you get the Liposuction procedure done, get a humoUr transplant as well.
Just listening to THIN lizzy. How appropriate eh!

[Branched offParticipant 10928]

The other thread sounds like a metaphor for Colin reading his poetry to himself.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

The other thread sounds like a metaphor for Colin reading his poetry to himself.

You bloody adore the perverse ones!
And that pot-bellied tobacco spitting goon.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

The other thread sounds like a metaphor for Colin reading his poetry to himself.

You bloody adore the perverse ones!And that pot-bellied tobacco spitting goon.

I hope you choke on a sh!t covered d!ck and die, you fukking freak.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

The other thread sounds like a metaphor for Colin reading his poetry to himself.

You bloody adore the perverse ones!And that pot-bellied tobacco spitting goon.

I hope you choke on a sh!t covered d!ck and die, you fukking freak.

Don’t you ever get embarrassed when a woman is gobbling your large one and that horrendous tumble-weed covered belly is in the way?
Do you lie down so they can manoeuvre?

[Branched offParticipant 10928]

If he choked to death on his own s~~~ covered dick would it make him a sex criminal or just a filthy perv?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

If he choked to death on his own s~~~ covered dick would it make him a sex criminal or just a filthy perv?

Neither, just a specimen consumed in his own ecstasy.

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