If dodgy internet ads lived up to their promises

[ShineParticipant 1696]

This is just a fun one guys, light humour after a few night caps here in the land downunder.

It has nothing to do with Arnie, who has had a prominent life in front of the camera, although perhaps some light can be shed on his success and Chadness.

So I saw one of those ads for legal steroids, basically saying go from pencil pusher to shredded bodybuilder (aka put on 20kg+++++++ of muscle) in 2 weeks.

Anyway, eveyone knows it’s bulls~~~, but imagine how bats~~~ royaly crazy this already f~~~ed up globe would be if all the snake oil ads were actually real.

Suddenly you would have all the meatheads walking around like they were well, Arnie! Imagine that meatheaditous was normal, and all these tiny dudes became big dudes. Haha, I’m just laughing at the possibilities, and knocking back a few liquors at the same time.

What other snake oils would be funny if they lived up to their claim?

Haha, some of the dating find a f~~~ clickbait would be another grey area. Like dialing a pizza, I’ll have the ginger hair with the perky breast thanks.

"Society is to blame" Denton

[foolsgoldParticipant 5649]

I get occasional messages about adding 4 to 6 inches to your c~~~. Every man would think he’s a porn star. Btw, I just won the Nigerian lottery for the 5th time.

[Anonymous 42]

You can fill a stadium with damaged organs, body parts, and broken minds thanks to the side effect of steroids!

Monster venom!

[ShineParticipant 1696]

Sex, Money, Power.

Advertising is always the same s~~~, different day.

F~~~ the ads, live to your own creed.

But back on topic, if these silly snake oil salesmen had substance to their BS, hmmmmm.

Cancer would only be a star sign, work from home for 4 x your wage, 1 superfood would save us. We would be just 1 ebook away from maximus potential, hahaha. Ahhh, keep fighting the good fight bros.

"Society is to blame" Denton

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Want a CRAZY thought experiment ?

IMAGINE if Women lived up tp THEIR Promises ???

Now, that takes some Imaginative Thought !!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[UntamedParticipant]

Shine wrote:

Suddenly you would have all the meatheads walking around like they were well, Arnie! Imagine that meatheaditous was normal, and all these tiny dudes became big dudes. Haha,

roflmao!

Awakened wrote:

Want a CRAZY thought experiment ?

IMAGINE if Women lived up tp THEIR Promises ???

Now, that takes some Imaginative Thought !!

When they promise to f~~~ up your life, you can bet they’ll live up to it, or try real hard.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

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