Having the last word

[TaxGuyParticipant]

A question for you guys. Do you ever notice that a woman always has to have the last word? My ex loves to text, and no matter what the subject, she has to send the last text. ALWAYS has to have the last word. It doesn’t matter how stupid the topic is, and no matter what I say, she will text back with a an LOL or anything so that she has the last word.

At this point I find it amusing, but I was just texting with her and I knew that no matter what I said she would respond with something just so she could get in the last word.

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[KeymasterKeymaster]

Hell yes. And even when you GIVE her the last word, she wants to say it AGAIN.

Here’s Sean Connery “on the last word”:

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Want to drive a woman insane with rage? Take “the last word” away from her.

“If you were right I would agree with you.”

“Why are you still talking?”

“Why are you still talking?”

“Why are you still talking?”

…. ad nauseam until she shuts the f~~~ up.

I’ve refused to give a woman the last word before, just to see how long it takes for her to snap. It’s remarkable. I think the longest was 2 hours. She actually cried. She would say ANYTHING to get the last word. If you really want to have some fun with her don’t let her have it.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RennieParticipant]

Damn, you’re smooth, Sean Connery.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

TaxGuy wrote:

My ex loves to text, and no matter what the subject, she has to send the last text. ALWAYS has to have the last word. It doesn’t matter how stupid the topic is, and no matter what I say, she will text back with a an LOL or anything so that she has the last word.

So introduce her to one of those chatterbots like eliza or jabberwacky. See how many exchanges she can go with racter before she gives up. For Science! And remember there’s nothing inherently immoral about using your ex as a lab rat.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

And the last word is always LOL or some non word. Just so they get it in. Rather than denying their last word, just f~~~ing ignore them all. Always seems to make my day.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[Anonymous 42]

Women aren’t necessarily getting in “the last word”, they’re like chickens, most the time it’s just their endless clucking we men mistake for being “the last word”, most the time we just want to get the f~~~ outta there because we have something better to do!

You guys ever hear a hen house? Sunrise to sunset nonstop clucking, just like women…

[HitmanParticipant]

Yep..they love that last word!
On topic, I like to end the texting with sending a smiley face. Again and again. .Once in a while for fun I’ll keep sending them until there’s no reply. .
How can you get mad at a smiley face?
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Hitman wrote:

How can you get mad at a smiley face?

If I had a vagina, I’m sure I could figure out a way…….

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