I recently met someone and was thinking of starting a relationship

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

C’mon guys. I’m Autistic and don’t get these inside jokes.

We are just giving him the opposite answer of what you’d expect from us. It’s just sarcasm. A little harder to pull off when you can’t hear the tone of voice.

Order the good wine

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

It’s tough with big girl. Bend over – naw too much ass my dicks not long enough. Open your legs – what do you mean they are already open? F~~~ it – just blow me.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

TaxGuy wrote:

We are just giving him the opposite answer of what you’d expect from us.

Asking for a relationship advice on a MGTOW site is like asking for directions to the BLM rally at a KKK bonfire.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

If for some reason you’re serious, may I recommend Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?

It’s much safer.

Fuck this planet.

[MelkiorrParticipant 200]

Women are not overweight, they are all strong independent big beautiful woman that dont need a man. Didn’t you learn that with Oprah ??? Why are you such a shallow person only interested in look, i mean, she only talk to you because you are 6 feet tall and athletic build, a real man would love her no matter how she look.

[Tao-SkyParticipant 129]

Good god brother, please don’t. See the single mothers are a lemon investment thread for more reasons not to.

Protected sex yes?? And dump yes.
Relations~~~ – No!!!

The sex is probably off the charts as single mother lemonade mixers know they have to make up for the odds. The only thing worse then marriage is being in a relations~~~ with a single mother — here’s the best part bro. If you let her ever move in with you and stay for 30 days or longer then she has legal tenent rights in major cities. At this point the sex will have stopped and fighting started, then you’re a order of protection away from street.

No.

Just no…

[Anonymous 24]

Anonymous wrote:

I recently met someone and was thinking of starting a relationship, she’s older and has 2 kids, nice kids, she’s overweight but I’m trying not to let that affect my decision.
She has a small appartment so I figure if she and the kids move in with me, she could save money and I’ll have a family, plus the child support payments she receives would help me with my financial circumstances. Any thoughts?

Wait a second, you were just bitching me out for MGTOW hand signals?

lulzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

she’s older and has 2 kids, nice kids, she’s overweight but I’m trying not to let that affect my decision.

Mmmmmm… An obese single mom from Massachusetts under 400lbs. Can we say SEXY??? My Fleshlight spankbank would be overflowing with her luscious cellulite. Get her before some other guy takes her from you.

Anonymous wrote:

I don’t go near anything Massachusetts with a gash

Neither do I. I learned it the hard way too.

@jan: I am very sarcastic even in real life.

[AFTParticipant 2726]

How did you find such a snowflake, unicorn?

I’m so jealous, don’t tell me she has tatts, blue hair, piercings and is a strong independent feminist, that would make me insanely jealous.

With any luck she may have Chad’s third devil spawn in her already, just waiting for you to claim ownership, some guy’s catch all the breaks.

You are so lucky now that she is willing to settle down, quick catch her before she changes her mind.

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

This has got to be a joke.

All you need in this situation is a good pair of running shoes. And maybe a harpoon. And a good supply of earplugs and anti-depressants.

[AttonParticipant]

You might expose yourself legally so no.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[HitmanParticipant]

Cookies and milk..THAT S the way to her heart. .and ice cream
Cake s
Soda. .lot’s of soda. .
Fast food! !!
Bring her through a few drive through windows and let her biggie size her orders..
Candy !..
Now, that’s just to whet her appetite. .
Hope you have a bank roll as fat as her ass!
Also. .be a gentleman, get some baby powder for the folds of fat. .she’ll really appreciate it!
And don’t forget to give her a nice foot rub.. (she you have to put some vicks menthol ointment under your nose to kill the odor )..
Hahaha !!!!
🙂

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Anonymous wrote:

she’s older and has 2 kids, nice kids, she’s overweight

Its clear that it is your responsibility as a man and as one of Gods creation to care for a woman and her kids even when they are not yours.

It is clear you must marry her and you must pay for everything she demands whether it be a new house, a new car, her kids education, her kids food, the over 20,000 dollar ring you get her for Christmas etc.

Not only must you pay as a man is to do but she should care for her on your every whim whether it be her opinion on sock colors, her rants about her abusive asshole boyfriends in the past (aka the guys she thinks about while f~~~ing you) and you must vote for whatever person she is voting for. So when you have a fantasy about getting f~~~ed in the ass about Clinton but your wife is voting for Trump then you clearly must change your view on the issue and you must be open to sucking his c~~~ when he makes advances on her.

So it is clear the only logical choice to make is to marry her and adopt her kids even if they are half black and blue instead of whatever your shade of skin is. Don’t even go as far as to think of divorcing her when she cuckolds you knowing her past even when the kid is another shade of skin then you. And never (and i mean never) speak a word against her when she plans to go back to her hometown or state for a week where she is the known as the slut in highschool to return to her reunion when every asshole she f~~~ed (that are not dead) show up to the reunion to share good times while Jamal (your wife’s son) ends up either partying or in prison and would rather be there then spending time with your weak ass.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[Anonymous 1]

What a deal, better than 2×1 at the market! marry her fast, because she will not be single for a long time.

[Masculine_ManParticipant 2735]

Anonymous wrote:

I recently met someone and was thinking of starting a relationship, she’s older and has 2 kids, nice kids, she’s overweight but I’m trying not to let that affect my decision.
She has a small appartment so I figure if she and the kids move in with me, she could save money and I’ll have a family, plus the child support payments she receives would help me with my financial circumstances. Any thoughts?

If this is a joke, I am glad. But if this were real, you would’ve lost me at overweight and kids. I’m not one for telling you if you should play with fire. But if you do, don’t get burned by fat greasy oil flames.

If it costs you your peace of mind, then it is too expensive.

[xenonParticipant 2007]

While watching my favorite daytime soapy, “as the sarcasm drips”, I came across this post. What a lucky fella you are indeed. Kids already made and well on the way to overweight, so you wont notice the future gains. It appears your life is made for you now. Perhaps you can arrange for a second job so she doesn’t run out of ready cash to waste? I see nothing but happiness and mutual wedded bliss in your future….. at least until the giant meteor hits.

[SimpleLifeParticipant 439]

Lol. I love this thread.

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

HaHaaa ! Sounds f~~~ing outstanding, I think this is an excellent idea Sir, just brilliant and you deserve it,… I mean, Im sure you deserve the best there is!

I think you are one lucky chump to get such opportunity, such a prize to be had here! I almost envy you, it’s THAT good. HaHaaa !

My deepest condolences to you Sir and congratulations to the future again bride ! Lovely !

Im happy for both of you and the little spawns of hers, I could go on forever but I digress.
Ta ta !

PS. Write us a letter on how does it go, if you still have the money for a letter, after the posh wedding you both have that is.

Cheerio !
Ha Haaa !

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[Anonymous 42]

SimpleLife wrote:

Lol. I love this thread.

My brother an’t no Mumford O’Crowley!

I hate this thread!

[MeisterParticipant 2093]

If you have problems finding the moist crack, dip her in flour first.

That helps.

Monk

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