Hello From The Sidelines Of The Matrix

[Yojimbo RockfordParticipant 348]

I do not intend for my introductory post to be a rant; merely some observations I have noticed about the matrix we live in from the perch where I sit. However, I am a jaded and cynical bastard, so I apologize in advance if it turns into one. I also thank you in advance for your patience if you read this whole thing.

Some background. I am 45, single, never married, no kids. While I of course have had my “heart broken” like everyone else, I generally came by my knowledge and lifestyle by learning from other people’s mistakes. I vowed to myself that I would NOT be that dead-eyed debt slave, that bumbled through life like a domesticated animal waiting for the slaughtering pen. I don’t hate women, or think they are “evil”. In fact, I love women a great deal …in their proper context. (They are the salt and pepper of the meal, maybe the beer if they are better than other women, but they are NEVER the steak.) I just don’t make them the center of my world or take any of their s~~~. In a society that values the narcissistic supremacy of women, and fosters this bratty entitlement their whole lives, it has resulted in a lot angry women saying, “That’s why you’re 30 (35, 40, 45) and still single” as they walk out the door while i crack open another beer in celebration of the impending peace and silence that always follows their frustrated departure.

It is learning from these people’s mistakes that has kept me safe, yet has also made me jaded and somewhat isolated from most people. It is one of these other people’s mistakes and my enjoyment of highlighting it that has brought me here. I don’t have any particular “red pill” story, but I do love to read (and now write) about these cautionary tales. So here is one from this poor shlub and his Blue-Pilled tale of inevitable destruction.

I am a private ransom negotiator for those who find themselves kidnapped by the State. This morning I received a call from a man who was inquiring about getting a girl out of jail for a possession of controlled substance charge, and a theft warrant from another county. The warrant from the other county was a year old bond forfeiture warrant on a theft charge. So she stole some s~~~ and jump bail….in layman’s terms. When I saw this, I told the guy that I would not be able to help him because she is too high-risk. He offered to pay a higher premium. I told him that I couldn’t do the bond. He asked the same questions 10 different ways, and I kept giving him the same answer. Can’t. She’s too risky. I gave him a number to one of my most shadiest competitors and told him to call them. He still couldn’t accept the fact that I wasn’t going to touch this bitch. Of course, I asked the question I always ask guys like this. “How long have you known this girl?”

Let’s just say, this is where it gets interesting. No matter how many times I deal with these guys, they always say the same things, and it never ceases to amaze me. “How long have you known this girl”?
He says,”Oh…for a while”. That is code for “Not long”. “And ‘for a while’ is how long exactly in relation to time measurement?” (When I have made up my mind that I am not going to do business with someone, I can be somewhat smart-alecy and trollish.) “I have known her for about 6 months”.
Let’s pause right here gentlemen, so we can step back and look at this marvel of manipulation. She is a white 29 year old HB6 (clean up to 7-8 maybe) bail jumping thief who got caught with a small amount of hard drugs. When she is arraigned, the magistrate will most likely set her bond at $5000 which relates to a $650 bond premium on a normal bond. Plus the $1000 cash bond that the guy will have to pay on the out of county bail jumping warrant. PLLUUUSSS she has a shop-lifting warrant for 600 bucks out of another city. So she has managed to blow job this guy into spending over two thousand dollars, to rescue her from her own f~~~ed up mistakes. Resume story…

After I got myself under control from my uproarious laughter, I said, “Are you f~~~ing kidding me? Duuuude. What are you DOING!? Run! Run far, far away!” He laughed self-deprecatingly and said the same thing they always say, “I know. I probably should just let her stay in there. But I really need to get her out”. “Well, I’m sorry, but I can’t do her bond.” He sounded like he was having a mental conundrum in his head as he tried to beg me without sounding like a begging supplicating little bitch, “Please, man. Isn’t there any way you can help me?”

“I AM helping you. But I am not going to help HER. I have seen this so many times I could write a book (or a blog post ;). It turns out the same way damn near every time. I’m going to help you by not doing her bond. I am going to help you by telling you that she will screw you over. Walk. Get off the phone, and walk. NOW.” He said, “Yeah, that’s what my parents were telling me. I know there’s a really good chance she will screw me over, but I can’t leave her in there.”

Pause once again, for the cause.
So here he is, so Blue-Pilled conditioned, that he is going to ignore advice from his people who love him and people with professional experience with his problem, waste thousands of dollars, for what? The chance that she will let him play with her boobies some times. The thirst, and the conditioning of men today in their choices and actions to quench that thirst, is creating what I think is some kind of Praying Mantis Syndrome. This almost Pavlovian desire to sacrifice one’s life in an effort of feigned procreation, also illustrates, I think, a rather underappreciated aspect of the age old axiom “Don’t stick your dick in crazy”.

