I found a funny joke on the internet

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  • #526323
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    Joetech
    joetech
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    I found this in the comments section of a youtube video that was a different joke. I thought this one was much better and thought I’d share it with you guys.

    A son asks his dad what`s the difference between “theoretical” and “practical”.
    Dad: Let me show you.
    They go to the mother and he asks her : Would you f~~~ a big dick n~~~~~ for 5000$? She answers “yes”
    They go to the sister and he asks her : Would you f~~~ a big dick n~~~~~ for 5000$? She answers “yes”
    They go to the grandma and he asks her : Would you f~~~ a big dick n~~~~~ for 5000$? She answers “yes”
    He then asks his son if he understood the difference now. He didn`t so the dad explains : Theoretically we have 15000$, practically we just have three whores.

    "Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

    #526325
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    Keymaster
    Keymaster
    Keymaster

    The joke would still work without that word.
    ( Maybe change to to “chad”? )

    It just made it un-funny to me.

    If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
    #526331
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    Anonymous
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    Theoretically the women will f~~~ a big dick for free.

    Practically the man inflates the money needed to f~~~ pussy to save his own ego.

    His son realizes daddy may not have a dick at all because he works like a slave to keep the 3 whores. 2 of which he prefers to think daddy isn’t f~~~ing.

    But what does a child know. Because daddy sure sounds like a redneck.

    #526338
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    Blade
    blade
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    Now thats funny

    The joke would still work without that word.
    ( Maybe change to to “chad”? )

    If joe is a nnnnn black man in the usa can he use the word with no repercussions. Not been a smart arse genuinely curious because ya here black people in movies and utube use the n word alot ?

    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

    #526401
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    Mr. Spock
    Mr. Spock
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    It doesn’t matter what race the dick is attached to. Women are whores.

    Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

    #526442
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    Anonymous
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    @venom posted this last week, I’ll pay it forward.

    #526559
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    Joetech
    joetech
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    I copied and pasted, so the choice of words wasn’t mine. To answer your question Blade, yes blacks in the U.S. call each other the N word all the time, but if you’re white and do it, expect to get into a fight.

    "Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

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