Have a Cigar

[Black MaskParticipant 1572]

Any cigar smokers here? I recently started about two years ago. I’ve been smoking Cubans ever since I found some legit websites, but I recently tried placing an order and they don’t want to ship to the US anymore! So p~~~ed!! (I’m not sure if they’re still illegal, but I’ve bought loads from this site before. It’s as if “they’re withholding my sex” lol).

My fav brands are Bolivar, Trinidad, Hoyo de Monterrey, Partagas and Cohiba.

"Man honesty is misogyny." - Patrice O'Neal

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

I’m just starting and so far CAO Brazilia and Maduro for me so far.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[Black MaskParticipant 1572]

Nicaraguans were my fav before I got my hands on Cubans. Joya de Nicaragua Antaño 1970 were my fav. I feel that non-Cubans are stronger. I tried several sticks of La Boheme and I could only get halfway before puking my brains out.

"Man honesty is misogyny." - Patrice O'Neal

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Black Mask wrote:

Any cigar smokers here?

My only experience with smoking has been with cigarettes so no but if you want to know the brand it is the pall mall menthols (the green not the blacks and no i do not need a moral lesson on smoking on how evil it is).

The thing i can say about cigars thou i generally like the smell of them vs cigarettes which some smell great (pall mall, newport etc) while others smell like ass (like the uncommon s~~~ or the real poverty s~~~).

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[Anonymous 18]

Count me in brother.

Being a health conscious nut I enjoy cigar sparingly and prefer Cubans. Haven’t dived into the brands as of yet but I have learned to reflect on women/mgtow over a cigar.

I tend to go on trails smoking a cigar and smiling when women give me dirty looks.

Knowing women hate cigars somehow makes me enjoy them even more. Call me vain.

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Anonymous wrote:

Knowing women hate cigars somehow makes me enjoy them even more. Call me vain

Women like cigars (the good ones) and it’s aroma, bitches don’t!

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[MonkParticipant 16975]

MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To Give wrote:

Women like cigars (the good ones) and it’s aroma …

You mean the expensive ones. They scent their prey.

[Anonymous 6]

Give me a Cuban please

[NomadgParticipant 249]

https://www.cigarsofhabanos.com

Good selection and good prices. Enjoy!

It's never to late to be what you might have been...

[HermitParticipant]

Any and all Cubans I and my smoking buddies have ever tried have been a big disappointment. I prefer Nicaraguan cigars, Drew Estate, in particular. If there are any cigar snobs here, they’re gonna’ turn their nose up at my favorite cigars because they’re flavor infused. However, over the years I’ve tried many different cigars and my absolute favorite is Roam by Drew Estate. It’s one of their Acid line of cigars. With a 48 ring gauge and 7″ length, the Churchill is the perfect size and shape for me. The Connecticut wrapper and medium strength of this cigar provide for a very flavorful and aromatic smoke and they’re consistently rolled, not too tight or too loose for the perfect draw. Another good Acid smoke is their Kuba Kuba, but I don’t care for the 54 ring and the 5″ length.

I have recently tried and enjoy a cheap cigar called Trader Jacks. Obviously not as good as a higher end cigar, but not bad for a cheap cigar. Wouldn’t want to keep them in your humidor with your good cigars, but they do have a good flavor and aroma for a $2.00 cigar.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[hdvrodParticipant 1109]

I’m no cigar snob and I have smoked for many years. My go to cigar is Baccarat robustos

But the special occasion treat has always been the Tabak Especial

Try a Tabak and I guarantee you that you’ll be a convert.

Cheers.

Anyway communication, real open communication, is not wanted or even required in a relationship. Women cannot handle fully open and honest communication, plus most perceive it as a weakness on the part of a man. All that is required is catering to her whims, and even then nothing is certain. There is no way to be sure of having a successful relationshit with a woman. MGTaoist

[RumpoleParticipant 994]

Cigars are part of MGTOW, as Kipling wrote in The Betrothed: A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

“You must choose between me and your cigar.” Breach of Promise Case, circa, 1885

OPEN the old cigar-box, get me a Cuba stout,
For things are running crossways, and Maggie and I are out.

We quarrelled about Havanas—we fought o’er a good cheroot,
And I know she is exacting, and she says I am a brute.

Open the old cigar-box—let me consider a space;
In the soft blue veil of the vapour musing on Maggie’s face.

Maggie is pretty to look at—Maggie’s a loving lass,
But the prettiest cheeks must wrinkle, the truest of loves must pass.

There’s peace in a Laranaga, there’s calm in a Henry Clay;
But the best cigar in an hour is finished and thrown away—

Thrown away for another as perfect and ripe and brown—
But I could not throw away Maggie for fear o’ the talk o’ the town!

Maggie, my wife at fifty—grey and dour and old—
With never another Maggie to purchase for love or gold!

And the light of Days that have Been the dark of the Days that Are,
And Love’s torch stinking and stale, like the butt of a dead cigar—

The butt of a dead cigar you are bound to keep in your pocket—
With never a new one to light tho’ it’s charred and black to the socket!

Open the old cigar-box—let me consider a while.
Here is a mild Manilla—there is a wifely smile.

Which is the better portion—bondage bought with a ring,
Or a harem of dusky beauties fifty tied in a string?

Counsellors cunning and silent—comforters true and tried,
And never a one of the fifty to sneer at a rival bride?

Thought in the early morning, solace in time of woes,
Peace in the hush of the twilight, balm ere my eyelids close,

This will the fifty give me, asking nought in return,
With only a Suttee’s passion—to do their duty and burn.

This will the fifty give me. When they are spent and dead,
Five times other fifties shall be my servants instead.

The furrows of far-off Java, the isles of the Spanish Main,
When they hear my harem is empty will send me my brides again.

I will take no heed to their raiment, nor food for their mouths withal,
So long as the gulls are nesting, so long as the showers fall.

I will scent ’em with best vanilla, with tea will I temper their hides,
And the Moor and the Mormon shall envy who read of the tale of my brides.

For Maggie has written a letter to give me my choice between
The wee little whimpering Love and the great god Nick o’ Teen.

And I have been servant of Love for barely a twelvemonth clear,
But I have been Priest of Cabanas a matter of seven year;

And the gloom of my bachelor days is flecked with the cheery light
Of stumps that I burned to Friendship and Pleasure and Work and Fight.

And I turn my eyes to the future that Maggie and I must prove,
But the only light on the marshes is the Will-o’-the-Wisp of Love.

Will it see me safe through my journey or leave me bogged in the mire?
Since a puff of tobacco can cloud it, shall I follow the fitful fire?

Open the old cigar-box—let me consider anew—
Old friends, and who is Maggie that I should abandon you?

A million surplus Maggies are willing to bear the yoke;
And a woman is only a woman, but a good Cigar is a Smoke.

Light me another Cuba—I hold to my first-sworn vows.
If Maggie will have no rival, I’ll have no Maggie for Spouse!

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