That rule is in place for obvious reasons such as false rape charges, sperm jacking, assault and jail drama, etc. But one thing that I don’t see touched on very much is how the crazy gets to a guy through the power of how porntastic these psycho bitches are in bed. They have the ability to appeal to the man’s most primal f~~~ lizard, and he will pay top-dollar for sub-par pussy; he will endure great amounts of drama, inconvenience, heart ache, ball-busting from friends and family; he will do all of this and more, all for that special moment when she walks out of holding and into the arms of her prince charming, looking up at him with doe-eyed, remorseful, gratitude and says, “I am so hungry. Can we go get something to eat?” Why? Why do men put themselves through this? Because that is how good CrazyC~~~ f~~~s. Anyone who has banged a Cluster B or BPD will testify that, yes, your honor, she does f~~~ like a porn goddess. If there is ANYTHING you can take away from this story, know that THAT is the real danger of sticking your dick in crazy. Schizo-t~~~ has an insidious way of appealing to all of a guy’s masturbatory fantasies and he becomes like the mantis. Impulsively humping and humping, while she chews on his head. Resume story.

As the guy tried continuing to beg/not beg me to bail out his Money Pit, I finally had to get firm. “Look man. I’m not getting her out. Shop around if you have to, but I am not doing it. You nice guys get suckered by these chicks into signing a contract you don’t fully understand or even think about for a girl you barely know. You can do that crazy s~~~ if you want, but I’m not putting my money on the line for it. Good luck, buddy….you’re gonna need it.” He hung up.

Well gentlemen, if you have read this whole thing, I appreciate your patience. I hope you weren’t bored and was able to gain some insight from my story. While I have lurked here and there for a while, I have never posted anything. I know most introductions are of the “Origin Story” variety, and of course I have my own One Who Force Fed Me Red Pills, but it really isn’t all that special.

From my balcony seat watching the Matrix go by, I can wax profound on numerous sociological topics that might interest the average MGTOW such as: the Single Moms Raise Criminals Phenomenon, the Wife Beater Myth, or the Post Wall Fat Nurse/Low Level Hoodrat Reclamation Projects.
I have enjoyed reading through other people’s stories, and some have been interesting to see the evolution from Rage to Acceptance. While I don’t have a whole lot of the Rage anymore, I am beginning to see a lot of humor in the almost surreal world I walk through. I hope y’all can also. Thank you for reading.

TL;DR version: Don’t bail chicks out of jail.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Welcome to the brotherhood—you tried to help that guy but sometimes you just can’t fix stupid.

[BlacqueJacqueShellacqueParticipant 6890]

Excellent introduction! Welcome Yojimbo R. Your life sounds very interesting. Thank you for a look into a world I do not know. Crazy.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Welcome home brother!

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[JimBoLeaParticipant 1891]

WELCOME TO THE FOLD BROTHER, YOUR A GOOD WRITER KINDA REMINDS ME OF MICKY SPILLANE MIKE HAMMERISH IN’S AND OUT. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, WELL I KNOW IT AINT THAT MUCH WORK PUNCHING KEYS. GOOD JOB.

LILITH IS THE HEAD SUCCUBUS AND SHE LIVES ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

I found it to be a fun read.
Welcome

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Anonymous 43]

wow, I never thought about men bailing women out of jail…house, college debt credit cards…but bail. omg

special kind of stupid there.

drug possession and shoplifting in two different places…how f~~~ed up is that… and some dumb dope wants to save that?
why!?

[Anonymous 42]

Welcome Rockford! You’re marriage immune, no rugrats, no problems! We’re in the same boat, the one that floats!

[BlacqueJacqueShellacqueParticipant 6890]

Anonymous wrote:

We’re in the same boat, the one that floats!

Haaaaaaa! Nice one Tower.

[Anonymous 0]

Welcome home, Yojimbo
Beer’s in the fridge
Look forward to hearing from you

[JVBParticipant]

Didn’t sound like a rant at all. You sound switched on. Welcome brother !!

Peace is > piece.

[BoarParticipant]

Yojimbo Rockford wrote:

that might interest the average MGTOW such as: the Single Moms Raise Criminals Phenomenon, the Wife Beater Myth, or the Post Wall Fat Nurse/Low Level Hoodrat Reclamation Projects.

Welcome! I am glad you found us. I think each one of those would make an awesome thread.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[HitmanParticipant]

welcome man,
great story.
you got this concept down nicely!
glad you found us here!

[bladeParticipant]

Welcome to the brother hood . No chains your lucky .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[AttonParticipant]

Good to see less disaster stories.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Yojimbo RockfordParticipant 348]

Anonymous wrote:

wow, I never thought about men bailing women out of jail…house, college debt credit cards…but bail. omg

special kind of stupid there.

drug possession and shoplifting in two different places…how f~~~ed up is that… and some dumb dope wants to save that?
why!?

“Oneitis is a helluva drug”—Rick James

[xenonParticipant 2007]

Welcome. Nice story and good writing. Crazy is as crazy does.

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

Welcome, bro.

My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[Anonymous 12]

Made my morning.
Unplugging adults is risky and not guaranteed to succeed. Thank you for trying.
And thank you for not accepting this Job.
Welcome.

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

Welcome Yojimbo. Thanks for the refreshing mid-afternoon read. Glad to have you Brother!

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

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