How We Can Preserve Our Bro Zones

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

Hello again fellows and gentlemen! Let’s talk about bro spaces.

A bro space is a place where men gather to talk about stuff that women don’t want to hear. Bro spaces have always existed throughout history because they are a part of human nature. Men and women are different, so mono-gender spaces are natural.

Unfortunately, we are living in a world where female-only spaces are seen as important, whereas male-only spaces are seen as discriminatory. Welcome to the 21st century fellows and gentlemen! Female-only spaces exist so that rape victims won’t be triggered by the mere presence of male human beings. Male-only spaces are places where PUAs discuss date rape strategies. If you disagree with that then you are mansplaining. Mansplaining is bad because it’s the current year.

SJW Logic: Heterosexual men are always thinking about women … but women don’t always think about men because muh Bechdel Test.

Look around you homies. Look at history. We just keep losing more and more male spaces. War was once a man thing. Now women want to be at the front line … even when they aren’t in menstrual berserker rage. Plenty of football coaches are women now. Do I need to remind you that football is supposed to be the manliest sport ever? If women can be football coaches then the entire world of sports is lost.

I never really cared about sports but I have lost something that was once dear to me – nerd culture. Sexy female superheroes are being phased out in favor of Steven Universe fanart. Steven Universe is a show that sums up the decline of nerd culture almost single-handedly. The message of the show is *ahem* crystal clear. Nerd culture is now owned by “body-positive”, asexual beings who look female. If you want to know why I no longer label myself a nerd, look at the Steven Universe fanart on Know Your Meme. If nerd culture was Central America then Steven Universe fangirls would be conquistadors.

It is clear that we are running out of bro spaces. This site is a fine bro space, but it could be shut down by the UN within the next 20 years. If we want to preserve the bro spaces we have left, then we need to get creative. I have some ideas of my own.

Ideas For Preserving Bro Zones:

– Men could meet in the woods. I’ve noticed that most women have a schizophrenic attitude towards nature. They want to protect it, but they are usually terrified of exploring it.
– We could meet in cold places. Apparently women are so fragile that they can be triggered by a chauvinistic air conditioning system. You think he’s bad? Wait until you meet old man winter!
– We could build buildings with heavy doors. U mad bitches?
– We could get pet iguanas. I’ve read that Iguanas get p~~~ed when they smell period blood. This means that women can’t really have pet iguanas unless they are sterile. I should read about the different types of animals that hate menstruating women. That info could come in handy.

Bottom Line: When one door closes, another often opens. We could use the many weaknesses of the female body in order to creatively create man zones.

Any ideas?

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

I see a critical mistake in your post: “A bro space is a place where men gather to talk about stuff that women don’t want to hear.”

It’s the opposite, actually. Women want to hear EVERYTHING men say, they intrude upon EVERYTHING that is supposed to be men only, bro only, no women allowed-stuff, because they’re terrified that their boyfriends or husbands reignite their spark of manhood and freedom and dump their leeching bitches.

I’d word it as “A bro space is a secret place where men can gather to talk about stuff without having their harpies called girlfriends around, nagging in their ears” 😉

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[TuneoutParticipant]

Or we could meet up on our own land-the ultimate
Bro zone,no chicks allowed-unless we’re just renting ’em

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[BoarParticipant]

Uintatherium wrote:

We could get pet iguanas. I’ve read that Iguanas get p~~~ed when they smell period blood.

The perfect MGTOW pet!

Ma’am, please step away. You’re revolting my lizard….

Now we just have to train the iguanas to eat cats and small yippy purse dogs. Think how much fun walks through the neighborhoods would be!

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

Strip clubs??

Naa.

We realy should have our own places to meet up tho.

Women hate for men to be meeting up without female supervision.And will say and do almost anything including slander.

The Attempted Ban On Coffee

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

Uintatherium wrote:

Ideas For Preserving Bro Zones:

– Men could meet in the woods. I’ve noticed that most women have a schizophrenic attitude towards nature. They want to protect it, but they are usually terrified of exploring it.
– We could meet in cold places. Apparently women are so fragile that they can be triggered by a chauvinistic air conditioning system. You think he’s bad? Wait until you meet old man winter!
– We could build buildings with heavy doors. U mad bitches?
– We could get pet iguanas. I’ve read that Iguanas get p~~~ed when they smell period blood. This means that women can’t really have pet iguanas unless they are sterile. I should read about the different types of animals that hate menstruating women. That info could come in handy.

It’s easier just to tell women “Get the f~~~ out.”

: “But you can’t!”
: “I don’t care. Get the f~~~ out.”
: “But that’s sexist!”
: “I don’t care. Get the f~~~ out.”
: “You hate women!”
: “I don’t care. Get the f~~~ out.”

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

Boar wrote:

Uintatherium wrote:

We could get pet iguanas. I’ve read that Iguanas get p~~~ed when they smell period blood.

The perfect MGTOW pet!

Ma’am, please step away. You’re revolting my lizard….

Now we just have to train the iguanas to eat cats and small yippy purse dogs. Think how much fun walks through the neighborhoods would be!

I actually don’t think that cats are inherently bad. The problem with feminists is that they hoard tons of cats, keep them indoors, overfeed them and give them awful names.

I do hate purse dogs though. I’ve read that chihuahuas are shaped like fetal wolves. They explains why they are so fugly.

Chihuahuas were originally used as rat catchers. Now they are just grotesque parodies of the gray wolf. That almost feels like blasphemy.

