I must be a Feminist

[TaxGuyParticipant]

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/scarlett-johansson-talks-about-the-challenges-of-monogamy-after-splitting-with-romain-dauriac-210708445.html

Scarlett Johansson says she doesn’t believe in monogamy. Me too. So I guess I’m a feminist. But hey Scarlett, while we’re at it, since you don’t believe in monogamy, let’s think about this for a minute…. If people aren’t going to stay together, maybe they shouldn’t have to sign a contract to split their money with each other. I’m mean, if you want to have a big celebration in front of your friends, you know a party where you are the center of attention, then by all means have at it. But let’s not get into legally binding crap between the two when you know that they are going to break up.

While we’re at it, we should probably figure out what to do when we have children. Because, trust me, we’re going to practice making them!! Oh, I know, your body, your choice. But if that’s the case, my wallet, my choice. So, if you are going to keep the child and not murder it, then I should get to either be a 50/50 parent with equal rights and responsibilities, or I get to walk away when they are born and sign my rights and obligations over to you. Now, I guess it’s possible that I could tell you that I would be there for you and change my mind when the baby was born, but hey, it’s a man’s prerogative to change his mind, right? Your body, your choice, right?

What about a couple where one “works” and the other “stays at home”. Well actually that’s pretty easy. Let’s just negotiate a price up front that the stay-at-home will charge, and what they will provide for that money. Then the “worker” will have the opportunity to shop that deal around and see if they can get a better deal for less money. But at least if (and when) they break up, the “stay at home” would have already been paid for services performed and neither would be entitled any money from the other.

And then there’s sex. Since both sexes of the species are able to reach orgasm, we’ll just call that one a wash.

So there you have it. I am now officially a feminist. Thanks Scarlett. Hell, I might even let you buy me a .

Order the good wine

[Anonymous 25]

A fleshlight is more attractive than she is, by a long way.

And that’s just on looks, when it gets to her s~~~ty attitude her attractiveness drops further.

She’s lucky her dildo hasn’t refused consent yet and claimed she raped it.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Of course she doesn’t believe in monogamy—-yet. She can still ride the c~~~ carousel; but the wall is coming and once it does THEN she will be all in for monogamy.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

ScarJo? Meet Wall™. Wall, ScarJo.

“Monogamy is not natural”.

WALL: “And Madonna would agree. But now she can’t even get that“.

SCARJO: “It’s a lot of work”

WALL: “If you can get it. Do you even know what “work” IS?”

She should just be honest with herself because the wall doesn’t lie.

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/scarlett-johansson-romain-dauriac-pose-124647521.html

A source in Dauriac’s circle tells PEOPLE, “I’ve been expecting this for some time. Romain and Scarlett has never made sense to me. They aren’t equals. There’s always been something wrong with this picture.”

Johansson and Dauriac, who share a daughter, 2-year-old Rose Dorothy, secretly married in October 2014 shortly after the birth of their child.

“he does all the sweet gestures for me. He’s a gentleman.”

• STATUS is an issue. If Ryan Reynolds wasn’t enough as a “starter husband” of two years, a popcorn shop owner def won’t be.

• MARRIED THE SPERM DONOR AFTER the birth of the child and splits after the baby turns 2. Convenient. He can change diapers for a while. Atta boy. OK that’s done, take care.

• “GENTLEMAN”. Great way to kill the ‘gina tingles.

It’s not that complicated.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

For the woman monogamy is a guaranteed paycheck. It serves the State, and the church, and woman. I fail to see how it helps a man unless it is just something he wants. Since scarlet has all resources in this case, it follows she might not be agreeable to it.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Anonymous 42]

THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE

[narwhalParticipant]

She comes across as a very confused person to me. One day, she’s championing the women’s march. The next day, she’s doing interview’s with playboy. She’s getting a divorce…and then posing for pictures with the guy. She claims feminism, but makes her money by catering to a primarily man audience.

I don’t think the lifestyle she is afforded really puts her in place where she has to consider the logic of her statements or consequences of her actions.

Ok. Then do it.

[Mister StealthParticipant 362]

Anonymous wrote:

A fleshlight is more attractive than she is, by a long way.

And that’s just on looks, when it gets to her s~~~ty attitude her attractiveness drops further.

She’s lucky her dildo hasn’t refused consent yet and claimed she raped it.

Steel sharpens steel

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

TaxGuy wrote:

Scarlett Johansson says she doesn’t believe in monogamy. Me too.

Sounds like soul mates to me.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[KroncoParticipant 16]

Not natural Scarlett?
Neither are,

-Birth control.
-Abortion.
-Rape shield laws.
-Child support payments.

That’s just a few. The list of “not natural” things is very long Scarlett. Do you really want to have that discussion in real life?

Kronco.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Meh

Another strong and independent woman traveling in the passing lane to irrelevancy.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[KroncoParticipant 16]

True Grumpy. Female celebrities fear irrelevance more than anything. Well, that and the pay check that goes with fame.

I saw recently that Madonna stole two more Black African children. Why she hasn’t been charged with human trafficking yet is a mystery to me.

Those are real human people Madonna! They are not fashion accessories!

Kronco

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