How to talk to a woman and save your sanity

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

It occurs to me that speaking or interacting with a woman is always risky. After all she is never wrong and you can’t tell her anything. So what is a safe way to interact with a bubble-headed loon without losing your mind?
I have it.

Many years ago Dave Chappelle (one of the greatest comics of out time) did a sketch where he impersonated a rapper Lil’ Jon. The joke was that no matter the circumstance or the situation Lil’ Jon only responds with one of three words: Uh huh, Yeah, and What? It seems to me this could be adopted for everyday use. I’ve already tried it.

I went to register to vote. I was standing at the counter saying nothing and a woman asked if I needed help. The conversation went like this:

Can I help you?
What?
Do you need something?
What?
do you want to register?
yeah
I fill out the form and she comes back
are you done?
uh huh

Later at the grocery store the little girl asks me if I found everything i was looking for—you can image how that went. It was hard for me not to laugh out loud—I had a good time anyway.

If you want to see just how effective this could be go back to the post about the 13 year old s~~~-testing and replace everything the boy says with uh-huh, yeah or what…its hysterical.

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

Nice one @pete. I didn’t go back to the video but simply by playing it in my head, I cracked up.

My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

I usually turn the conversation on to them. I get her to divulge her personal information to me so I don’t have to tell her anything about myself. Then I just run out the clock.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[FermatParticipant 3478]

That skit is hilarious. I remember that from years ago. My favorite is the way he says OOOKAAYY!

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[HitmanParticipant]

I was going to say, don’t talk to them at all. .
But I like the idea Pete! !!

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

OHHHH Fermat is right is not uh huh it is “OK” Damn good call—what can I say I’m getting old and the memory is giving out!

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