Hungry Hungry Hippos

[Bob DylanParticipant 1352]

Yesterday, I had a doctor appointment (very rare for me), which gave me the opportunity to eat a late lunch at my favorite casual seafood restaurant. Eating out at lunch is a rare treat.
Firstly, I was the only male customer at 1:30 pm. But secondly, I was the only customer that weighed less than 250 lbs. Thirdly, all of those sweat-hogs were trying to talk over each other, which made the half-full restaurant louder than it is at night, when full.
I began a discreet visual survey and saw that most all of those fatties were wearing wedding rings. What man would think so little of himself that he would go to work to keep one of these stay-at-homes in Cheetos and Dove bars ?
Those lard-ass broads had huge platters of fried seafood, breaded french fries, and deep fried corn hush puppies.
All of my exes were the spawn of Satan, but I could probably still get a boner to give them a humiliating revenge fvck…lol…
Life is too short to spend any of it fattening up a pig that has no sales value. (IMHO)
MGTOW….ASAP !!!

..it ain't me babe...it ain't me you're looking for, babe...

[Duke TogoParticipant 2664]

Come to Australia and you will see what disgusting is. Obesity is the norm for women, and most of the time you must walk around trying not to look up in case you see a land whale that will make you need to exercise some control over your automatic response to vomit. The rest of the time you must not look up to avoid getting accused of sexual harassment for looking at what few physically attractive women there are. Peripheral vision must be used to note when to walk away from women across the street to avoid sseeing a fatty or being accused of sexual assault.

In your story I imagine the most beautiful thing to see would have been the food on your plate.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

My cousin has been with a mammoth beast of a woman for the last few years. It’s part of his survival strategy as he gets destroyed by the ex he had a kid with. The ex is still hot (9.25) but has been systematically destroying him financially.

So he secured a fatty. She is a financial advisor for Ameriprise and he gets to live rent free at her house, she subsidizes his lifestyle and co-signed on his truck loan because his credit is destroyed.

I refer to her as The War Beast

When I was asked once by one of his buddies at a BBQ why I call her The War Beast, I told him it’s because:

If a guy is banging her, his D•CK IS GOING TO WAR!!!!!!!

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Fat or Skinny…. I never want to own another NIGHTMARE….Short-Term rentals of about 20 minutes is PLENTY…LOL

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[OgreParticipant 5863]

Sky-O, awesome. There is zero reason to deal with a BS.

Suck it when I want, be appealing, be presentable.

These war pigs are getting away with murder. Don’t give an inch.

Be a 1950S wife or be single forevermore. I won’t give even a little bit.

Sure, it’s a choice, but it’s HER choice. I am what I am.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I’m just not attracted to our ever expanding women of perpetual moaning. Even in 25 year olds they start to get fat in our country. At least in NY where I live now.

All of my nephews have ham beast girlfriends. Nice girls but fat. I’m sure they put out like slot machines.

These guys are 25 and blue pilled. They have good jobs, 80k, and can’t wait to get married and a mortgage.

It’s the kind of situation where they know how I feel about it put chalk it up to a bitter divorced uncle.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Regarding my cousin’s War Beast:

I also refer to her as The Blob-o-sarus Max

A couple of months ago when I was at her house where he lives, I commented that the place is always a mess and she got irritated.

I actually had to show them how to put Swiffer mop pads on one of the Swiffer mops they had. She referred to it as ‘installing’ a mop pad.

Once it was on, I filled the capsule part with water and showed them how they could clean their kitchen floor with it.

(Note: I’m serious as a heart attack on this)

She managed to clean an 8 x 4 foot section, while her breathing became noticably labored and she stopped at one point and commented ‘Whoa. . . sweating’

Then she handed him the Swiffer.

They had got it as some kind of Christmas present a year prior.

As they both looked confused about cleaning, I looked around at the evidence of all of the Door Dash and Uber Eats deliveries from the prior month and realized the situation was hopeless when she collapsed on the couch (from over exertion) and my cousin went back to playing XBox One.

That was the most exercise she had since I’ve known her.

[bladeParticipant]

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Yep. A 15 minute interlude with a cute chick costs far less. I wonder how much it would take to supply an American woman with dove bars and Cheetos.

[Max PowerParticipant 2721]

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You bastard. I can’t un-see that now. It’s in my brain.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Bob Dylan wrote:

What man would think so little of himself that he would go to work to keep one of these stay-at-homes in Cheetos and Dove bars ?

One who is under the thumb of the “family” courts.

They don’t start out fat. Most of them get fat only after he fu​cks up and signs on the dotted line. By then it is too late.

Solution: never sign on the dotted line.

: “How does your woman stay so thin?”
: “It’s simple. I refuse to marry her and can walk at any moment. And she knows it.”

[EGParticipant 1853]

Duke Togo wrote:

Come to Australia and you will see what disgusting is. Obesity is the norm for women, and most of the time you must walk around trying not to look up in case you see a land whale that will make you need to exercise some control over your automatic response to vomit. The rest of the time you must not look up to avoid getting accused of sexual harassment for looking at what few physically attractive women there are. Peripheral vision must be used to note when to walk away from women across the street to avoid sseeing a fatty or being accused of sexual assault.
In your story I imagine the most beautiful thing to see would have been the food on your plate.

They’re making it illegal for men to be out in public.

[MusclecarGolferParticipant 636]

Where’s the yogurt to go with all that cottage cheese?

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