If MGTOW sponsered a beer, what would it be called?

[BigvernParticipant 1983]

TaxGuy wrote:

Ex Wife Bitter

Ha Ha!! That gets my vote!!

"What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

Lots of great ideas.

Hey Can’t Stump Trump, I love the tag line 🙂

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[rightturnclydeParticipant 705]

Red Pillsner

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

Staghorn Pilsner

F U Brew

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

My first and last suggestion: “John G.-ALTbier” (Altbier as in old/aged/matured beer).

Complete with a “T.-Popp opening” patented re-sealable lid held by a wire edge like some selected brews have…

… you know like one of those

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[BeachBumParticipant 813]

Tuna Hook Stout

Broke Hamster Wheel IPA

El C~~~os’ Pint-o ( made in Mexico)

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Oh well, ok then. (Yes, I know what I said in my last post but) Another one happened to cross my mind:
“Off-Grid P&Q Deluxe” add slogan: “Thirsty no more…!” (whatever the name of the beer would be)

P&Q as in Peace & Quiet of course…

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[KeymasterKeymaster]

rightturnclyde wrote:

Red Pillsner

Well, s~~~. For the win!!

Not specifically MGTOW but a great name.

Ned Trent wrote:

John G.-ALTbier

Excellent!

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Sovereignty would be good for MGTOW ice tea or something.

Sovereign Tea.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

I vote for NFG with a picture of a burning chair on the can.

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

P~~~missorf

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[black_knightParticipant 2602]

I reckon a beer called ‘your mum’. You could walk into a bar and ask “have you got your mum on tap?” and the bartender could say “AWALT, everybody’s mum is on tap“, to the sound of roaring laughter from all the men, and steam hissing from all the womens’ ears.

[Chase PesosParticipant 2136]

F~~~ it, let’s do it. Everyone put in 20 cash and we’ll be off to a nice start.

Chase a check, never chase a chick...

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

There are quite a few companies online that will print custom beer labels.

Any graphic artists up for the challenge?

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[AttonParticipant]

No f~~~s given draft.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

rightturnclyde wrote:

Red Pillsner

Aaaaaand we have a winner!

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9551]

Happy and Single; strawberry-lime flavored, made in America.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[WraithParticipant 97]

“nemo suos”

[WallyParticipant]

Route Beer with Cam Newton as spokesman, sorry couldn’t be helped.

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[TheWolfSheepFearSpectator 459]

Happily ever after

Please God smite the wicked now

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