Husband Wife Store

[GnosticParticipant 2491]

I read a joke I would like to share
http://www.funny2.com/husbandstore.htm

Husband/Wife Store
THE HUSBAND STORE

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…

On each floor the signs on the doors read:

Floor 1 – These men have jobs.

Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 3,261,496,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

THE WIFE STORE

Floor 1 – has wives that love sex.

Floor 2 – has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

There is no magic in MGTOW, just recognition of the truth and logical decision how to avoid dangers. The red pill is but the truth, it is no magical potion. Do not think in this modern world men have no longer have natural enemies, men are prey to women and government.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

This joke has been around for a while but it still gets a laugh every time.

The first time I heard it was from a woman in a group of other women. They all laughed of course because they know exactly what women are like. It’s really when I realized you could have everything going for you, and it won’t make a bit of difference. You could be Superman for Christ’s sake, and she will STILL wonder…….

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3726]

Brilliant!

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[HitmanParticipant]

Thanks for the great joke!
I never heard that one! !!

[RoyDalParticipant]

Laugh out loud! (Or kek if you like.)

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Great joke.

There’s no pleasing women. They always think someone better will come along. They can have a great catch, a man with all those attributes will be left because the woman wanted “some excitement” and decided to cheat on him.

Women also think they DESERVE a man like that, for no reason. They aren’t a prize catch, a perfect 10, but they expect that from a man. Get real, ladies.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[AttonParticipant]

My Cousin fell right into that trap.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

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