How having TATTOOS affects your sex life, according to scientists.

[LurchParticipant 3866]

From it’s Captain Obvious files, the UK Mirror pulls out a story which we all knew was true.

How having TATTOOS affects your sex life, according to scientists

Blue-Pill Virgin: Women hate me! That's what it is.
MGTOW Man: Hate them back; it works for me.

[JVBParticipant]

Never seen the appeal. Jewelry or piercings either.

Peace is > piece.

[narwhalParticipant]

I don’t see tattoos as the cause of more sex and the other things people mentioned. It means people who are likely to have many sex partners are also likely to want to get tattoos.

Ok. Then do it.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

narwhal wrote:

I don’t see tattoos as the cause of more sex and the other things people mentioned. It means people who are likely to have many sex partners are also likely to want to get tattoos.

Exactly!

An excellent example of the difference between causation and correlation.

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[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Ranger One wrote:

narwhal wrote:

I don’t see tattoos as the cause of more sex and the other things people mentioned. It means people who are likely to have many sex partners are also likely to want to get tattoos.

Exactly!
An excellent example of the difference between causation and correlation.

True, tatoos = high chance of whore. (May contain traces of milk and nuts)…

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[Gravel PitParticipant]

The more tattoos, the more notches on her bedpost. Confirmed twice now.

She is trying to compensate for some neurotic defect. When you see a woman with tatted-sleeves on her arms, she has a loose flappy vagina guaranteed.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Its called decision making skills, and it is something most women are lacking severely.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

No wonder women drool all over “men with tattoos.” It means they’re (at least according to this article) “messed up” and need some ol’ female fixing…riiiight.

[Anonymous 3]

My idea is tha tattoos and piercings are self-mutilation. Hardly a good sign of psychological health.

As I said to my son: imagine that you would had a tattoo when you where 8? Can you imagine showing the cartoon characters you used to like to your friends today?

Sometimes people find hard to understand to concept of PERMANENT…

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Anonymous wrote:

As I said to my son: imagine that you would had a tattoo when you where 8? Can you imagine showing the cartoon characters you used to like to your friends today?

Sometimes people find hard to understand to concept of PERMANENT…

On top of the actual content of the tattoo itself, they ALL look like s~~~ as you age. They fade over time, people get wrinkly, and if you lose or gain any significant amount of weight they get f~~~ed up. I remember as a kid thinking it was hilarious seeing old pictures of my dad and uncles with bell bottoms and afros, which obviously stopped being the trendy, fashionable thing at some point.. I just imagine the next generation will have 10x the laugh looking at members of mine covered in distorted blobs of random colors…you can’t change them as easily as your pants or hair style.

[BoarParticipant]

I knew one twit in her early twenties that got a batman symbol tattooed on her wrist. She apparently loved batman. Later, I heard that, to the confusion of her husband, she declared herself a lesbian and started some f~~~ed up hormone treatment.

I see a tatt on a whimyn and the alarm volume increases another notch. Add in unnatural hair color and or 150lbs overweight and I have trouble hearing anything….

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[BoarParticipant]

Boar wrote:

They fade over time, people get wrinkly, and if you lose or gain any significant amount of weight they get f~~~ed up.

I wonder how they will explain what a tramp stamp is to their grandchildren?

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

I tell my daughters that before you even think about getting a tattoo you have to finish the following sentence: Your grandma has the coolest (blank) tattoo on her (blank). Which really makes Clu’s and Beer’s points. If the answer is battleship tattoo on her t~~~, well, you might want to think twice.

Order the good wine

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9540]

No s~~~ having a tattoo effects your sex life. I find tattoos on all people, men and women, to be a major turn off. They’re all hideous! I feel the same way about anime-colored hair, piercings, and nose rings. What’s wrong with some people?! I mean, I don’t have any tattoos, my hair is dark blond and I’m not pierced, not even my ears and I look fine.

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[MonkParticipant 16977]

If she has a tattoo is advertises that she is a whore. So she gets more sex.

If he has a tattoo it suggests that he is a criminal. Whores go mad for badboys, so he gets more sex.

[JB BooksParticipant 3182]

Agreed. Tattoo’d women largely have even more mental issues and a higher c~~~ count. They’ll look like s~~~ by the time they hit the wall (if not right away), but it ain’t my problem.

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[OgreParticipant 5863]

I have one. A custom design I made to represent the family I had when I got it. It is hidden in short sleeves. I don’t regret it at all and my number is one.

I considered full sleeves at a point when I thought I might go PUA. Now that I’d prefer solace and solitude I’ve decided that the money is better spent on almost anything else.

It does give the non-monks some visual clues to work with for P&D. Every negative can be exploited by the right man.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again, tat’s means anal is on the table.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again, tat’s means anal is on the table.

It’s definitely an indicator that she can take some discomfort. I fluctuate between never again and only in the tight hole, so I don’t discount tatted girls for a one and done.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[Anonymous 38]

narwhal wrote:

I don’t see tattoos as the cause of more sex and the other things people mentioned. It means people who are likely to have many sex partners are also likely to want to get tattoos.

Yes. Also I suspect people with mental problems are more inclined to get tats. My theory is that people who hate/do not like themselves want to graffiti and puncture their body.

If you see yourself as perfect, why change it?

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