I have a bf!

[Anonymous 1]

C~~~ level over 9000.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

“hi”.

“OMG!!! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!”.

“That’s adorable. Let me know when you’re ready for a man.”.

o.O

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – THIS IS WHY FEMINISTS THINK THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS STILL RAMPANT! Because often, what a woman interprets as sexual harassment – IS OFTEN ALL IN HER MIND!!! I suppose that something has to be.

Sooo pathetic. And what the hell does “rn” mean? “I’m with my boyfriend rn”? English please!

I can’t believe that she still asked “oh, howcome?” Are you kidding me? After acting like a complete f~~~wad, she still needs an explanation for why he’s changed his mind? A woman’s head is just the thing that provides the shiny locks, isn’t it?

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[~BSParticipant 3266]

Anonymous wrote:

C~~~ level over 9000.

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Constantine wrote:

A woman’s head is just the thing that provides the shiny locks, isn’t it?

I am still laughing at it.

Hits gold!

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

The one time a girl gave the the: “I have a boyfriend!” line…

I was asking for directions to the elevator.

[Anonymous 3]

Hahaha.

I used to have women come up to me and start flirting with me, and then suddenly they’d talk about their boyfriends.

Every young woman is going to have a guy. What they want you to do is get them to leave that guy for you, or rather, just have sex with you and keep that said boyfriend as a beta provider. If they sense you’re willing to beta provide they’re willing to monkey branch.

But no woman ever wants to be single ever. Only the lowest of the low are single, for women that is a death sentence, an absolute, total loss. They are deathly afraid of it.

No good man is going to just keep pursuing a woman in a relationship. But eventually, you either understand there are no good women so it doesn’t matter, or you’re going to have to give up sex entirely. I have never in my life met an attractive young woman that didn’t have at least one man, if not several, orbiting her and always looking to move in on her if she was available even for a moment. I would say the absolute longest period of time a high SMV woman during her peak years is “single and available” is roughly a week total at most between her relationships. Usually it will be a matter of days if not hours instead. Women average something like 7 relationships in those peak years, counting from say 15 onwards to 22 or so, so in 7 years probably you’d have one calendar year of a woman being single all added up together.

[Anonymous 42]

And that’s why I don’t ask women for s~~~-squat-diddly, It’s the only way to avoid each one of their s~~~ cornucopias fulled with toxic thinking… They’re like spoiled little brats.

We offer truth, knowledge, and understanding, only to be labeled a hate “group” when nothing could be further from the truth.

The truth be told we’re “individuals” telling the truth and they “hate” it. That’s the only true and core hatred found here.

I don’t “hate” women, I’m simply “done with them”, freeing them to practice their “hate” on anyone else…

Women have gone from hatting men only a few short decades ago to literately despising us and working for our utter destruction. Princeton University “BANNED” the word man and left “woman” alone, if that’s not hatred someone please beat be with a 2X4! (kiln dried Douglass fur, thank-you).

[Anonymous 3]

Anonymous wrote:

Hahaha.

I used to have women come up to me and start flirting with me, and then suddenly they’d talk about their boyfriends.

Every young woman is going to have a guy. What they want you to do is get them to leave that guy for you, or rather, just have sex with you and keep that said boyfriend as a beta provider. If they sense you’re willing to beta provide they’re willing to monkey branch.

But no woman ever wants to be single ever. Only the lowest of the low are single, for women that is a death sentence, an absolute, total loss. They are deathly afraid of it.

No good man is going to just keep pursuing a woman in a relationship. But eventually, you either understand there are no good women so it doesn’t matter, or you’re going to have to give up sex entirely. I have never in my life met an attractive young woman that didn’t have at least one man, if not several, orbiting her and always looking to move in on her if she was available even for a moment. I would say the absolute longest period of time a high SMV woman during her peak years is “single and available” is roughly a week total at most between her relationships. Usually it will be a matter of days if not hours instead. Women average something like 7 relationships in those peak years, counting from say 15 onwards to 22 or so, so in 7 years probably you’d have one calendar year of a woman being single all added up together.

There’s a lot of truth in there. Cosign.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Her: I have a boyfriend!

Me: Don’t flatter yourself! Lol

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[swisscheesParticipant 77]

Anonymous wrote:

Hahaha.

