Have You Ever Tried It That Way

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

Have you ever tried it that way for no pay, a testicle tickle play, ease in without lube, ejaculation delay

Say, did you ever lay that way, knees splayed, a crevice display filled up with man spray

Hey Mr Kray, have you tried it that way, tied and dressed like Doris Day. Stockings and suspender, a real east-ender bender

May I say, that skin flay between the legs that sway Ray, to my dismay, turns me gay!

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

Colin old chapped calloused power bottom

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

Aposematic wrote:

Colin old chapped calloused power bottom

Combover caught craving coiled crab crusted c~~~.

[Branched offParticipant 11022]

Why?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

Branched off wrote:

Why?

I wasn’t breastfed.
Check out my latest poem, NDE.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I like it. It helped me laugh today. AWESOME day today, venturing on perfect.

Then I went outside for some errands and found that an inordinate amount of pee-pee hearted bitchboys are out today resenting everything and acting dickish.

One of them bitched about how I chaired the meeting (when I was not even the chair, there wasnt one so I volunteered).

Then some other bitchboy put a note on my motorcycle saying the establishment will tow it. LOL. I have never seen a motorcycle towed, ever. Prolly cause you will be beat to death for touching a man’s motorcycle.

If ever someone put a boot on my motorcycle, I would call and pretend that Im going to pay them. When they show up, I will literally beat them to death, I dont care.

F~~~ the world today.

So Colin wrote a risque poem. Love it. I love that is p~~~es people off who can’t take a joke or appreciate different perspectives and art… f~~~ them too.

[Branched offParticipant 11022]

Not being breast fed makes you want to try it up the arse?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I like it. It helped me laugh today. AWESOME day today, venturing on perfect.
Then I went outside for some errands and found that an inordinate amount of pee-pee hearted bitchboys are out today resenting everything and acting dickish.
One of them bitched about how I chaired the meeting (when I was not even the chair, there wasnt one so I volunteered).
Then some other bitchboy put a note on my motorcycle saying the establishment will tow it. LOL. I have never seen a motorcycle towed, ever. Prolly cause you will be beat to death for touching a man’s motorcycle.
If ever someone put a boot on my motorcycle, I would call and pretend that Im going to pay them. When they show up, I will literally beat them to death, I dont care.
F~~~ the world today.
So Colin wrote a risque poem. Love it. I love that is p~~~es people off who can’t take a joke or appreciate different perspectives and art… f~~~ them too.

Go Marine Corp on their motherf~~~ing ass.
Yes, there is more soy boys then there is men nowadays. Had some jellyfish call the police on me because I grabbed him around his scrawny neck and threw him on the floor(after he already grabbed my arm and blocked my way). A typical left-wing student in these here parts. They haven’t a scooby. Out of their depth. Being going medieval on their ass.
Must be depressing going to these AA meetings? Are they compulsory?
Listening to Cypress Hill desiring to devastate some specimen.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

Branched off wrote:

Not being breast fed makes you want to try it up the arse?

LMAO. Yes, breastmilk is the same colour as semen.
Just a joke poem. I hope you are not the British version of Mr Watcher……

[Branched offParticipant 11022]

Now who is Mr Watcher? I have not come across him.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

Branched off wrote:

Now who is Mr Watcher? I have not come across him.

Market-watcher.

[Branched offParticipant 11022]

Oh I do recall that you two had a bit of a falling out.

If I had money to invest I might pay more attention to the markets. As it is I just watch the cycles of global debt blowing bubbles and feel schadenfreude.

I am just trying to understand why you like to write that sort of poem. I have visions of you being the boy in school who would do things to gross the class out, just because grossing them out was fun?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

Branched off wrote:

Oh I do recall that you two had a bit of a falling out.
If I had money to invest I might pay more attention to the markets. As it is I just watch the cycles of global debt blowing bubbles and feel schadenfreude.
I am just trying to understand why you like to write that sort of poem. I have visions of you being the boy in school who would do things to gross the class out, just because grossing them out was fun?

I call the market and the budget, “shuffling about”. This country/world is been bought and paid for long ago.
You are looking for answers for questions where there are non to find. These type of poems come easy for me to write.
I was/am/ a paradox. I was both the class oddball and the bullied one.

[bladeParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

was both the class oddball and the bullied one.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Had some jellyfish call the police on me because I grabbed him around his scrawny neck and threw him on the floor(after he already grabbed my arm and blocked my way). A typical left-wing student in these here parts. They haven’t a scooby. Out of their depth. Being going medieval on their ass.
Must be depressing going to these AA meetings? Are they compulsory?

Never act out of emotion there is always a way . Super glue some coins to the ground on the arseholes walk path near a dark corner . Then jump out and go boo .

On this f~~~~~ s~~~ . Go a head be a f~~~~~ if it makes you happy . Your a f~~~~~ we get that you don’t have to justify your love for c~~~ .

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Listening to Cypress Hill desiring to devastate some specimen.

Try this instead .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

blade wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

was both the class oddball and the bullied one.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Had some jellyfish call the police on me because I grabbed him around his scrawny neck and threw him on the floor(after he already grabbed my arm and blocked my way). A typical left-wing student in these here parts. They haven’t a scooby. Out of their depth. Being going medieval on their ass.Must be depressing going to these AA meetings? Are they compulsory?

Never act out of emotion there is always a way . Super glue some coins to the ground on the arseholes walk path near a dark corner . Then jump out and go boo .
On this f~~~~~ s~~~ . Go a head be a f~~~~~ if it makes you happy . Your a f~~~~~ we get that you don’t have to justify your love for c~~~ .

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Listening to Cypress Hill desiring to devastate some specimen.

Try this instead .
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Had no choice. He touched me(no, not in a gay way!). Where I come from, you don’t invade another man’s space, physical assault. Didn’t kknow what hit him. Fell on the floor like he had been machined gunned.
I am not a “f~~~~~”. Was propositioned by a pretty boy once, declined.
Boy George came to my home city once to DJ(dance music).

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

blade wrote:

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A Swan Rolf Harris.

[SandalsParticipant 4254]

Branched off wrote:

Not being breast fed makes you want to try it up the arse?

Is that what this is about?

[Branched offParticipant 11022]

Sandals wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Not being breast fed makes you want to try it up the arse?

Is that what this is about?

Colin likes to keep us guessing. Its hard to be sure what it is about. Poem seems to be about being gay but why he put it here I am not sure. I think he’s just having fun.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5088]

Branched off wrote:

Sandals wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Not being breast fed makes you want to try it up the arse?

Is that what this is about?

Colin likes to keep us guessing. Its hard to be sure what it is about. Poem seems to be about being gay but why he put it here I am not sure. I think he’s just having fun.

It’s fun to have fun in a town called Malice.
Have you read my other one, “Tantalising Tadpole”?
Another one being writing as the nanos thrust, “Pavement Panic”
Keep the Auris Interna alert.

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