How to make a pregnancy test positive

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

How to Make a Pregnancy Test Positive

This article taken off a ladies website lists 10 ways to make a pregnancy test positive. At first I laughed, but then I realized the extent to which some ladies will go to enslave a man.
Maybe this article will make us wiser as to some of the tricks they are using.

I also attached a link to amazon where you can purchase a false positive pregnancy test. The test can be ordered for 14.95. The test is called right time.

http://www.enkivillage.com/how-to-make-a-pregnancy-test-positive.html

http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pregnancy-Always-Turns-Positive/dp/B00YQDGFLK

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Where can I buy a false positive aids test kit.

You know solely for entertainment purposes.

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[RoyDalParticipant]

There was a fuss about this a year or two ago. Pregnant women were selling positive pregnancy test kits on Ebay, purely for entertainment purposes of course.

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[Anonymous 42]

How to make a pregnancy test positive

Don’t f~~~ her, let someone else

[chirParticipant]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Where can I buy a false positive aids test kit.

You know solely for entertainment purposes.

HA! That’s perfectly evil. +1 for you!

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[Anonymous 3]

That s~~~ has to be made illegal! This is not an innocent “prank” as the amazon link and the women website states, this is a weapon to ruin someones life!

And, how in the hell can it be checked for being real test or one of those s~~~ “prank” ones? If one hears hair dryer or there is some cola or period or blood when pregnancy test, then it is a “prank”, if anything from this is true? The safest method is to not have anyone around who can get pregnant…

[FearlessMGHOWParticipant 1928]

I find it amazing companies like Ebay are even allowing customers to sell this s~~~…

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[KeymasterKeymaster]

This was all over the news at Christmas over the last couple of years. Women actually sell and buy positive pregnancy tests on craigslist to lock men down for the holidays. You get her an actual gift… and what do YOU get? A $20 “oops”.

Then she drags out the drama until February 15th, and then suddenly, she’s not really pregnant after all. Just kidding!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

Remember, boys, that safe, non-invasive prenatal paternity testing exists. Insist on one.

I’m perfectly willing to extend you my love and support, and to get through this together with you—but I need a paternity test first.

Any woman who is truly scared will be desperate for support from the father, and ought to agree to this without question.

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

I wonder where you can get false proof of sterilization papers for those men who haven’t had the time to have the procedure done yet.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

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