I made a MGTOW themed rap.

[The_YoungParticipant 1073]

I’ve never done anything to this extent, and it’s probably gonna be the laughing stock of the site, but I put the work in so here it is!

MGTOW – THE YOUNG

Saturday mornin’ feelin’ fresh as a daisy
Single and happy, f~~~in’ amazing
One more day, I can do what I want
No more backtalk, no givin’ a f~~~.
But I’mma tell you how this all went down
And why the f~~~ I feel like a clown…

Yo.

So Day one came, I was brainwashed to say
“Hang on ma’am, you forgot your bouquet”.
Why you didn’t take them, who the f~~~ knows
Probably because I got you tulips instead of a rose
Whatever, I’ll move on and find another
Surely some hoes gotta have some honor
The rumors ain’t true.
You ain’t really out f~~~ing fathers
Because honestly I could make you a better offer
Cash, a house, family, toddlers
Exchanged for love, duty, sex, a mother
So I’mma put a ring on it while I have the chance
Pretty young thang must know some other man
I’ll give you the greatest wedding in Cancun
Invite you to my party room, provin’ you the only poon
Just lemme lock those lips and seal the deal
I want to feel that this is really real..
Few years later,
I did it society, what you asked me to do
Why am I feelin’ so lonely and used?
We barely say a word we in the same room
I didn’t think this would happen so soon
Happily ever after, ha.
With this fat f~~~ing tike?
She asked for an exercise bike,
She gave me a starvation strike.
Been askin’ myself the question
Have you as the mother of my children?
Be a slave for the rest of my days?
Uhhh no, here’s half my pension.

There’s a million ways to lose
And two ways to play
Either be a sucker
or go your own way
I promise you son,
see where I’m comin’ from
come join your bros
And I’ll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Why didn’t I listen to what people tell me?
How could I ever survive without liberty?
If only I could talk to me at fourteen
Thank god I’m only twenty and others intervened
So many life lessons clearin’ the smokescreens
You’re gonna tell me I’m just mad I cant get laid
Hell, I’ve mostly ever paid for babes..
No drama and no games, how can you hate?
But how can you talk when you ain’t even the same grade.
Nine men jump into lava, are you really that f~~~ing brave?
Tellin’ me to be a real man
When all you want is more likes on Instagram
Are you really that birdbrained?
Ego tells you you’re the perfect you
So THAT’S why you’re out f~~~in’ random dudes?
Whatever happened to love and matrimony?
Now its just a money grab with alimony
and how much you hate me at your testimony.
Id rather have a funeral ceremony
Now this is the last time that I’ll hold open that door
For all you little ungrateful whores
Except you mom, you’re the only one
How was dad so lucky to find a unicorn?
Before I go, listen up bitches.
I’m about to hit you with some knowledge.
We ain’t doin’ this s~~~ if its all for nothin’.

There’s a million ways to lose
And two ways to play
Either be a sucker
or go your own way
I promise you son,
see where I’m comin’ from
come join your bros
And I’ll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Brother, we need to stick together.

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

The_Young wrote:

Uhhh no, here’s half my pension.

There’s a million ways to lose
And two ways to play
Either be a sucker
or go your own way

i love it!!!

you should record yourself rapping it, then post it on youtube, and post the link in a thread in this forum

heres a song that me and Tiga K wrote and we’re in the process of recording it
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Your Own Way By: The Mgtow Fellas

verse 1

You;re a man, one of many, so tread carefully

In her eyes, you’re a fool, her next casualty

….next casualty

She has you, she has Chad, and his stds

In her mind, yes her mind, you’re just plan B..

…just plan B

You’d be crazy to say the words I do;

Will she really stay? you have no clue

What will she bring that’s good for you

Hold to the things that you value

Go your own way, your own way.

verse 2

Hypergamy, she only sees, the millionaire.

Child support, alimony, and of course welfare….

of course welfare

Looking pretty, but she wants, your six figures

At the court, half your money, classic gold diggers

gold digger……

You’d be crazy to say the words I do

Will she really stay? you have no clue

What will she bring that’s good for you

Hold to the things that you value

Go your own way, your own way.

(pre chorus)

Don’t be livin in misery.

No ring and you’ll be free,

Let her drown in jealousy.

MGTOW is here for thee

here for thee… (elongate “for” pause after thee)

You’d be crazy to say the words I do

Will she really stay? you have no clue

What will she bring that’s good for you

Hold to the things that you value

Go your own way, your own way.

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[The_YoungParticipant 1073]

Sick!!!!

And maybe I will!

Brother, we need to stick together.

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