I used to have women come up to me and start flirting with me, and then suddenly they’d talk about their boyfriends.

Every young woman is going to have a guy. What they want you to do is get them to leave that guy for you, or rather, just have sex with you and keep that said boyfriend as a beta provider. If they sense you’re willing to beta provide they’re willing to monkey branch.

But no woman ever wants to be single ever. Only the lowest of the low are single, for women that is a death sentence, an absolute, total loss. They are deathly afraid of it.

No good man is going to just keep pursuing a woman in a relationship. But eventually, you either understand there are no good women so it doesn’t matter, or you’re going to have to give up sex entirely. I have never in my life met an attractive young woman that didn’t have at least one man, if not several, orbiting her and always looking to move in on her if she was available even for a moment. I would say the absolute longest period of time a high SMV woman during her peak years is “single and available” is roughly a week total at most between her relationships. Usually it will be a matter of days if not hours instead. Women average something like 7 relationships in those peak years, counting from say 15 onwards to 22 or so, so in 7 years probably you’d have one calendar year of a woman being single all added up together.

That is so sad and true. I got a number from a girl some weeks ago. I didnt talkes to her for about 2 weeks cause i was busy planing my traveling etc. Then i thought lets do ask her for a coffee on the weekend and boom: ‘sry i met someone’ was coming replied. This happens a lot. Sometimes they just lie cause its easier as to have b~~~~ and say: ‘sry not interestes’ or they finaly hooked up with one of the 10 orbiter. One guy at a Bar i was talking to told me: ‘if a women is single, u have 1-3 weeks time to date her and have sex the earlier the better cause they will find someone to not be alone’. And this guy was a good looking Barkeeper. Even he knew it xD

[xenonParticipant 2007]

What Phoenix said. Years ago my friends and I used to joke about a particular female, about whom we said, “hasn’t been single for more than fifteen minutes….ever”…still true about her today although the promiscuity has gone, along with her looks, so NOW it’s time for a provider type. Wonder what he thinks about while probing that used up cavern. Seriously, every dusch-bag tapped that repeatedly 20 years ago. No thank you, None For Me.

“Every young woman is going to have a guy. What they want you to do is get them to leave that guy for you, or rather, just have sex with you and keep that said boyfriend as a beta provider. If they sense you’re willing to beta provide they’re willing to monkey branch.”

Just went through this little nightmare scenario. Her response was to spread the rumor that I have low T because I refused to even make a pass at her while she was hooked up with losers. Hot chick, but NO Thanks. None of that crap for me.

[Bestieboy666Participant 2358]

Many years ago, one night cabbying in the club district I noticed a woman driving her car with no headlights, caught in a queue of traffic. I slowed down from the opposite direction to help.

“Excuse me….” I get the finger straight away.
“F~~~ off you 4 eyed c~~~” (Yep I wear glasses)
“I’m only….”
“I said f~~~ off. As if I’d be interested in you tosser.”

I sounded the horn a few times to catch the attention of a couple of police officers.

“Is there a problem Sir?”
“I was trying to advise that lady there she was driving with no headlights and she just started abusing me instead.”
“Ok thank you Sir.”

They walked over towards her as I got to the front of the rank and picked up a fare. About 20 minutes later I returned, noticed her car parked up at the side of the road, while she was being loaded into the back of a police van. I don’t know why exactly but probably drink driving.
For some reason I was in a good mood for the rest of the shift!

Women are so bad, if they changed the law so I kept the house, I still wouldn't marry one. I'd rather be homeless.

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

When a woman just has to say ‘I have a boyfriend.’

I say. ‘Cool. I have a goldfish’

And when they ask what that means, I have to mention that they are equally irrelevant.

Definition of boyfriend: Current clown meeting the narcissistic needs of a slut that is the best she can do at this point in time while keeping her options open in search of a better deal.

[AttonParticipant]

What a c~~~ punt.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Anonymous 5]

I saw this on epicfail.com a bit ago it seems alot of “epicfails” are coming from our female counter part.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

Every young woman is going to have a guy. What they want you to do is get them to leave that guy for you, or rather, just have sex with you and keep that said boyfriend as a beta provider.

