He ruined my looks.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

I was listening to a friend’s wife complain about her figure and how she blamed her husband. She had the baby rabies bad, and after a long campaign of nagging, got her wish and became pregnant. Some woman carry the baby in front of the hips and bounce back pretty fast. Other woman carry the baby in their hips and will be permanently wider for it. So she was a in the hip girl and her hips got spread wide. Her narrative changed from “I must have a baby to be happy” to “He got me pregnant and ruined my looks”.
You can’t win.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

It’s the fat that makes your ass look big, not the pregnancy.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[joetechParticipant]

I dated a woman once who complained that she’d gained ten pounds since she started dating me. All because I would take her to nice restaurants. I quit taking her out to dinner, shortly after that we quit dating.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

Rationalization hamster is an ever-present threat, always lurking beneath the surface to spin blame on man.

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

joetech wrote:

I dated a woman once who complained that she’d gained ten pounds since she started dating me. All because I would take her to nice restaurants. I quit taking her out to dinner, shortly after that we quit dating.

That sounds like a good hobby. Take skinny woman to the buffet twice a week to watch them plump up.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Anonymous 7]

You ruined my figure.
Make me a sammich after you change the baby. And for Gwads sake wash your hands after changing the baby.

[GregB0Participant]

FrostByte wrote:

He got me pregnant

He just provided the sperm, what she did with it after it was deposited was her decision.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[KevinStylesParticipant 2580]

Typical not accepting responsibility for their own actions mentality.

[Mr. SmithParticipant 686]

Pregnancy does no ruin your figure, getting lazy does and pregnancy as well as being a mother gives you a lot of excused to sit on your arse.

If it would be genetic or inevitable, how can it be Eastern European women get back to their shape before pregnancy quite often, if not all?

And this one annoys the hell out of women:

Sometimes I just print it out and put it up somewhere many women cross. It’s hilarious.

"I need men, real men, men with balls, certainly not sissies. I would never ask them to take an enemy position, but I insist that they follow me to that position. If you are one of those men, raise your hand." Napoleon Bonaparte

[Anonymous 42]

Hey chunky trunk, drink another soda and have another bag of potato chips! You’ll loose weight, I promise!

[BigvernParticipant 1983]

FrostByte wrote:

joetech wrote:
I dated a woman once who complained that she’d gained ten pounds since she started dating me. All because I would take her to nice restaurants. I quit taking her out to dinner, shortly after that we quit dating.
That sounds like a good hobby. Take skinny woman to the buffet twice a week to watch them plump up.

Ha Ha, had me dyin there Frosty/joetech……

"What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

Another fat whiny American bitch complaining about her ever expanding fat ass. Yeah blame your husband, blame Chad, blame the mailman – but don’t blame yourself sweetheart and the 4000 calorie lunch you eat every day.

At the rate these blimps are bulking up – I predict a major sinkhole outbreak across all 50 states. Along with many more eclipses as their mastodon size masses blot out the celestial bodies as they roam the streets in search of their next meal.

Unfortunately these beasts have gotten so enormous – none of those sinkholes will likely be wide or deep enough to swallow their obese girth.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22516]

Proves multiple things.

1. You can never make them happy.

2. You can’t make them happy by giving them what they say they want.

3. Women blame everything and anything external from themselves for anything bad that happens to them.

4. You are playing a losing game with women. Because AWALT. They may have different triggers, and different tolerances, and various spoil-by dates, but AWALT.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[xlrsnbrgParticipant 1786]

I highly doubt that pregnancy can change the shape of the skeleton.

The bitch just has a fat ass.

A man shouldn't make his life's objective to be on the side of the majority, but to avoid finding himself in the ranks of the insane. (Marcus Aurelius)

[BuckFitchesParticipant 993]

Yeah like any guy WANTS their chick to get fat… WHERE’S THE LOGIC???

"Fish can’t climb trees and women can’t be trusted." -Buck Fitches

[HermitParticipant 1121]

Yeah, my now ex-wife made the same complaint about me (no kid involved though, I just took her out to eat too often). I said don’t worry, we’ll just roll you in some flour and I’ll f~~~ the wet spot. She didn’t find that the least bit funny. Wonder why? I thought it was hilarious.

I don't hate women. I just feel better when they're not around.

[xanthineParticipant 4903]

Typical. Everything is always somehow a man’s fault. Even when they do it to themselves.

Lads…don’t get married!

[SolidParticipant 7520]

FrostByte wrote:

“I must have a baby to be happy” to “He got me pregnant and ruined my looks”.

Brother @gargamel sent a video here in another thread, about women being forever miserable.

Worth every second. They will always complain, specially when you do exactly as they want.

About the c~~~ getting fat, to slim down, if she stop eating like a horse, she will get there.

[Just a ManParticipant 934]

I ruined your looks? Take a look at your pussy, sweetheart.

Philosophy, the female repellent

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

The answer, is no.

[Author]

Posts