Hilarious Craigslist posting…

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Copied and pasted from craigslist. Sorry gents, no pics attached, or it’d be even more hilarious.

I’m looking for an active duty military guy who has no pressing responsibilities for the purpose of marriage. Why? I need to complete my education as affordably as possible because it will be out-of-pocket. I want to obtain my bachelor and master degrees. You’ll continue to have your personal freedom and everything else and you’ll be helping this single mom provide a better life for herself and her child. Only serious replies please. And the older you are the better.

I wouldn’t want to marry someone I actually liked because marriage is too risky these days…why the hell would I want to marry a single mom obviously just looking to leach help for college while at the same time “older you are the better” = the sooner you start pulling a pension the sooner I can end the fake marriage and get a piece of it for life.

The most hilarious part is its listed under the platonic section…you’d think she’d at least be offering endless blowjobs or housework or something in return…but she offers literally nothing other than letting you keep your freedom and helping out a single mom lol. How about I keep my freedom by staying the f~~~ away from your sorry ass, and I don’t desire to help single moms at all, let alone to even help them to the extent the government is currently forcing me to.

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

Beer wrote:

Copied and pasted from craigslist. Sorry gents, no pics attached, or it’d be even more hilarious.

I’m looking for an active duty military guy who has no pressing responsibilities for the purpose of marriage. Why? I need to complete my education as affordably as possible because it will be out-of-pocket. I want to obtain my bachelor and master degrees. You’ll continue to have your personal freedom and everything else and you’ll be helping this single mom provide a better life for herself and her child. Only serious replies please. And the older you are the better.

I wouldn’t want to marry someone I actually liked because marriage is too risky these days…why the hell would I want to marry a single mom obviously just looking to leach help for college while at the same time “older you are the better” = the sooner you start pulling a pension the sooner I can end the fake marriage and get a piece of it for life.

The most hilarious part is its listed under the platonic section…you’d think she’d at least be offering endless blowjobs or housework or something in return…but she offers literally nothing other than letting you keep your freedom and helping out a single mom lol. How about I keep my freedom by staying the f~~~ away from your sorry ass, and I don’t desire to help single moms at all, let alone to even help them to the extent the government is currently forcing me to.

OMFG

[UntamedParticipant]

Shoulda put it in the Cool S~~~ And Fun Stuff section, really. That is indeed hilarious! Thanks for a good laugh, Beer!

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
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[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

She should try stripping to pay her education. It’s common here in toronto for students to strip to pay for their education and living expenses.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Crazy Canuck wrote:

She should try stripping to pay her education. It’s common here in toronto for students to strip to pay for their education and living expenses.

Yeah…but there was no pic attached. She’s got to be a hideous beast of some sort…if she was attractive at all there would be pics attached trying to improve her odds of luring someone in.

[HitmanParticipant]

It just shows how blatantly they feel like they deserve a free ride. F~~~ that!

[EinherjarParticipant 608]

Beer wrote:

she offers literally nothing other than letting you keep your freedom and helping out a single mom lol

Hahaha, this must be the worst tradeoff I have heard of in a very long time! So, in return for money and domestic duties (helping to raise her child no doubt) she offers actually nothing in return. Her demand even contradict itself:

(…) “keep your freedom”
Which the man already has
Followed by:
(…) “helping this single mom”
Which takes away the above mentioned freedom

This is so ridiculous that it almost could have passed as a (bad) joke. Unfortunately, my better judgment tells me she is not joking. If a man is not willing to enter in a relationship with her, then “tempt” him with the act of charity. And of course she would never have done something like that in return…this is for her enjoyment only!

The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal - Aristotle (384 - 322 BC)

[BigDParticipant 3024]

You have to be kidding me? There is no way this is a thing. This is low, even for…..oh wait. I believe it. This is what a citizen of Hell looks like, folks.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Should anyone have the free time and f~~~s to give, the best way to f~~~ with this woman is sending her a five word reply:

“What’s in it for me?”

When she inevitably responds with how it will benefit her, reply again with:

“But what’s in it for ME?”

Repeat this cycle as she gets more and more enraged at the idea that she might have to earn something in life instead of having it handed to her. It’s hilarious.

[Anonymous 42]

Single mom looking for neck to slit open for much needed blood! Serious inquiries only! Please, no one under 5 liters!

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

She should find an illegal immigrant to marry her for the paperwork

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[TaxGuyParticipant]

I have to assume from this ad that the spouse of an active military person gets some sort of break on college tuition. Which means that the cost that she is avoiding is paid by our military, which is paid by us. Since almost all of the military is male, then this is predominately something that benefits females for which taxpayers are picking up the tab.

So, you want a man who had spent his entire adult life risking his own to keep our country safe and preserve what little of our society remains, to marry you under false pretense so that you can screw the taxpayers of this country out of some free money? You expect a man who puts country over life to allow you to get a free ride off of that country?

I would hope that anyone with a military career would be repulsed by a human being that is asking this of them. If anyone should know what it’s like to pull their own weight it’s a military man….

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[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

This crap in unbelivable.

So, they´re strong, independent women, except when they need a man to pay there expenses…

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

My god…she’s so straightforward with her bulls~~~. Reading through the synopsis was cringeworthy.

[the roadParticipant 3125]

Where is the link? We should troll her and post our results.

#MANOUT

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10910]

She is hoping that some poor sap will believe that it will lead to sex and the finding of a unicorn. Women have been relying on the old bait and switch for a long time.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[WallyParticipant]

Is this another Onion Parody? Because this bulls~~~ is hard to believe.

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[Anonymous 11]

Fleshlight fantasy c~~~ of the day!

More like the dumber you are the better.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I was thinking of setting up a matchmaking service for thirsty lazy bitches and illegal immigrants who need naturalization. no kidding. so many candidates – you just have to set it up. I’ve seen it done – very easy money

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[FrankyParticipant 2338]

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