I Give the Worst Dating Advice

[Anonymous 11]

I mainly post here to agitate female and blue pill lurkers.

You could not pay me enough to ever consider dating again. At my age, the women are simply atrocious. They have the same snotty attitude they had when they were 20 along with a healthy dose of crow’s feet and spider veins. Most of them make a manatee look like an anorexic super model.

My advice consists mostly of telling guys to use aliases, burner phones, pump-n-dump, and never fully trust a condom. Why is that? It’s because women are f~~~ing worthless, crazy, and dangerous potential sperm jackers. They created this current situation and deserve less consideration than one would give a prostitute. I trust prostitutes more at least they care about their reputation.

Enjoy your cats wenches!!!!

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

C-pig give bad advice? Nahhhhhhhhhh

I call it, “dont bother,” advice. My fellow mgtow.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Anonymous 42]

I give the best advice on both sides of the fence!

1. Don’t date, it only leads to a series of unfortunate events.

2. (the other side of the gender fence) Always keep a good supply of cat food so you don’t get eaten in a severe weather emergency.

[TuneoutParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

. I trust prostitutes more at least they care about their reputation.

Exactly,an escort will do her best to please you because that means a repeat customer and she keeps her self cleaner than your average Jane Wineskin because of her profession.

She won’t tell you her troubles either,try to change you
or play s~~~ test head games and oh yeah she also takes care of her self.

Who would even WANT to go back to a ‘regular’ broad?

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

I appreciate dating advice because I always find it humorous that someone believes they know what is better for me than I do.

Nevertheless, I pretend to listen and think to myself I hope when this jackass gets done he/she has fun riding their unicorn back to fantasy land, population one.

[Anonymous 0]

Here’s my dating advice.
DON’T BOTHER

[Anonymous 24]

Anonymous wrote:

My advice consists mostly of telling guys to use aliases, burner phones, pump-n-dump, and never fully trust a condom.

Before I even clicked on this topic this right here is just about exactly what I was thinking. I would only add do your best to not date anyone you would have to still see in day to day life after it falls apart. Nothing worse than s~~~ting in the pool you swim in.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Here is my dating advice
Find a single mom. A big one! With 8 kids on welfare and a psychotic ex boyfriend. Make sure all the kids have different fathers. If she is collecting child support from 8 different men, alimony and still can’t get by without welfare, then you know this one needs your special love. Remember only your white knight love, and only yours alone, will be able to change a lazy land whale in to a hard working princess.Your love will encourage her to go back to school, get her doctorate and find a 6 figure job. Her kids will adore you as their father, and one by one march off to Harvard with honors scholarships you helped them get. She will shed pounds and her stretched out vagina will magically tighten to its 18 year old pink splendor, as her t~~~ rise off her belly and compliment her new size 2 figure. Yes Date her and Date her now! Some other white knight is going to scoop up your prize. Hurry your losing time..

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

The gal later turned to a meth head.

Too bad Disney movies don’t have happy endings like this lol.

[bladeParticipant]

Treat woman like james bond oo7 does.Look at all the chicks he gets.
His mangina attitude with woman really works.It really does.

Yer f~~~ing right.If you treated woman like that you would die a virgin.

F~~~ i just realized a good way to keep woman away from me .I am going to give up been an arsehole.

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 11]

Yes, go forth onto POF and find obese single moms with multiple baby daddies. There you shall find happiness. That truly is bad advice FrostByte yet millions of blue pillers are doing it right now.

A meth head who drinks jizz from a wine glass. That’s a keeper.

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

not date anyone you would have to still see in day to day life after it falls apart

Massively true.

[experiencedParticipant]

Dinner party dating is fun.
The gal gets all wined up and horny then you kick her out sometimes.
I often stay sober and watch what a lush. When you leave a wine box next to them…open bar style, watch out.
I like a board game. We pass out properties and invent mad cash to spice the game.
This one party a gal all inked up, might have been a stripper was all drunk and landed on my buddy’s boardwalk laden with three hotels. We really bend rules. He tells her if she cannot pay up he will take a head job. Bam, she goes to her knees in front of all of us and milks the dude. It was a mixed crowd and was interesting to watch all the reactions.
Then this blew my f~~~ing mind forever. She spits it in a wine glass…swirls it around then drinks it.
Oh…the looks on all the women there.
No s~~~.
That is partying with bikers.
Wild crew.
I met them in a bar one night, got invited to a bbq, then had a dinner party.
The gal later turned to a meth head.

Was a rare night.
I can never look a white wine quite the same way.

When a laydee “comes on to me”, I pretend that she was the “star” in this type of recollection, or that she will be in two weeks regardless of our ‘would be’ date in one week.
This brings me back to reality regarding all the “special angels” out there who ____ on a dime, or will hint at doing so, to up their value.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

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