“I can’t find a man who can keep up with me”

[DoinMyOwnThing40Participant 1000]

I am sure you have heard this line time and time again from women. Da f~~~ does this even mean though? Keep up with what?

Don’t you just hate those cliche lines that women use?

Women are parasites. Each and every last one of them.

[Anonymous 42]

“I can’t find a man who can keep up with me”

I dunno, I always got told; “Enough! Get off of me!”……..

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

Translation: I can’t find a man who can keep up with my excessive shopping and nagging.

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

DoinMyOwnThing40 wrote:

Keep up with what?

with the Kardashians?

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Can’t quite help it but being reminded of an ol’ joke.

David Copperfield rings up the cops: “Hello this is David Copperfield, my car has disappeared…”
Response on the other end of the line: “Alright then sir, so shall I report it or clap..?”

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[HitmanParticipant]

I saw that when I was online dating, ..I skipped those ladies, figured they were “manic”.not a good thing. .also thought that their egos were way too big. .(not as big as most of their asses! )..

[Anonymous 3]

When I was a kid, most old men would never listen to anything women would say, and would just outright ignore them, like you would a child.

I remember as a child myself, that was when feminist programming was really going and they’d complain about that.

Now I understand that these old men were from a previous generation that knew how to handle women, from life experience.

Don’t try to understand or acknowledge women’s bulls~~~. They are children, they never mature past the mental age of 14-15. And even at those mental ages they are already a couple of steps behind boys in most things.

This is why it’s impossible to fix the mess society is now. Women are a black hole of ineptitude and idiocy. The second you acknowledge any of it, you’re sucked in and it’s all but impossible to get out from the vortex.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Oh I have heard it a million times and seen it all over dating sites too.

Same kind of tired s~~~ as “if you can’t handle me at my worst… you don’t deserve me at my best”.

It comes from the kind who thinks she’s a “catch”.
She thinks men exist to pursue her. But she should really get a dog.

This is the type that says “I don’t know what I want for dinner… I think I want sushi but I’m not in the mood for fish….. maybe Italian. What’s the name of that place near the thing where we went that time? …. I think they have a patio , but it’s pretty cold outside and I’m just getting over a semi-cold-flu kinda thing….. I think it’s because I went outside with wet hair. Do you think they have heaters?….. should I bring a sweater? On second thought , It won’t really go with what I’m wearing….. I don’t really feel like pizza anyway…… you know what? Text me closer to 6:30 after I am home and changed…. actually my phone is low on batteries….. better make it 7:00…. I WANT A MAN WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH MEE!!!!!!!!!”

This the kind of exhausting bitch who yelps about knowing “what she wants” and then changes her mind all the time. Endless drama. One minute she wants this, the next minute she wants that..

Her “happiness” is your cardio.
She can get a puppy for that.

“I can’t find a man who can keep up with me”
……. is like saying “stay the f~~~ away from me”.

The wrong word in her sentence is “can’t”. As if she’s some kind of a “challenge” and that’s what she tries hard to be. But only fool WANTS something to be more difficult than it is. She’s all about “the chase” and if you’re dumb enough to run after her like the doggy she wants…… guess what happens: The dog loses interest.

She thinks men “can’t” keep up with her, but she’s not even worth pursuing. If you’re moron enough, you’ll lose 20 pounds in a month – while knocking 3 years off your life.

It’s not the years. It’s the mileage.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Keep up with their bulls~~~ …. constant mood swings …. changes of mind ….. insanity …. nonsense …. tripe ….. stupidity?

No …. she’s right …. I can’t keep up.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6414]

When I’m driving, even when I go with the flow on a rural two lane highway, there’s usually always some lady riding my rear bumper. So she works really hard and manages to pass several cars before reaching the city limits. She doesn’t gain much ground for all her pushing and effort. She’s usually sitting just in front of us at the first stop light.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

She can’t find a man who can keep up with her ice cream eating. They need to just MAN UP and eat 13 quarts of haagen das. A lot of guys aren’t MAN enough to keep up with her eating, and they can’t handle her strong independent type 2 diabetes

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[experiencedParticipant]

“I can’t find a man who can keep up with me”
And?
So?
What’s wrong with your search technique?
Focus on solving your problems wench, “I can’t find..”
Rather than bragging,….”who can keep up with me.”
It makes sense though, men are always slower in the 50 / 100 / 5k / 10k / marathons / ….
However, the faster ones aren’t interested in you.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[The_Mad_PirateParticipant 1278]

She wants a mindless simp that will silently eat all her bulls~~~ like mood swings , emotional outbursts, lack of accountability and hysteric complains. The kind of Man she will have no respect for and that she will constantly demand to “Man up”.

