how f~~~ed up will vaginas look in the future

[Anonymous 42]

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

MG-ɹǝʍoʇ wrote:

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

Forget banging these foul monstrosities. Your dick will literally fall into them.

You’re right D-Y-D, it’s like putting a weed-wacker piston in a Cummins Diesel!

If you ever hear a woman say “I love big c~~~s, I want a guy with a big c~~~” its because they have a cave vagina. Simple as that.

More myths, they;re holes are all different sizes from small to XXXLARGE, My buddy hung like a horse has been refused a mining permit for having to big a drill.

They try to shame men on size only because it’s the fat wrinkly deep feminist c~~~s doing all the shamming.

Some of their cheesy folds could hide a 70lbs of salami!

[FermatParticipant 3478]

Overcooked lasagna.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[Anonymous 54]

Like throwing a salami down a hallway!

[Anonymous 54]

So this guy is f~~~ing this chic. Shes so loose he falls in!
Hes wandering around trying to find his way back out.
He runs into this other dude in there! He says im lost too!
Help me find my car and we can drive back out!

[Anonymous 54]

She says, I didnt expect you to show up with such a small organ.
He says
I didnt know I was going to be playing in such a large Cathedral!

[TwistParticipant]

she says: go ahead, put one finger in.

Now put two.

Try your whole hand.

And the second one.

Now try to clap.

Can’t. Pretty tight, huh?

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

They all want a big c~~~ till you throw it in their ass.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

What’s the difference between a single mom and a bowling ball?

1. You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball
2. You can eat a bowling ball

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Anonymous 22]

Chaff/Flare wrote:

What’s the difference between a single mom and a bowling ball?

1. You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball
2. You can eat a bowling ball

LMAO!

[TaoTheMgtowWandererParticipant 263]

blown out, loose beef and cheddar in a catcher’s mitt pretty much. Especially when she has had: 500 miles of mister right rammed through her c~~~ 6-8 inches at a time

My peace of mind is worth more then your vagina...cunt.

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

what does the future hold? Here is an artist’s interpretation.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[Anonymous 24]

Ah, finally, a thread about pussy. I get dicks in my face all day in movies, nary a vagina, and rarely even a mention of it’s existence. Vagina jokes? Almost never. Dick jokes? All day all night.

My horror story? Here it is-

I have been with a girl who had her s~~~ busted open by some freak of nature and she never bothered to get it fixed. Busted the perineum like in childbirth, even her gynecologist asked her why she did not come in so that he could do something about it. Needless to say she had/has a massive vagina, and this was 20 years ago lol so I can only imagine what it is like now… OH LORD! And I would agree with previous posts, any size queen is sure to have a oversized vagina. Nobody ever talks about any of this s~~~ in movies… Ever. Clearly they have in this arena, as in nearly all others, put the onus/shaming on the Males of society. I do not feel that this happened naturally, it is left wing media that has pushed this unbalanced focus/conversation along for decades now.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Faith+1Participant 866]

Great thread. I never understood the appeal of going down on a chick, I tried it for my first and only time about 3 years ago. I always invisioned that it would smell and taste wondeful from what my mates told me but f~~~ I was wrong.

I don’t think ball sweat has anything on it plus the taste of it reminded me of gone off haddock mixed with garlic. I must of brushed my teeth 4 times that night and went through half a bottle of listerene. And for anyone thinking of trying it, Please Don’t!

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Faith+1 wrote:

I don’t think ball sweat has anything on it plus the taste of it reminded me of gone off haddock mixed with garlic. I must of brushed my teeth 4 times that night and went through half a bottle of listerene

Hahahahahahahahaahhaahahhahaa.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

You ever seen a pussy that just sits there wide open or semi wide open? Thats the sign of internal destruction. A pussy shouldn’t be gaping or blinking at you.

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

Like squeezed out lemons.

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[TwistParticipant]

Faith+1 wrote:

gone off haddock

I am going to have nightmares…

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

http://images.slideplayer.com/23/6836213/slides/slide_59.jpg

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

Chaff/Flare wrote:

http://images.slideplayer.com/23/6836213/slides/slide_59.jpg

You welcome.
Apply img before sleep

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