I have some baaaad news for you

[Anonymous 43]

OK so I made it to this college town

I was going for computer science, coding and controls something useful.

But I have changed my mind. I have decided I need to dye my hair magenta, get a full chest tattoo of what ever the hindu elephant god is, and I am changing my preferred pronoun, getting ugly glasses and wearing green socks with sandals. I am working on my uptalk speech pattern with a couple local feminists. This tribe of multicolor haired women women have taken me in, after I confessed the error of my ways, and begged forgiveness and accepted 100,000 years of blame in the name of all men for oppressing women and every single rape is my fault.

The big news, I am changing majors!! I am all signed up for women’s studies and interdisciplinary globalism and multicultural studies double major. I reject my white male hegemony and am now gender neutral. I will now be referred to as a Crystal Rainbow Unicorn!

now because I have studied y’all, I am gonna be the best woman’s studies ummm unicorn ever!!! Mwahahahahahahah I know how you men plot the destruction of civilization. I can not allow you to disrupt the progress.

woooo I feel so liberated, having cut off all vestiges of anything male, omg how could I have lived 47 years as a MAN! Horror of horrors, a white man! I go for gender disassignment surgery on Monday.

it was good knowing you men, I have gone over the fence and will join the ranks of thousands of my fellow travelers, all committed to social justice and women above all things. I have embraced the sacred female, and it has embraced me back.

I have already been assigned a safe space with various comfort objects.

Namaste all you misguided MGTOW men. See you on the other side of the barricade, when the great cleansing civil war happens.

[Anonymous 7]

F~~~ you attack helicopter.
That is all carry on.
Funny stuff BTW. 🙂

[joetechParticipant]

Did you get lost and end up at Berkley? I thought you were going to Kansas? Lookout!!!! May has been eaten by a tuna. Been nice knowin’ ya, man…er…unicorn.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[bladeParticipant]

How much is the new vagina you are getting going to cost .

You are broke so is this new vagina going to be a backyard job on the cheap .

Ps . Are you going to get them to put your c~~~ in a jar for old times sake . You can sit it on the mantle . Ya feminist friends will get wet over it

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

. I put this song up on his thread a couple of weeks ago when he was on the road

Yep i called it .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 54]

Our little Unicorn!!!

[Anonymous 43]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

omg
what a culture shock I got here. And I thought western Kansas wasn’t America, at least that was evolving into a recognizable country. I don’t know what the f~~~ I landed in here. It’s like the mothership landed and the freakshow set up shop.

I cant imagine being an impressionable 19 year old coming here and being confronted with so much bulls~~~.

umm in case you couldn’t figure it out…I wuz fukn wit ya.

[Anonymous 43]

ahhh some attack helicopter porn…..

mmmm baby you can turn my rotors like no other…mmmmmm i’d follow that tail anywhere!

oooo don’t jerk on my collective too hard, easy easy up and down easy, oouuuuuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous 7]

How many times have yelled get off my lawn? LOL.

[MACHOParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

umm in case you couldn’t figure it out…I wuz fukn wit ya.

Of course you were, either that or you had managed to free yourself from a straitjacket!

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[Anonymous 43]

lol I saw that poster in the Registrar’s building, and I almost cracked up laughing. I went to advising, and the staff had pronoun preference pins on, and asked me what my pronoun preference was as part of a greeting. Welcome to advising, I’m so and so, what is your preferred pronoun set?

my whut?

[OldBillParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

And I thought western Kansas wasn’t America…

I’ve relatives in eastern Kansas. They say the state is really two states much like how Florida is.

Northern Florida is southern in character and culture while southern Florida is northern thanks to all the retirees and snowbirds. (IRuleMe can probably explain that better.)

Anyway, my relatives says eastern Kansas thanks bordering Missouri is more “red state” while the western third or so of Kansas is more “blue state” thanks to bordering Colorado with all it’s “fruits, nuts, and flakes”.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[bladeParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

umm in case you couldn’t figure it out…I wuz fukn wit ya.

He has just worked out the costs of a new vagina and is now on the hunt for a sugar daddy . Lol

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

I’m watching The Good the Bad and the Ugly and wondering when the f~~~ did real men tuck their c~~~s and become manginas.
It makes me sick. I thank God I still have my b~~~~.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[bladeParticipant]

FrostByte wrote:

I’m watching The Good the Bad and the Ugly and wondering when the f~~~ did real men tuck their c~~~s and become manginas.
It makes me sick. I thank God I still have my b~~~~.

may7 is still going to have his . They are going in a jar on the mantle with his dick . Lmfao

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 43]

blade,, killing me man.

Jebus on the cross, if you brothers could have seen what my eyes can’t unsee…and it’s only Thursday…

[bladeParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

blade,, killing me man.

Jebus on the cross, if you brothers could have seen what my eyes can’t unsee…and it’s only Thursday…

Do you know whats really good . Seeing you been a happier man bro .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

Damn, may. You’re funny.

If you’re a unicorn, you’re not human anymore and you’ll probably be f~~~ing Disney characters from now on.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[Anonymous 43]

blade, ty for noticing

I refuse to lose. Lots of things are starting to come together, hopefully for the better.

It has been a long summer waiting for this new career change. This is a radical departure from what I started out with.

Someone said if your dreams don’t scare you then you aren’t dreaming big enough. My dreams are scary, and I don’t mean the ones where the c~~~ busts through the door with an AR 15 blasting my ass. I mean imagining the job possibilities. Unfortunately, my imagination is limited. I am hoping someone will show me so many amazing possibilities that I just stand there with my mouth open saying duuuuuuuuuuuh? Whut? I thought writing the code to running a microwave oven would be amazing, how about running the code for a robot based factory? I don’t know enough to really understand what I am about to get into, but I have the courage to try.

[OldBillParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I don’t know enough to really understand what I am about to get into, but I have the courage to try.

More of us should do that more often.

Hell, I myself should do that more often.

Tomorrow when I look in the mirror to shave, I’m going to say “I don’t know enough to really understand what I am about to get into, but I have the courage to try.”

I hope a bunch of us here do the same thing too.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

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