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning" "A world that vilifies men only breeds a generation of men that feel no empathy towards women" “In a woman’s mind , there is really no such thing as a ‘we’. In her eyes, earth allways revolves around her, not the other way around. So thinking that your needs , aspirations or desires are valid enough to be persued, or even that you are entitled achive such goals, is like asking your boss for a pay rise in your very first day at the job.”

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Translation: I can’t find a “pet wallet” that will provide me with free s~~~ on the fly!

[WolfParticipant 890]

They say that as if it is a good quality.

“Men can’t keep up with me!”

No sweeite, men can keep up with you, but they choose not to. They are not interested in you, but nice attempt at trying to put the blame on men.

It’s no different than statements like:

– men can’t handle that I am strong and independent
– men are afraid to date me because I’m a single mom
– men are afraid of commitment

All these statements have a common principle: she puts the blame on men vice taking a hard look in the mirror.

[RealityBitesParticipant 2198]

Anonymous wrote:

“I can’t find a man who can keep up with me”

I dunno, I always got told; “Enough! Get off of me!”……..

It means that the men in the age group that she dates have a lower sex drive than she does, and there are Erectile Dysfunction issues occurring now and then. It also means that men are also less active when it comes to recreational activities such as cycling, running, hiking, etc.

Basically on a cellular level, (statistically speaking) men age faster than women. This isn’t helping women when they statistically go after guys a little older than they are.

[Anonymous 18]

On a more scientific note the manic phase of bipolar disorder may be triggered by stress, lack of sleep, etc.

Hard to keep up with mania. Especially if it your credit card or your best friends c~~~ up her ass.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Anonymous wrote:

“I can’t find a man who can keep up with me”

I dunno, I always got told; “Enough! Get off of me!”……..

Heh. Me too.

This is more than likely used by career women who lack the ability to relax. If you’re not working, doing chores or something ‘productive’ you’re not ‘keeping up’.

But f~~~ all that. I have naps to take.

Fuck this planet.

[Jack123Participant 324]

When my ex and I were in our honey moon period she devoted all her attention on me and admitted that she couldn’t multi task for s~~~.

When the relationship went sour 6 months deep, all of a sudden she had the concentration of God and could type messages on her phone watch a movie and listen to me at the same time. I’d quiz her on what I just said and she’d have a raging outburst telling me she was listening. Not once did she have a clue.

Moral of the story is women lie, can’t focus, can’t multi task and certainly don’t give a f~~~ about building a relationship. If you want to keep up with that then you may as well tie your neck to a truck going 90 miles an hour through a catus field.

The other point is what a member said above. The constant rambling of s~~~ they say. I questioned my ex about it and her explanation was just that, it’s verbal diarrhea. They say s~~~ for the sake of hearing their own voice. It’s as if they’re struggling to solve a 2 piece puzzle within 3 hours.

No thanks, no need to keep up with kadashians. Need to switch off.

[sidecarParticipant 35853]

“I can’t find a man who can keep up with me”

I know the type.

These are the absolutely worst insufferable c~~~s who scream bloody murder when you leave them behind three miles into an all day hike. Most women will be gracious if they overestimate their ability and apologize profusely for slowing down the rest of the group. Staying behind to keep a gracious woman company can be very entertaining (and good exercise as well – just remember the sunblock and bug spray). But not these “you can’t handle me” bitches. No, instead they always make up some lame excuse like “I twisted my ankle” or “I think that trail mix gave me food poisoning” (they always chow down on s~~~ty bulk bin trail mix – no clue why) and then demand that everyone else stop to cater to them. I’ve learned to just leave them behind and let them make their own way back to the trailhead.

They’re also universally crap in bed. Absolutely useless.

So if they “can’t find a man who can keep up”, it’s because the men who can know enough to leave them behind.

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