Happy Not Being A Fathers Day!

[Puffin StuffParticipant 25019]

This goes out to all the smartest guys who are not waiting by the phone for that call that never comes or begrudgingly comes for a few minutes.

Congratulations for not being tied to relatives that are taught to hate you and all your side of the family. Congratulations for not having child-alimoney hanging over your heads for decades, sucking the happiness out of your life.

Ties that allow a woman who hates you to use your own flesh and blood to pound you with emotional blows at every chance. Who have your children buying fathers day presents for the new bad boy she happens to be spreading her legs for now and calling him “Dad”, for fear of p~~~ing off mom.

To the smart men here who learned their lessons from others and not like me, the hard way.

Happy not being a fathers day.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anonymous 11]

Here!!!!!

[Anonymous 42]

ME TO! Thanks H.R.! I’m not living with my head in a vice and dripping blood from my thumbscrews! I’m free to go left, I’m free to go right, I’m free to go anywhere I want, any time I want, any way I want!

I’m as free as a fart in the wind and it beats the smell of a womb terd any day!

Thanks Feminism! Destroying the family is the best thing you could have done to secure my happiness and freedom! Thanks again! You spared my life! Now to make things right, I must insist, please do f~~~ off and die!

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

I’m glad also. It’s amazing that none of my male cousins are married. One does have a girlfriend, another got divorced and my other cousin and I never bother getting married. The cousin who got divorced is dating a married woman in China. I’m sure he’ll get screwed again. Hey at least there he won’t get screwed like here in North America.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[Anonymous 1]

Thanks HR!

 

[ToadParticipant 271]

Thanks nowadays women for ignoring me all this time: you save me of the worst conviction ever… now it’s too late for trying to trap me… I’m not blind anymore…

Congratulations to all of you, f~~~ing lucky “inmatures”

 

[Anonymous 5]

Thank god because I hate kids.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

When people ask, “do you have any kids?” my answer is always: “I don’t really know”.
Very matter-of-fact, like they asked for directions and I don’t live in the area.

An ucomfortable giggle always follows.

It may take them a few seconds or even a minute, but they get it eventually….

Happy Father’s Day to all you strapping bucks who don’t know either – just in case.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

Or a daughter who disrespects you. Who is f~~~ing a bad boy calling out daddy during sex because the government would not let her father be a dad and a son who will end up in prison.

Heres to women not having guns to our heads.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[VoidraitheParticipant 477]

Durden wrote:

Heres to women not having guns to our heads.

To this I can raise a glass.

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