History's Top ten Blue Pill idiots

[SwimcatParticipant 3589]

10. Tiger Woods, I like Tiger and his epic comeback was one for the ages, but lets look back and what got him there. His 121 f~~~ed skanks cost him millions, including money paid to vulture of a lawyer, that God Damn Gloria Allred. Bad enough that he got married in the first place, but then his former babysitter wife cleans him for 100 million. So what does he do now? Got a new skank. Some guys never learn.

9. Charles Stewart Parnell. Leader of the Irish party in the UK parliament in the 1880’s. Nearly brokered a deal to get Home Rule for Ireland, until he was named party in a divorce scandal with a married women, Kitty O Shea. His was driven from office. The push for Home Rule fell apart and he soon died. Ireland would remain part of the British Empire for another 40 years and only achieved independence after a bloody revolution and civil war.

8. King Edward II, queerier than a three dollar bill. Quite accurately portrayed in the movie Braveheart. Loses Scotland to King Robert the Bruce at Bannockburn. Loses his throne to coup led by his wife. Loses his life when they shoved hot irons up his ass.

7. Wilbur Mills. Speaker of the House of Representatives in the 70’s. Drunk out on a date with stripper Fanny Fox. Gets stopped by the police and Fanny runs off and jumps in the Washington Tidal basin. The cops take him in a and charge him with DWI. The end of a powerhouse political career.

6. Prince Charles of England. Pressured into getting married to a much younger women who was cute but he couldn’t have cared less about her. Instead he’s still love with married horse faced Cammilla Parker Jones. Diana cheats on him with everybody in town and then cleans him out in a divorce.

5. Harvey Weinstien, Top dog in Hollywood but can’t keep his grubby paws and stubby dick out of casting couch jockeys. Wife cleans him in divorce. Could end up in jail. Lawyers and skanks will get whatever is left. He’ll die broke.

4. Elliot Spitzer. Governor of New York, could have been President. Blows it all by paying a hooker out of his expense account.

3. President Bill Clinton, marries that Horrible Harpy out of Hell, Hillary. Gets himself impeached by dicking every skank with a pulse and lying about it. Still hasn’t gotten rid of that miserable bitch.

2. Paris of Troy, steals a Kings wife and starts a war that destroys his country and all of it’s people. When it’s all over Helen heads home with the winners.

1. King Edward VIII. Gives up the throne of the British Empire. THE THRONE OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE for a snake faced skank that’s f~~~ing the German Ambassador and anybody else who asked. Nearly got himself put up in front of a firing squad. Banished from his country and dies in disgrace. What a loser.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Barry Lyndon was a Blue Pill CUCK for sure.

1. Married a single mom
2. Then he let the lil squirt shoot him in the leg during a duel.

Still a really good movie though. You have to love Barry.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22520]

We can do a better History’s Top Ten List of Blue Pill Idiots.

Somewhere in the list would be both Julius Caesar and Mark Antony, whom both allowed the short-sighted slut Cleopatra to seduce them (at different times, we hope), where they took her bad advice and each of them lost their chance as being Emperor/Ruler of Rome.

[TicParticipant 4329]

Good thread!

Jeff bezos. Multi billionaire. Cheats on his plain jane wife with a post wall slut. Loses half his fortune. Ouch

Prince Harry. Has the world in the palm of his hands. Throws it all away for a divorced hollywood whore. Pathetic

Tic. Catches his woman eating out another slut lesbian, forgives her and lets her borrow money. She continues to enjoy rug munching. What an asshole

God bless peace and freedom.

[QuellParticipant 2538]

Brad Pitt – Leaves very attractive normal wife, Jennifer Anniston, for psycho zombie Angelina Jolie. Puts up with her BS, has to adopt 6 kids from Africa, ultimately disgraced/divorced and charged with child abuse from Joliet.

George Clooney – Charming, leading man marries in 1989 and divorced 4 years later in 1993. Swears will never get married ever again in his life! Celebrated as perennial bachelor by the media. Breaks his promise to himself and marries Lebanese actress Amal Alamuddin, (17 years his junior). Wife has kids in 2017, twins. Reported May 2019 that George and Amal are in a troubled marriage and most likely headed for divorce, with a big custody battle ensuing.

Are George and Amal Clooney headed for divorce after four years of marriage?

[SwimcatParticipant 3589]

How about Johnny Carson.

In 1948, Carson married Jody Wolcott.[3] The marriage was volatile, with infidelities committed by both parties, and ended in divorce in 1963.[62]

Carson married Joanne Copeland the same year, on August 17. After a second protracted divorce in 1972, Copeland received a settlement of $6,000 per month in alimony until she remarried or until Carson’s death (she received it until his death in 2005). She also received “a pretty nice little art collection.”[3][63] She later had a second marriage that also ended in divorce, and died in California, aged 83, in 2015. She had no children.[64]

At the Carson Tonight Show’s 10th-anniversary party on September 30, 1972, Carson announced that former model Joanna Holland and he had been secretly married that afternoon,[3] shocking his friends and associates. On March 8, 1983, Holland filed for divorce. The divorce case finally ended in 1985 with an 80-page settlement, Holland receiving $20 million in cash and property. In 1987 Carson married Alexis Maas. The marriage lasted until his death in 2005.

Carson reportedly joked, “My giving advice on marriage is like the captain of the Titanic giving lessons on navigation.”[65

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Swimcat wrote:

2. Paris of Troy, steals a Kings wife and starts a war that destroys his country and all of it’s people. When it’s all over Helen heads home with the winners.

Actual Real World Paris of Troy was a hard ass Hittite. And Helen didn’t exist.

That being said, fictional Helen should be a lesson for feminists. She went back to be a queen of Sparta while the Trojan women got to watch their children slaughtered before being enslaved. She’s a metaphor for how sexually liberated feminism ultimately betrays women. But that is not our problem.

[Buller100Participant 2189]

John Cleese is up there married 4 times and Jim Davidson

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