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

[Anonymous 54]

Just have lots of spiders around.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Anonymous wrote:

Just have lots of spiders around.

Spiders scare me, so not a good idea for me 😉

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Uintatherium wrote:

Boar wrote:

Uintatherium wrote:

We could get pet iguanas. I’ve read that Iguanas get p~~~ed when they smell period blood.

The perfect MGTOW pet!

Ma’am, please step away. You’re revolting my lizard….

Now we just have to train the iguanas to eat cats and small yippy purse dogs. Think how much fun walks through the neighborhoods would be!

I actually don’t think that cats are inherently bad. The problem with feminists is that they hoard tons of cats, keep them indoors, overfeed them and give them awful names.

I do hate purse dogs though. I’ve read that chihuahuas are shaped like fetal wolves. They explains why they are so fugly.

Chihuahuas were originally used as rat catchers. Now they are just grotesque parodies of the gray wolf. That almost feels like blasphemy.

True, pursedogs are an abomination, and one of the vilest breeds in the world! I’d much mcuh MUCH rather have a Border Collie, because those motherf~~~ers are awesome!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[guiParticipant 825]

Well for those men who live alone their whole house is their Bro zone. They can do whatever they want and invite their friends for a beer and talk about anything but I get what you are saying.

Pity and contempt are siblings. You only feel pity for those you consider weak.

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

Nerevar wrote:

Old Sage wrote:

Just have lots of spiders around.

Spiders scare me, so not a good idea for me

G’day mate!

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

[Puffin StuffParticipant 25019]

Introduce a little logic and accountability in the conversation and watch the women run.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Uintatherium wrote:

Nerevar wrote:

Old Sage wrote:

Just have lots of spiders around.

Spiders scare me, so not a good idea for me

G’day mate!

Alright mate?

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Anonymous 54]

Ok no spiders. I’ll just tell the damn bitches to get out.

[Anonymous 18]

Loud fart machines will keep feminists away- they think its rape. Right.

Woods sound like a badass idea. Each menber brings an item assigned to them.

I assume manginas and feminazis discussion would go like:

Feminazi- Did you hear?
Mangina # 1- So it is true?
Unidentified female – What? It’s Herpes?
Mangina # 2- It’s The Men. They are meeting again.
Feminazi’s partner/wife/ – Over at the hills. Behind the ravine. Past the clouds. The Men meet.
Unidentified female – (inaudible – ohh thank god, the itch must just be tick bite) Ohhh so it’s bad?
Mangina # 1- They meet to undermine society, the social order, justice and equality. Law enforcement has tried to capture, torture and get information from them.
Mangina # 2- But they are like smoke. Without the fire. It’s there. It’s not there. The Men. It all started in the 2000s. Estimates say 20% of all penis-able people identify as The Men.

iLearn (now 93) enters – Sorry guys, I was ummm wondering how I can get to the *points to the hills*. I have a meeting.

Directed by- Alfred HighC~~~. Starring Norman Bates as Feminazi.

[HitmanParticipant]

I do like our chief of Security here Old Bill.

he tears things apart and analyzes things like a , a ,
really well !!!

Nerevar wrote:

It’s the opposite, actually. Women want to hear EVERYTHING men say, they intrude upon EVERYTHING that is supposed to be men only, bro only, no women allowed-stuff, because they’re terrified that their boyfriends or husbands reignite their spark of manhood and freedom and dump their leeching bitches.

yep.
spot on !

[The CaptainParticipant 133]

My idea would be something like an original gentlemen’s club adapted to the XXI century.

A place where the members are willing and eager to learn and perform themselves in every aspect of their lives, looking and motivating each other for push their limits and be better day by day.

Where you can engage in non-lowing IQ conversations or discussions, learn by yourself and from the mistakes of others.

Learn manners, where everybody wants to promote and help each other to become a better person than he was yesterday, where nobody feels that is wasting his lifetime in something he knows without the option ti discuss if he’s right with people with other point of views but same goals.

Where everything which means a step back in the personal development, will be adviced by others.

Where the goal will be to become the one you ever want to be, helping people and getting helped by people who did the path before you.

Where the good taste is rule and whoever broke it consciously will be dumped.

Where you feel proud of your friends improves and they think or try to do the same with no hard feelings or envy.

Where you feel that is a safe place because nobody is going to blame or crush you if open your heart, and at the same time you can walk through life knowing that you have that shelter whenever you want.

Where nobody thinks or learn to think that points of views are just that.

Someplace where you can feel proud of be part of it and be proud of your comrades, pals whatever you call it, and makes you stronger, gentle, smarter and a better person able to avoid the madness and irrationality of this world.

Making eventually with the help of others a real worthy person, who everything he touches become gold, bronze or at least don’t f~~~ nothing in the worst cases, just the opposite as the current trend learned in universities, colleges, watching media, some internet places and so on.

All the things they learn are for their own destruction and everything they touch become s~~~.

I call it “Midas revenge”, wanna gold? take s~~~.

If even only for that few words a club like that should exist.

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

Introduce a little logic and accountability in the conversation and watch the women run.

Nope, they’ll just scream.

I forget to mention: Golf stands for “Gentlemen Only; Ladies Forbidden”. Why are women allowed in golf clubs? Have we all forgotten what the word means?

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

I got a bar in my home. And since we all hang out in basements anyway I would go to a bro’s basement. Get that dog’s shooting pool velvet masterpiece framed and a card table. It worked for my dad and his cronies. Old school is time tested.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

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