Hoe the garden (story time)

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

This is a story about my relations~~~ with a Catholic nun when I was in 3rd or 4th grade.

First day of class she insisted that we all write with our right hand (I was left handed). She explained that being left handed was the sign of the devil, etc. It went down hill between us, each day thereafter.

I received punishments that would correct my behavior. One day she decided that I would hoe the weeds in their 100 year old garden during the lunch hour.

She escorted me to the garden, handed me a hoe and left.

I looked at all the colors and wondered what a weed was. Whenever my dad had handed me a hoe or a shovel it meant to start at one end of the “vegetable” garden and till up the earth until you reached the other end.

So,I decided to do the best job ever to finally please sister Maria. I started chopping as hard as I could. Leaves and petals whirled about as I set into a constant rythum of hacking.

Time past until suddenly I heard a scream from hell. I turned to see a flying nun with flaming red eyes bearing down on me.

My father was called and when he arrived he took a seat beside me. He asked me why I chopped their flowers down? With little tears streaming down my face I said, “I don’t know what a weed is.”

I can still hear the soft, deep chuckle that came from my father. Come on he said, let’s go and I’ll help you fix it.

Since that day I have been able to see woman for what they are.

Peace brothers

[Duke TogoParticipant 2664]

Nice. Your Dad had your back. Respect to the man.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Great story. Great dad!

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[RhinoParticipant 3477]

Great story even to this day as an older man when I do some gardening I have a hard time to tell what the hell is a weed and a flower when they are not bloomed as some look alike. It takes years of knowledge to figure out what is what. Only a woman would think that a child could tell the difference between the two without even showing him what a weed looks like. Thanks for sharing.

[AttonParticipant]

Quite the trick you pulled for your age back then.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

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