I SPOKE TO JESUS IN A PHONE BOOTH

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  • 2020-02-19 at 9:20 AM#923893
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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    I spoke to Jesus in a phone booth and asked him to tell me the truth
    About his affair with Mary’s pubic hair

    He said,
    “From a youth I was aloof about sin
    So I chopped it off and put in the bin
    Rather than straddle Mary Madeline”

    I retorted,
    “You’re a Jew so you only needed to chop off the foreskin
    Like a good Hebrew”

    He’s face became as white as snow
    As he realised he’ll never get a blow
    To confirm,
    His Daddy put in the sky
    A rainbow

    2020-02-19 at 9:26 AM#923896
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    Well its irreverent about a Holy cow, and so why not. OK Colin, I like it.

    A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

    2020-02-19 at 9:29 AM#923898
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    Gravel Pit
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    Diamond Grade prose here.
    Meritorious Seal of MGHOW Approval.

    this one deserves more stanzas or whatever. Dont worry, its not blasphemy. the Holy Spirit has a sense of humor and doesnt mind.

    2020-02-19 at 9:31 AM#923900
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Gravel Pit wrote:

    Diamond Grade prose here.Meritorious Seal of MGHOW Approval.
    this one deserves more stanzas or whatever. Dont worry, its not blasphemy. the Holy Spirit has a sense of humor and doesnt mind.

    Ha ha Yeshua had a Ginger beard.

    Snap bro!

    2020-02-19 at 9:32 AM#923901
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Branched off wrote:

    Well its irreverent about a Holy cow, and so why not. OK Colin, I like it.

    All jokes aside, the Bible has really done a number on me.
    Can’t believe I believed!

    Actually read what Jesus supposedly said. Why the hell would you worship that?

    2020-02-19 at 9:36 AM#923904
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    He was a bum who wandered about getting free stuff for claiming to heal people.

    A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

    2020-02-19 at 9:42 AM#923905
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Branched off wrote:

    He was a bum who wandered about getting free stuff for claiming to heal people.

    You believe he was a real person then? Most biblical scholars agree that there was a historical Jesus Of Nazareth.

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