This is a shocking truth not too many men know about, but “i have boyfriend” doesn’t mean go away…. it means “keep trying to bang me and boost my ego and maybe you’ll get a BJ too. I’m looking to money branch”.

———————–

“I have a boyfriend”

“Does he let you talk to other people without getting his permission first?”

———————–

“I have a boyfriend”

“I just met you and already you’re telling me your problems?”

Sky-O wrote:

When a woman just has to say ‘I have a boyfriend.’
I say. ‘Cool. I have a goldfish’

Excellent. I have to remember that one.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Woman are grossly delusional about their social market value. She just assumes you are hitting on her because she is a beautiful and unique snowflake. What possible other reason would you want to talk to her for? Her brains – nope, none of that here, her wisdom – nada, her wit, charm and insight nope nope nope again. The only thing she has to offer is her vag hole, so that must be what you want from her, not the iphone she has for sale. And she is so proud one guy wants the stinky thing, she must protect it for him from all transgressors (imagined or real).

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[HammerdownParticipant 528]

I’ve always been quite partial to this one.

Her: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Oh darn, that’s a shame. I guess I’ll have to bang one of your friends instead. You can watch if you like.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

swisschees wrote:

phoenix wrote:

Hahaha.

I used to have women come up to me and start flirting with me, and then suddenly they’d talk about their boyfriends.

Every young woman is going to have a guy. What they want you to do is get them to leave that guy for you, or rather, just have sex with you and keep that said boyfriend as a beta provider. If they sense you’re willing to beta provide they’re willing to monkey branch.

But no woman ever wants to be single ever. Only the lowest of the low are single, for women that is a death sentence, an absolute, total loss. They are deathly afraid of it.

No good man is going to just keep pursuing a woman in a relationship. But eventually, you either understand there are no good women so it doesn’t matter, or you’re going to have to give up sex entirely. I have never in my life met an attractive young woman that didn’t have at least one man, if not several, orbiting her and always looking to move in on her if she was available even for a moment. I would say the absolute longest period of time a high SMV woman during her peak years is “single and available” is roughly a week total at most between her relationships. Usually it will be a matter of days if not hours instead. Women average something like 7 relationships in those peak years, counting from say 15 onwards to 22 or so, so in 7 years probably you’d have one calendar year of a woman being single all added up together.

That is so sad and true. I got a number from a girl some weeks ago. I didnt talkes to her for about 2 weeks cause i was busy planing my traveling etc. Then i thought lets do ask her for a coffee on the weekend and boom: ‘sry i met someone’ was coming replied. This happens a lot. Sometimes they just lie cause its easier as to have b~~~~ and say: ‘sry not interestes’ or they finaly hooked up with one of the 10 orbiter. One guy at a Bar i was talking to told me: ‘if a women is single, u have 1-3 weeks time to date her and have sex the earlier the better cause they will find someone to not be alone’. And this guy was a good looking Barkeeper. Even he knew it xD

This happened with the LAST girl I was just “talking” to (I was testing the waters just for fun). Met her at the arcade I frequented with my closest male friend. She came up and asked me about the game we were playing (DDR) and was amazed by it and us. She then gave me her number after our conversation…something that hasn’t happened to me in years! I messaged her for a good couple weeks (she didn’t live very close by, a good 40 minutes or so away). Found she had a 10 year old kid. Already knew it wasn’t going to happen anyway, but played along just for personal laughs. She then agreed to meeting me up again at the arcade a few weeks ago. She was VERY flirty with me and brought her brother along. She brought a guy along that at first I admit I thought he was her boyfriend until she said it was her brother. He bought her drinks as well as himself. As she got a little tipsy, she started getting physically closer to me and a little touchy-feely. She was leaning up against me and giving me that “look” (like “take me now”).

She left, gave me this huge hug with her huge t~~~ (girls with a big rack seem to know their hugs are nice to us guys), and left.

She texted me later and said:

“Sorry it took us a while to show up. My brother and my boyfriend were playing video games for the longest time.”

I never responded. She hasn’t texted me since.

Gotta love that they don’t mention the “boyfriend” until later for whatever reason.

Even if she is lying about him existing, 1) I have been left for guys (and other women) before and refuse to be that dude no matter how “alpha” that is, and 2) if she’s lying I don’t want to be involved with a liar that plays games….i.e. MOST women.

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