Hallowween

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

I like scaring the local kids with my everyday mask
They know it’s natural
No need to ask

Knock Knock
Whose there?

Just some ugly c*nt with no hair

Trick or treat?
What do you want?

A rubber dick
Or a chocolate sweet

I’ve got the same head as that t~~~ with the hat
On Elm Street

Shaped like a pumpkin
I fit right in

With the skeletons
Werewolves
And munchkins

I better go in soon
As it’s a full moon

Imagine who I would scare
Without a dare
If I went out in the afternoon!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Just a short one Worm, you missing link.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Naw man. We will have to give this another go Tomorrow bro. We can do better than this

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Women love riding Ponies on Halloween. All the creepy crawlers in their kootchies go over better.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Naw man. We will have to give this another go Tomorrow bro. We can do better than this

Mr Grovel, nice play on words.
Yeah, this one composed in 10minutes, thought Worm would like this self-deprecating one!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Women love riding Ponies on Halloween. All the creepy crawlers in their kootchies go over better.

Well, I rode an Ass tonight. She sure was tight as I gave her a fright under the moonlight.

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

Well done Colin. Self deprecating is a good British trait. But I think its also worth pointing your satire at the many hugely deserving targets that are going to be out tonight.

My daughter had to learn the time warp dance from the Rocky horror show in drama club at school for Halloween. The other day she asked me “what is it all about?” (It appears they never bothered explaining it was about benders in suspenders damaging each others waste disposal pipes). Now having to answer that one gave me a real fright. Where do you even start?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Well done Colin. Self deprecating is a good British trait. But I think its also worth pointing your satire at the many hugely deserving targets that are going to be out tonight.
My daughter had to learn the time warp dance from the Rocky horror show in drama club at school for Halloween. The other day she asked me “what is it all about?” (It appears they never bothered explaining it was about benders in suspenders damaging each others waste disposal pipes). Now having to answer that one gave me a real fright. Where do you even start?[/quote

Thank you kindly Mr Branch.
Yes, the curtains will be firmly shut tonight.
“Waste disposal pipes”. This surely has to be used in a “f~~” poem.
I feel for you having a daughter in this generation. Least she has a masculine Father to help her.

[HermitParticipant]

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

I can’t help but think this is close to what Colin looks like.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

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Herm and family.
Nice haircuts douchebags.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

I can’t help but think this is close to what Colin looks like.
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I think you need help with your thinking.
Too much drinking, you Midwest sex pest in a egg-stained vest stinking!

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I can’t help but think this is close to what Colin looks like.<iframe width=”500″ height=”281″ src=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/bc80tFJpTuo?feature=oembed” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen=”” allow=”accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture”></iframe>

I think you need help with your thinking.Too much drinking, you Midwest sex pest in a egg-stained vest stinking!

Yes, I’m sure you’re even less attractive than that freak.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I can’t help but think this is close to what Colin looks like.<iframe width=”500″ height=”281″ src=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/bc80tFJpTuo?feature=oembed” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen=”” allow=”accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture”></iframe>

I think you need help with your thinking.Too much drinking, you Midwest sex pest in a egg-stained vest stinking!

Yes, I’m sure you’re even less attractive than that freak.

I’m still more an oil painting than you, and you have follicles!
Now get off you’re fat ass and make the orifice girls a latte.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Hermit wrote:

I can’t help but think this is close to what Colin looks like.
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Man that sucks.

I sure hope they spend money on learning how to stop strokes.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Nice haircuts douchebags.

Hearing* (Reading) Colone say “Douchbags”… in his particular tongue.. I am a bit of a doubting Thomas if it would come out right with his accent.

To see what I mean, click here:
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/douche

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

iMickey503 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I can’t help but think this is close to what Colin looks like.<iframe width=”500″ height=”281″ src=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/bc80tFJpTuo?feature=oembed” frameborder=”0″ allow=”accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture” allowfullscreen=””></iframe>

Man that sucks.
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I sure hope they spend money on learning how to stop strokes.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Nice haircuts douchebags.

Hearing* (Reading) Colone say “Douchbags”… in his particular tongue.. I am a bit of a doubting Thomas if it would come out right with his accent.
To see what I mean, click here:https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/douche

Been conversing with you trans goons too much. Picking up you’re weird ass words such as:
Color
Flavor
Gray
Dawg

Keep perplexing the probation orificer’s with Shakespeare’s tongue matey!

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