I Ain't Going Out Like That

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Sucking through a straw
F~~~ing a me-too whore
Cooking H whilst
Plucking a Hep-B sore
I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

Gang-raped by a group of alphabet soups
Lost all my cash by a flash splash
In a business suit
I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

It’s not what she said
It’s what’s in her head
I’m the bread
Winner

What’s for dinner?
Anti-freeze with a plate of peas
Please
I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

Falsely convicted by a vindictive mess
Demonic possessed
Take a guess and get out the Rosary
When confessed
I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

Tried S and M
Nearly died
Choking on a M and S
Teary eyed when smoking
Cannabis Res
I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

Electrocuted by a hairdryer in the bath
Should’ve been aborted but
Her wombs so polluted
Don’t make me laugh!
I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

Ate too many Turnips
Bled getting the snip
Instead
Wear a John
Or you’ll look like one
I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

On the s~~~ter
IBS
Pass us the roll
I must address
What the troll said on twitter

It didn’t affect what I heard you see
My turd is more formed than he
I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

Heart-attack when wanking bareback
I’m banking on my ex-wife to save my life
And take me back
I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

A two-time nestle eating champ
Is it a crime trying to wrestle
The LGBT camp?
I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

Forcibly cuffed by the pigs
Bargain plea
But was stuffed
We all know the courts are rigged
I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

Raved about being saved from becoming a wreck
Behaved because I’ve got a cross around my neck
I AIN’T GOING OUT LIKE THAT!

Slipped on my “not welcome mat”
I maybe a t~~~
But at least I’m going out like that!!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

okay, this was good writing… put it is the Keeper pile

Heart Attack when wanking bareback! lol

the whole thing had me rolling. good job dude

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Gravel Pit wrote:

okay, this was good writing… put it is the Keeper pile
Heart Attack when wanking bareback! lol
the whole thing had me rolling. good job dude

Limp Bizkit had an influence on you then…..
Cheers massive ears!

[BubParticipant 1406]

This is a good one.

Just rolling down the road

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Bub wrote:

This is a good one.

I wholeheartedly agree Mr Bub.

[Author]

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